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Thursday, April 01, 2010

Earth calling Najib....earth calling Najib....

Have you ever seen any of these guys traveling on the LRT or bus?

Signs that Najib Razak may actually be residing on another planet.

Sign#1 Najib and Ong Tee Keat, accompanied by a the usual entourage I suppose, took a ride on the new LRT train and commented, “It was a very pleasant experience and the views were beautiful too. So I wonder why there are those who had no problem using public transportation when overseas but when back here, would never take the LRT or bus?”.

Of course, it would be most pleasant for him la. But is it for the rest of us? And his question doesn't even deserve an answer, does it?

Sign#2 Najib defended his deputy Muhyiddin saying that the DPM remains committed to the 1Malaysia concept and that his “Malay first” statement reflects the provision in the Constitution, which is based on the ethnic (group) to which one belongs.

HUH???

Sign#3 Najib announced yesterday that all bidders for government contracts must sign declaration letters pledging their commitment to ensure projects awarded to them are executed responsibly and are 'graft-free'!!!

"They will also be required to enter into an agreement which contains an anti-corruption clause in government procurement. This is our committment to fight corruption and enhance government integrity."

PHWAAAAR!!! This is OUR commitment to fight corruption man! I'm not holding my breath.

Najib also said that the declaration letters would remind bidders of their responsibilities, particularly in meeting "their end of the deal".

Ahhhhh soooooo.....remind them of their end of the deal. I can see clearly now (I used this line cos the song keeps playing in my head. ARRRGGGGHHH!!!)

But to be fair Najib did say something that perhaps proved that he hasn't settle permanently in planet X. Yet.

He declared that "the era where the Government knows best is over".

You don't say! Great deduction, Sherlock.

NIAMAH!!!

I am sure that one of the above stories is an April Fool's joke by The Star. Actually, I am hoping that it is. Yes?

41 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those bn flers are simply out of touch of the reality.

Anonymous said...

Fat hopes, this aint no April fool's joke. It is and always have been the feelings of our leaders. Well, at least it is now known fact, no need to speculate anymore. We all can say we are Chinese, Indians first and Malaysian last. I say last and not second as there are many more in between. For example:

1. I am Chinese, Hokkien, Buddhist Malaysian.

or

2. I am ex Indian, now mamak Malaysian.

3. I am ex Indonesian illegal, now malaysianised Malaysian.

Get the drift...anything can come first so long as at the end you say you are Malaysian. Why?> Dont ask la, it is 1 Malaysia is like this one.

Unity, one Malaysia, ha ha, this is only for talking kok la.

Ravin P said...

If Malay first, Malaysian second so does that mean us Indians and Chinese and DLL are third? Ah ha we are third class citizens after all. Excellent just the validation I needed so that I could apply for my citizenship elsewhere. Thank you Mr.PM and DPM for the confirmation.

Anonymous said...

jokey must be thinking the service is so damn goooood. no queue. no rush...lots of seats...best of all, hey it is free. Bet my last dollar he did not pay, did not queue, no delay, everything spic and span.

Best lrt in the universe. wonder why all malay malaysian, indian malaysians, mamak malaysians, indonesian malaysians, english malaysians, mongolian malaysians, chinese malaysians and lian lian malaysians dont use it. wah lan eh, so many types of malaysians...heck, another malaysian book of record la.

Anonymous said...

Niamah!! Talk bird lingo!!!
Sign#1.When he takes ride, all kinds of traffic already cleared 1 hr before.
Sign#2.Dont play play with his DPM you know.Solid backing.Even Rosmah also takut.
Sign#3.Please ask him to come back from outer space lah!Tolong lah! My toe already laughing!!!!

Anonymous said...

LRT issue:

Well these fellas should better not take peak hours cos they gonna force everyone late to work.
Obviously they never needed to take the LRT.
Obviously they never need to fight for a seat.
Obviously they don't need to fight for a handle to hold.
Obviously they never had anybody shoving and forcing themselves to them.
Obviously, they never had seen any pervert in LRT doing disgusting acts on female passengers.

Just put a spy into the LRT during office peak hours, I bet with my wallet you'll get at least half of these instances!

Anonymous said...

shit's an idiot.. nuff said.

Nat--

Kenny K said...

Lololololololololololololol..... simply out of touch with reality and talking cock and bush story. Yeah true true, when these VVIP's take a free ride, of course causing much more hassle, everything will be "tailor-made la". So where can see problem. Even a piece of bottom hair also sapu clean la. We have to talk "BEFORE" and "AFTER" one. After their visit, all back to square dirty and lousy one la!

