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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Caption?

Najib: Can you please hurry up. I really need to take a dump.

A friend of mine sent me this front page photo taken from the Asia Wall Street Journal. The thing that caught his attention and mine was the very unusual body language of Najib in the photo. It almost begs a caption contest. So go ahead. Have some fun. Be creative. Nothing lewd or silly please. Thank you.

Niamah!!!

50 comments:

Anonymous said...

'oooh i got a fart coming'

Golden Man said...

here is a few.

" Hmmm... i wonder he notice that i just fart"

"Its true, black dicks are huge... my ass hurts"

" Hey... obama's flag is same like mine...."

" where is the teh tarik"

Anonymous said...

Obama:Right!On the issue of Anwar Ibrahim.

Anonymous said...

i am overwhelmed, i feel so small.

Anonymous said...

"Hey, are you really Obama? Or are you the guy from Indonesia who looks like Obama?"

"Mr. President, APCO said I can put the 1Malaysia sticker on the table after paying US$8million. How com no sticker one?"

... on the other hand, I just saw Najib addressing a group of people in the 8pm news today. 80% of the time, his head was looking down reading the script!!! When Obama of other leader talks.. they know what they talk. No need see script one. This PM.. really la. Sigh.....

donplaypuks® said...

Obama: Rosemajib, that's amazing! Your hands move quicker than the eye can detect! You sure you got nothing up your sleeves?

Rosemajib: Barack, Muahaha! It's actually quiet simple. First you put $77 million on top of this solid table. Then you call APC.. in Tel Aviv. Next second, it vanishes without trace! Abracadabra!

dpp
We are all of 1 race, the Human Race

Anonymous said...

"is this what I paid millions for????? "

Ralfie said...

Najib: Mr.Obama, you are a $24 million dollar man. Please make it worth it....

flyer168 said...

Pat,

Obama is the "Elected" President of the U.S - the Title is "Hard Earned" & he has all the "Attributes of a True World Class Leader".

Jibby is not an "Elected" Prime Minister rather "Given to him on a Silver Platter....

Obama is very confident and his Body language not opened (Controlled!), whereas Jibby's Body language, with his facial expression, legs wide apart, hands & fingers shows that he is in "Full Submission"...

He looks more like a "Beggar, begging for Forgiveness" for all his past deeds of which Obama has ALL the "Dossiers" in detail...

As such Jibby is now "Singing the President's tune....!

How about a Caption that reads....

"Yes, Boss, anything you want, including my Bolehland & its Oil, etc, as long as Mama and me are not implicated in all those...., 'cos she is my Immediate Boss & also my Mama! I miss my Mama beside me!"

Cheers.

Anonymous said...

He looks anxious for some reason. Sia sui malaysians... >.<

Yalo... like anytime gonna lau sai liao. >.<

Nat--

k4kenny said...

President Obama: Now, tell me why you want to meet me so badly?

PM Jip says: (Sobbing)...I, I, I, did not DO it. Not me. It's those baargers did it! That's why I wanted to meet you to convey "this" message personally. Btw, I already pee-pee in my pants!!! Can I go toilet now?

Anonymous said...

Huh! You tokking kok or what!

Anonymous said...

Najib: I paid APCO USD24mil for half an hour of face time with Obama. That's almost USD1mil a minute! I'm already 10min overdue. Crap! That's another USD10mil! Hurry up! Let's go already!

Anonymous said...

Your C4 is more 'terror' than any nuclear we have!

Nuclearjib said...

talking abt nuclear bombs, i feel like one coming from my ass now.

Anonymous said...

Obama:Najib, you bodoh lah! You pay RM8m for what? I cannot help with your personal problem you know??

ayep sepa said...

this actually what happened in that 30mins 'talk'...

1-10 mins=
shake hands, how are you..
Obama: "so, how are things back in m'sia... how's anuar's trial going.. blah2...."
Jibby: "errmmmm...."

11-20mins=
Obama: "wht can u give US if you wanna build a nuclear power plant in m'sia.. where ru gonna gt the fund, where ru gonna store the spent fuel rods & catridges.."
Jibby: "hihihi..errr..errmmm...."

21-28mins=
Obama: "please let me know wht's the outcome of the apco investigation.. israel is our team, mess with them, we'll roast your wisma putra.."
Jibby: *gulp* -when this pic was taken-

29-30mins= pic taking with smiles & najis still has not spoken a word.... HAHAHahAHaHAHhahAhahAahah

吹水 - CHUI SUI said...

Rosemajib think: HUH? apa dia ciakap ni? Mana tu translator?

Anonymous said...

Thought bubble:

Please don't ask me about Altantuya. I will swear again that I don't know the Mongolian woman. Gotta make sure I don't mention her name. Gotta make sure. Please don't ask me about Altantuya.Please don't ask me about Altantuya. Oh please don't ask me about Altantuya......

