Take a look at the photo above. Your first reaction might be to burst into hysterical laughter. Or you might just mutter "What the fuck!!!". But if you think about it for a bit longer you might just see the similiarities between that toilet design and life in Malaysia or Malaysian politics. And if you are reading this and going "Huh? So what is the answer?" Then never mind la. You can go back to whatever you were doing before this. Thank you.
Niamah!!!
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Bolehland is promoting 'Let's Pee Together'!!!
Very efisien1lah!
Boleh kencing dan berak sekali gus!
Cuma kena aim betul-betul lah!
Malaysia Boleh!
ps:
Kontraktor pasti dapat untung!
Truly redundant! Or perhaps they should put up individual signboards beside these receptacles, one marked with "SHIT ONLY" and the other "PISS ONLY"!
Aiyooooo.
For good toilet.
go to homeplansb.blogspot.com
look for ah lim.
both suami-bini atau 2 lovers buang air besar-kecil bersama2 , jimatkan wang 30sen ma , ok !?
Aiseh Patrick! You don't know meh! The urinal is for umno & its ketuanan gang while the yucky toilet bowl is for the Rakyat le. Have a good weekend Bro.
Now we know why some renovation jobs can be double or triple than normal.
Or they wanted to build a unisex toilet to piss.
The Ministry of Tourism Malaysia have a budget for “Media Campaign” to promote Malaysia on tourism. This budget is called in the Ministry as Media Global Fund. The previous Minister of Tourism Dato Azalina which set up a company that was given a contract to handle the Minister of Tourism's advertising for her own benefit. The same tactic is now use by NYY. She joint venture with one company called Sen Media Sdn. Bhd. and instruct other media to join this company to get contract.
The Managing Director of this company is Ruzi bin Ahmad who is also NYY’s son good friend. NYY’s son met media owners like BBC, STARTV, CNBC, ESPN, National Geographic, Phoenix HK, and Discovery Channel to negotiate and asked for 30% commission. The total budget for this campaign is RM 33 Million, and NYY’s son seeks a total commission around RM 10 Million from them.
Dato Mirza can confirm with this dealing, as the Ministry of Tourism Malaysia suppose to meet on 3rd April to start the media campaign and conclude by end of April, but NYY need to push this deal fast. NYY pressured Dato Mirza to carry forward the meeting to 9th March and starts the program by 15th March.
Due to the current situation, especially in MCA’s situation, NYY need to use the money for personal gain during the MCA’s current turmoil. For readers’ pondering, why should NYY need to move forward the campaign to 15th March 2010 and instruct her office to award the contract urgently so hasty? Why not evaluate other companies and follow the process?
This really puzzles me for the last 5 or so years. Never bother to ask those dumbass why. But your post really made a good laugh today....
mel
That people doing business need to kiss the ass of another person who is dicking around?
Nice design... before I shit, I must pee and as a guy, I MUST pee standing. Whoever think of this design is truly our Bolehland HERO !!
He will get a Datukship very soon.
To me in Malaysia context,,, the wrong can be seen as right and versa versus.....
koret koret koret or not?
My front door ada 2 holes : big one for the dog & small for the cat to go
out !!
Ini bagi menrealisasikan konsep 'Communal Toilet' dalam konteks 1Malaysia.
Think on the positive side. For urine, we don't need toilet bowl tank to flush. So, save water loh :)
I think the Japanese will learn from this photo-shot! How to save space.Malaysia-Bolehhhhh
1 malaysia = 1 toilet.
well, we can either make a stand or just sit n keep quiet.
Anonymous, your article on nyy is lifted from a blog. While I appreciate your sharing this info with the rest, please do the right thing and give your acknowledgement to the source of the news.
Salam.
my back door has 3 holes : one for the dog , 2nd for cats & 3rd for frogs !!
Kak Ros is scared Abang Jib will fool around ... so when pissing also must do together-mah ...
cool, i thought this one i found at Putrajaya was the only silly toilet constructed : http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7631/imag0276u.jpg
Guys would definitely know you just cant have two men using it together, just not enough space unless both a having special friendship
now you showed this, i can see it starts to be a common problem in Malaysian toilets...
This toilet layout must be modeled by 'One Malaysia Toilet' !!!
Rosy designs ???