Anonymous said...

This is my April fools joke: Najib is not a simpleton. His reasoning and his powers of deduction are so high-powered that mere mortals like most of us just can't see.

Another joke....?

Anonymous said...

DPM is gaining ground.

Could he be the man behind the third force? (After Najib and Mamak Maverick)

Anonymous said...

Peninsula Malaysia Looks like a dick.

Cause it is so fuck!!!!

ikanbilis said...

orang bengong kasi menyampah.



i take public transport and curse them who take them with the bodyguards etc never had to go through the frequent fragrances and rush hour crowd.

i'm a nobody. bleh..

Anonymous said...

1Malay
then
1Malaysia mah
niamah!

Anonymous said...

naka sai or kana sai
1Malay or 1Malaysia
same shit!!!

Anonymous said...

You are too funny!

Superman said...

I am totally amused with DPM comment on "Malay" and "Malaysia". I wonder when he fill in disembarkation form to enter a foreign country, what does he fill in under "Nationality"? MALAY or MALAY MALAYSIAN or MALAYSIAN?
Can you imagine if Barack Obama declares that he is a Negro instead of American? It looks like our politician is very confuse over their own identity as Malaysian....

Anonymous said...

He is quite a joker. Which planet is he now? For Fuc ...king sake, public transportation in Malaysia, it has never been convenience for public. I had no problem at all taking public transport in Chinchu Planet with many aliens around me, but I am here, for sure I spend 2 hours to wait the KTM, oh yeah...with a beautiful view..and yet spend 1/2 hour on the train, enjoy being human sandwich. And then, i said to myself...Fuxx the public transport...never been improve and still think we should use them. I'm certainly wrong for this 1M planet!

Joe said...

All they do is talk because it's all it takes to satisfy Malaysians, that is, assuming that the term means anything.

Matt Salleh said...

Cannot be April Fool's joke - that would be haram, just like Valentines Day and other western evils.

the traveller said...

He is asking why people don't go on lrt, trains or buses? How about having to wait 1 hr for the commuter and 1 hr for the bus to the commuter station? He has drivers so he shouldn't be talking to much. DUH!d

Anonymous said...

If there was no "tailor-made" train rides for our most beloved YAB Dato' Seri PM and his legion of bodyguards, I think that fler will faint after a personal encounter with the natural "fragrances" of the human body.

Am I tokking kok or what???

Anonymous said...

I almost choked on my b'fast when I read the statement abt why those who took public transportation o'seas wld never take the LRT or bus here. Maybe it's becos not all of us have a chauffeur waiting for us when we get out of the LRT/bus?

Mr Bojangles said...

So I wonder why there are those who had no problem using public transportation when overseas but when back here, would never take the LRT or bus?

Then why doesn't he and his bunch of merry thieves take public transportation? Is it because even overseas their sorry asses are carted all over the place in limos chartered by our embassies and funded by joes like you and me.

Anonymous said...

Birds of a feather flocks together !

Most politicians will tell you straight in your face like buy Malaysian goods, be patriotic, etc. These politicians always do likewise like sending their children overseas to study, take vacation overseas, etc.

They will tell you that our public transport is good and they themselves are driven in luxury cars in 1Malaysia.

They only take public transport once every 5 years perhaps to garner publicity. They will go and take photos with the ubi seller, char koay teow seller, durian seller to tell us that they are like us ! They are never like us ! They are like semi-gods with chaffeurs and bodyguards !

C'mon lah ! Think we were born yesterday !

1Niamah and 1Malaysia. Perfect combination !

Anonymous said...

The view of the world from inside a limo sure looks different than the one from a 'motor'!

Anonymous said...

aya Pat, what you write is being pessimistic la...but I too and many other Malaysians are pessimists now because our leaders are full of crap! A lot of talk with no action to back up their talk for so many decades!

CHANGE IS REQUIRED!

Anonymous said...

Very profound statements!!! Should have all the schools in Malaysia have essay competitions and special class discussions. These should be exam questions for students at all levels.

I'm going to spend my weekend thinking about these wonderful lines ...

Anonymous said...

If the government remains firm and does not allow any foreigners to work in service sector, you will find that the smarter restaurant owners will improve the working conditions and increase the salaries to a level that would attract the locals.