Anonymous said...

World record of earning 8million bucks in the shortest time? LOL

Anonymous said...

Jib: Oh pls, I paid millions to sit here, talk something more comprehensible la!

Anonymous said...

Jib: Oi Tambi behind the flag, where's my teh tarik kurang manis

Anonymous said...

All stupid comments from stupid peoples!

donplaypuks® said...

Rosemajib: But Barack, S'pore oreddy got ICBM with nuclear warheads from USA with Isareli help! Why can't we?

Obama: Sorry Rosemajib. For $77 million, all we can give you is this Big Cheques writing table award. As for the ICBM, the DIY manual on the table should help. You can always "cheque" it out at www.afghaniranquistan.
gotnuclearbomb.con!

dpp
we are all of 1 race, the HUman Race

Anonymous said...

: Apa benda mamat negro ni cakap, aku datang nak contract coca-cola banyak lagi - dia cakap pasal benda lain pulak (alamak perut meragam pulak, makan Belacan pagi tadi)

: Well, malaysia is indeed under my radar, gay association is on the rise i see, how do you handle it over there? I'm contemplating sending bush to be your economy adviser - what you think? Oh yea you've been silence on that chap hmmm Brahim Ali, is he suicidal? you better put a leash on Brahim Ali, or else ....

-Ikan Tongkol-

Anonymous said...

:Oh my Obama, how come you can become President? because of you the whole world is in Global Recession you know! See! you making me sick in the stomach by looking at your "huge" till my wife even talks about it! DAMN N***

:Excuse me, you paid thru APCO and the very least hold your extremist ultra point of view will you? before I pull a 187 on you ...

AAW said...

Dump?? Give the man a break..it's all got to do with the time difference, and WMDs. Chemicals included.

Anonymous said...

Niamah! can't you see I need to go! talk faster lah..

Heng said...

jippy:...gotta remember!my wife say i must sit straight!...but i cant hide my belly, my hand should grab the chair handle,like this...yea! she said like this...my head should look up, to the left, to the left! she said this angle is best for photo!trust her yea!!...if i did all this, it wil worth more than the angkasawan programme!!

NutzeyWagen said...

Eerrr..... stomachache la. Gotta go. Wanna lao sai liao.....

Anonymous said...

Oii!! Wa Ai Pang Jio. Kha Khin Kong la.

Anonymous said...

Najib: OMG, the translator behind Obama looks like Altan...

Anonymous said...

Jib: "gai liao, i don't know what's he is talking about, lagi pun i never carry a diary, obama is having one! How huh??"

Anonymous said...

A: Now. Tell me how you managed to make such a fine satay? First you cut the meat? Or chopped it..or you minced it?
B: No no no no... You just C4 it!

Anonymous said...

niamah, pay 8 millions & only get to sit in this uncomfortable chair.

Anonymous said...

Jibby : Woof! Woof!

Anonymous said...

O: So, what's the best way to curb nuclear proliferation?
N: C4.
O: What?
N: C4. It's definitely the best solution. I mean we should encourage people to use C4, and not nuclear arms you see...

Anonymous said...

Obama: Yak yak yak. Yakity yak.

PM: Yeh bro. I'm not used to the food here man. My stomach feels like shit la.

Anonymous said...

damn shouldnt have let go that last fart. now feels like some leakage there. damn obama and his pea soup.

loveMyKris

jeff said...

Excuse me sir, can i go to the loo..i think i just wet myself. Rosmah!! Help!

Anonymous said...

Naj : Hey Brathaaa.....
Tak boleh tahan lagi la.

Ob : Well you see. I was talking to the premier of Russia. I said to him.." we need to clear off alll our nuclear missiles. I mean, we are talking about peace here, man. You know what I mean. That matha just look at me... and I can see he was ... bla...bla... bla.\ Hey! What's that smell??

Naj: Ei...man. Need to go. Where's the loo?

Anonymous said...

Please..............Obama pleaseeee..... Give me American citizenship. I will stay here for good. I am sure BN will lose in the next general election and every One Malaysian will screw me up!

Anonymous said...

alamak..must be the nasi lemak sambal..when is this guy going to stop !!!

Anonymous said...

najib: I cannot cross my leg, my tummy is getting in the way of my adik ...

Jason Sim said...

Najib's thought: what a purdy tie..

messi said...

Puuulizzzzz dooonnnt assskk me a a a aboooout A.... Puuuulizzzz

ABC?

Nagobonar said...

najib was showing his admire

Anonymous said...

Obama: Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o.
And on that farm he had a cow, ee-i-ee-i-o.
With a moo moo here and a moo moo there
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o.

Najibb: Not again!

Anonymous said...

Najib: "Democracy? In Malaysia we just Buy-Election"

Anonymous said...

DAMNIT! Saiful own me from behind.

Nuffnang