Iyah, 1Malaysia 1Toilet ma
Yeah
You can sit on the throne and aim your pee upwards at the same time. They should make it coin-slot operated and you get vouchers for free use the next time. Could be the next great toilet game!
dpp
We are all of 1 race, the Human Race
Hi Patrick
Been following your blog for awhile.Enjoyed reading your posts.May I say the toilet is too clean. Perhaps a photo of a typical public toilet, unflushed, will be a better representation of the politics in M'sia.
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG,,,, is that a babi?
boleh mah. you didn't know? piss while you take a crap.
This is UMNO multi-task. Can shit and piss together.
The right one is for Najis, the left one for Rosnanah since she got the balls of the 2.
My dear bro pat
This uncanny approach to solving a very malaysian problem only confirms my suspicion that some malaysians do indeed have their brains in their pelvis. As all know when muscles are used too often they increase in size. After reading all the stories associated with sex that malaysian politicians are so intimately involved, one can only assume that malaysian pollies prefer to think with their small head instead of with their big head above the neck. The result is a well developed dick that is too large and too long to fit into the toilet bowl when he opens his bowels. Thus the extra urinal near by !
I presume this photo was taken in the parliament toilet.
Malaysia boleh !
On second thought, maybe malaysian pollies, like the forever happy dog, have 2 dicks !! Ah !..... Brilliant solution.
haiyah 1toilet for 1couple mah.
can still hold hand while peeing.
Saiful use this one
aiyah...this combination is typical of msians mentality. One toilet pee all mah...
So, no need to have male or female toilet. Anyone can go inside to stand or hover over the yellowish bowl loh...
perhaps for the foreign workers that our custom let in to the country....
the bangla probably squat on the bowl, and then washes his hands from the pee urinal... Don't laugh, they may be smart to squat on the yellowish bowl here instead of all you civilised folks who toilet papered the round of the bowl or hover shakily when doing big business...hahah
perhaps for the foreign workers that our custom let in to the country....
the bangla probably squat on the bowl, and then washes his hands from the pee urinal... Don't laugh, they may be smart to squat on the yellowish bowl here instead of all you civilised folks who toilet papered the round of the bowl or hover shakily when doing big business...hahah
Or this reflects the mindset of the general Malaysians.. The person shitting can see the dicky of the person peeing and the person peeing can see disgusting shit the person shitting but both are doing something dirty and are focus at each other's dirt?
Point taken, Pat so no comment. Like everything else in Bolehland, it's going down the shit hole eh? LOL!
don't bend your head to low or you might end up lickin the other one...
Ladies and gentleman toilet, can be used concurrenty 2 at a time good idea less queue.
certain guy cannot pee standing ONE ,
pls be kind & understanding , ok !?
I don't see anything wrong with this set-up. This is a special toilet for couples who bought "couple-seats" movie tickets.
I think the ladies will feel much safer with a male companion going to the loo together. Nice place for a quickie too. Hehe..
Yeeaah ... designed for that toad of a loser who was mouthing off earlier yunno who used to work for a chinaman but found that he had to work for his comm kickbacks ...haaaaaaaaaa..
Observer Earth
I think this is to promote 1 Malaysia-ness
Let's be more objective. The urinal is for the man to pee. I have heard women complain that when the men pee into the sitting type toilet, they do not aim well and the urine end up all over.
Ho ho ho where got women complain man in public toilet one ?
Please not that women can miss fire and their aiming is just as bad maybe worse than man because the nozzle is blunt
Ai yah, Pat, sometimes u want 2 pee then you want to shit so you use urinal 2 pee and then switch over and sit on the toilet, then you switch over to the urinal again and then switch over to the toilet. That is life in Malaysia what! Every thing got messy system one!!!
promoting so-do-me position
OMGGG!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! YOU ARE RIGHT PATRICK!! 1MALAYSIA, SALAM 1MALAYSIA, 1TOILET BOWL? 1BONTOT?
aiyah, dun fuss lah : i bring along my honey , she sits & i stand ...1 2 3 ...kow tim , jom makan !!
unisex toilet maybe? ^^
gudjob Patrick !!
keep it up.
i mean the articles ok.
hahaha....just like most of the traditional massage centre also provide couple room for their customers....this one....haha, not too bad.
Sounds too creative hur! Bolehland Boleh!