I wouldn't mind it at all if there were no more mamak stalls. No big deal, actually. Mamak food stalls serve one of the most unhealthy foods in Malaysia. I'd rather if we had healthy food alternatives and healthy lifestyle as a part and parcel of our nation's social landscape to be proud of, instead of mamak food, of all things.

Mamak restaurants not all are not hygienic in their handling of food. They buy the cheapest chicken and meats that are already rotting and discarded, and cook them in their shops daily. I have personally seen them negotiate real rock-bottom prices for stale or rotting meats, and then actually cook it.

The local restaurant owners pay low wages and have lousy working conditions. So only the most desperate foreigners from poor countries are prepared to work for them.

Homophobic (Anti-Chingkie) said...

Fuck you Patrick Teoh.. you are a typical Chingkie.. Everything about Malays and Indians are wrong to you..fuck you, pretender... speak under the mask of unity and colour-blind... in the end, it's the Chingkie agenda that you uphold.. fucking retard with second-class humour... you'll moan about almost everythin because of the sad life you're living.. pity your wife and children, being raised by a delusioned, grandiose motherfucker as a dad... you and your stupid jokes should dig your wn grave long ago... retard!

Homophobic (Anti-Chingkie) said...

Oh, and fucker... I don't think you dare to publish my comments.. Your bravery is as smallie as your tiny weanie.. Oh, and I wonder whether you pay your tax at all, talking about taxpayer money etc... Why don't you rfund whatever you gained from the time you were in RTM, isn't that a BN-propaganda machinery? yOu shouldn't be affiliated to such a racist-component, should you retard? or is it "it's my money, i earned it" whatever fuck you can give excuse? now who would transform into excuse? a fucking retard like you or Najib? irony isn't it... big-mouth with no principle... you're really a lame joker!

Homophobic (Anti-Chingkie) said...

Oh, and fucker... I don't think you dare to publish my comments.. Your bravery is as smallie as your tiny weanie.. Oh, and I wonder whether you pay your tax at all, talking about taxpayer money etc... Why don't you rfund whatever you gained from the time you were in RTM, isn't that a BN-propaganda machinery? yOu shouldn't be affiliated to such a racist-component, should you retard? or is it "it's my money, i earned it" whatever fuck you can give excuse? now who would transform into excuse? a fucking retard like you or Najib? irony isn't it... big-mouth with no principle... you're really a lame joker!

Anonymous said...

Prime Minister Najib Razak marked his first year in office by defending ultra Malay rights group Perkasa as not extreme, even as it went on a Chinese 'bashing' spree demanding apologies from two Chinese leaders and threatening to have them suspended or even sacked from the Barisan Nasional coalition.

Anonymous said...

The mainstream media were also full of superlative praises for Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi in his first year as Prime Minister – but what has happened to him?

It will be better for Najib and the country if the Prime Minister is more anchored to reality and realize that after his first 12 months as Prime Minister, nothing much as changed apart from a surfeit of sloganeering.

Anonymous said...

bloody shit. suharto and marcos swore they are clean as angels even at deathbed. KNN, give me a billion dollar contract and i sign I am clean too.

how clean can you be Najib when you give me precious lands for a convention centre to your crony?

when will you stop walking and talking and start acting?

Proud Chingkie said...

Homophobic (Anti-Chingkie) is a umnoputera-sponsored cybertrooper?

He should continue reading Utusan to satisfy his ego.

Anonymous said...

he should take the lrt at 8 am in wangsa maju every morning. it never fails to break down at least once every week. and last week it broke down about 4 times.

Anonymous said...

Good pussayyy need good cock you know?

Anonymous said...

I sangat sangat agree dengan Anonymous @ 6.19pm. When General Election nak datang, VVIP VVIP kita tu act macam babies and pergi kamching dengan orang kampung la, rakyat la, itu la ini la... Just for some publicity. This is so damn childish la man!!!

1Malaysia

KITA MEMANG BOLEH!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Naik LRT pergi office lah, semua VVIP. Cakap!!!!!

Ke$ha said...

Najib adopting extraordinary construction methods – building his 1Malaysia house with roof first then pillars without floor as NEM Part 2 has been deferred further from 10th Malaysia Plan to third quarter of the year.

gracieq said...

My grouse on #3 - Najib's asking bidders to keep their end of the deal. What about the Gov keeping their end of the deal and pay up when they are supposed to instead of taking their own sweet time? So many contractors that won Gov contracts nearly went bankrupt waiting for the Gov to pay and it takes years before they can even see a single cent, or at some cases, no payment was ever made!

Nuffnang