I'll take a guess...
Why have a urinal to pee when you can pee in the toilet bowl?
Malaysian politics...making simple things complicated!
This design is for communal toilet for couple to do their business together.
or.. maybe someone's front tail is too long, so he need to pee at he next unit.
u know la, when the tail is too hard.. not easy to aim it in the bowl.
Another project from Barisan National by Jasa Kepada Rakyat (JKR)?! OMG!!!
Aiya , you all complain,complain to centre-point not enough urinal... so they call tender lor ..and some smart alec supplier suggested buy 10 got one flee so contractor got no place to put the flee one ...so you know where he pu -lah ... luckily his worker did not put on top of the cistern... then you people will complain some more
Don't see a problem with this. Some small offices use this combination. Urinal is more practical for men - judging by how mess up the toilet seat is in most mens toilet. Toilet is then left cleaner for the real thing and for lady users.
Plus peeing in the urinal use less water than toilet flushing.
Errr..does that means we can have sex on that bowl?
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I SAW A GHOSTTTTTTT ITS TEOH BENG HOCK!!!!
Why is Hishammuddin breathing down the neck of the media threatening “all hell to break loose” when all that is needed in the relevant case is a correction for any incorrect report about the resignation of Musa Hassan as IGP?
Is the stability and strength of security in the country and in particular the Malaysian police force so brittle and fragile that a report like that of China Press today could seriously compromised or jeopardized them?
In fact, Hishammuddin should know that if the China Press report is true that Musa has resigned as Inspector-General of Police, there would be joy and jubilation not only among loyal and patriotic Malaysians who have always put national interests above self, but also among top police officers as well as the rank-and-file.
Bro Patrick
More suitable toilets illustrated
at my blog :
http://donplaypuks.blogspot.com/2009/10/1-toilet-many-systerns.html
dpp
We are all of 1 race, the Human Race
common la... its hygenic. especially for those buggers who have no toilet training. Those who cannot aim properly should use the urinals. Have you ever noticed the condition of public toilets? You tend to wonder if fellers go in blindly.
This type of toilet is not uncommon if specially built for the disabled (unisex) - outside the main Gents & Ladies toilets. Is that the case here, Patrick?
Rgds, John
Prime Minister Najib Razak seems petrified at the hint of any non-Umno parties protesting in the open of late. When the Catholics decided to protest against Al-Islam's article and attorney-general Abdul Gani Patail's lackadaisical approach to the perpetrators from that magazine last week, almost immediately Umno's Al-Islam apologised.
After Protes announced that it was planning an anti-GST rally outside Parliament today, the second reading of the GST bill was postponed. Umno used to be fearless tigers and bulldoze down any unsanctioned street protests against Umno policies, whether they are peaceful or not.
Wonder what has caused Umno's change of heart? Scared of the rakyat maybe?
Malaysia Boleh mah!!
"KLANG, March 15 — Malaysians must give Datuk Seri Najib Razak a chance as his administration’s recent policy U-turns proved he is an open-minded leader focused on....." Khir Toyo. MI.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! What a brown-tongued scrotum taster as well!
After the Govt's massive U-turn on 2-tiered petrol pricing, I predicted in your blog that the next U-turn will be the deferment of GST.
I made the point (in a letter published in Mkini) that there was much confusion over how GST was supposed to work. The Govt i.e. the Civil Service, has itself not understood or worked out the mechanics of GST administration and was not ready to implement it in 2011.
Prophetic words indeed!!
dpp
We are all of 1 race, the Human Race
well,I do not see any thing funny about this toilet. I assume this is for man only toilet. It still make sense to have both. If you have short call, use the urinal which use less flushing water. I practice this simple logic. Try looking at things from different angle.
I think Centrepoint Bandar Utama people better take note. Ha Ha. I certainly dont want to pee and have someone shitting near me or vice-versa
Ha Ha. Good spot brother Pat
JLWH
Pat,
It's ok as long as the roof doesn't collapse.
Niamah and liapa can use at the same time la !!!
ah lim
Berhati-hati di jalan raya !
Berhati-hati semasa memberak agar kencing tidak terkeluar !
1Berhati-hati !
Patrick,
Public toilets in America are built in this way too.....
when you sit on bowl you can study and smell differents type of piss
good work don't waste time!
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