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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Najib keeps promise

Here you are. RM3million. Just as I promised. Now you all be good ya?

Some good things do come out of politics and local by-elections. For some people. The pupils of SJKC, Rasa can look forward to a lot from that RM3million just handed over to their school as part of the government's promise to help the Hulu Selangor people.

There seems to be a formula coming out of this kind of thing doesn't it? Get someone to shoot your local MP. Might not be difficult these days. Check if he/she has a valid driving licence and likes watching football. Or if you don't want to be so drastic 'persuade' him to resign. Reasons? Hiyah! No need la. Then prepare a list of goodies that you want to ask for during the ensuing by-elections that are held. Sure get one. True one. Even the pee emm say so, “I have already made a pledge that all promises that we made in the by-election would be delivered. It is not true that just because the Chinese community did not give us their votes, we would ignore them”

Niamah!!!

58 comments:

Anonymous said...

that's just a blardy mock cheque lah... when the real money is banked in, then only smile lah!

Ray Yeow said...

Orang memberi, kita merasa. That's why nowadays it's called "buy-election"

tamsy77 said...

The MP needs to die or resign before March 08 2011, otherwise will be too late

Anonymous said...

WATCH.

The Malay, indian, Kadazan, iban etc will be asking. Especially the malays. Why them only not us???????????

WATCH.

Anonymous said...

No worry , anyway these money does not come from my pocket... hahahaha, no sweat bro.

sohai.

Anonymous said...

whats new? Desperate situation calls for desperate measures........goodbye malaysia.


by election turn buy election n now bye election

Meng said...

Did the money come from a Chinese tycoon? LOL

Anonymous said...

Wonder how much najib would promise the schools in Sibu?

Strangely MACC is doing nothing on this matter.

I think the majority of Chinese at Ulu Selangor got the windfall without compromising on their stand for a fair democracy and their rejection of mca.

Anonymous said...

Funny, I don't see the newly elected 1MP with the 1Malaysian name and the 1DPM with the 1Malaysian Animal name posing with the 1PM in the RM3 million "bribe-sentation" ceremony.

Nagobonar said...

i just can't wait where the day will promise that everyone ccan't afford a promise to others. Even to himself.

A Arthur said...

Thank you very much Mr PM. I would like to kiss your hand and if you let me be I would also like to kiss the place where the sun does not shine.

Now we got our Rm3 million. We still need more. I do hope that the elected Indian bugger with names of Indian, Malay and a Chinese name will die soon so that there will be another election or erection.

Say, I heard a famous quote, "If i am to betray my country or my friend I would rather betray my country."

Now I ain't have no love for BN. But I love their money. Just as Charlie Vietcong hated the Americans they loved their greenbacks.

So my school needs funds and this is the only time that my school can get something from BN. And the school children and their parents will get to enjoy a lot more facilities.

So I have to ask for forgiveness that I rather vote against my consciousness and have some comforts for the school children than to see the bigger picture of voting for democracy.

So I rather betray my country than to deny the hundreds of children in need of funds.

Pray forgive me Lord, for I am only being practical.

Amen

Kamal Alan Nathan said...

"You vote for me I give you 3million."

If this is not BRIBERY I really don't know what it is.

Anonymous said...

MCA President Hamsap Chua Long Dick can raise these money selling his porn act for further contribution

Anonymous said...

If fund for school being used as tool for Umno to win election, that is tragedy. Najib say he did not buy votes, just there are real problem and he is helping.

Education and young are the future of any country, Umno make the school to bow and knee-down for school fund, in order Umno win the by-election. This is the example set by najib for ours young student to learn. School, hospital, places of worship are not the place to be politicized, what more a condition to win a by election. This is the precedent where future school and fund will be tools/conditions to win election, and MCA are so proud off this, where the Chinese are so shame of like prostitue.

Anonymous said...

Only when I see the bloody cash in my hand....only then not some hyped up publicity stunt like the last time. Hey MCA and Gerakan..time to buck up or get the f**k out and don't claim to be the Chinese voice cause you lost that right a long time ago. NUMBNUTS!

Anonymous said...

bribery & corruption :
BECAUSE of this rm 3million lah the 28% Chinese votes made kamal the winner... @#$%^&* !!

Anonymous said...

PM , bukan kamal, is the winner !!
it's true : A-Lan said he wanted to win the buy-e JUST for najib !

Anonymous said...

dont be so happy. every single sen they dished out, they will ensure 50% gos back to their cronies. Rm100million spent but work worth rm50mil only. The rest masuk pocket balik.

They r not so stupid to gv out rm100mil just like that. Go check the roads see when it gv way to holes.

All these money politics must go! Dont care who benefited, in the end, the rakyat loses out!


niaseng!

Anonymous said...

So long din see the yeung-sui / muak buruk (beruk?? hehe) Khairi J in the news. what happened to him?
Kicked into the freezer aftr his FIL's retirement?

meow kitty

Anwar Al-Juburi Waliwati said...

A Arthur,

Wow... you really are a Jackass, I bet you are willing to sell your country to the enemy w/o hesitation.. People like you have to die soon..

flyer168 said...

Pat,

It is easy with that false sense of Euphoria to be "That Unashamed Walking ATM Machine" dispensing the "Rayaat's Blood, Sweat & Tears Tax Money" & promising the World for such little "Real Long-term Meaningful gains" to the voters in general, the Constituency & the well being of the nation...

Treating the citizens like "Beggars" when it is their "Rightful Dues" which was Denied, Abused & Diverted elsewhere!

A True Leader MUST be Magnanimous, Fair, Humble & exhibit "Best Practice" Attributes and not otherwise....

Sad Indeed...

Cheers.

Anonymous said...

If we have more buy-erection, surely bn will die of bankrupcy ofi erectile dysfunction?

McMongol said...

Joseph Breham, one of a team of lawyers looking into allegations of corruption in a Malaysian submarine purchase from a French defense conglomerate, told reporters in Kuala Lumpur Wednesday that he had filed a 10-page inquiry with the French courts that calls into question the actions of a company with close ties to the Malaysian Prime Minister’s best friend and aide, Abdul Razak Baginda.

Anonymous said...

Aiyah Pat.Why so difficult erh? From now on,especially the next GE all Opposition candidates must have these attributes:
1) Must be 60yrs old and above
2) Preferably with cancer or TB
3) Heart diseases desirable.
In a cycle of 20 years, all Hulus,Kampons, and what not will get RM3M lor.
"Kow Tim"

Anonymous said...

Pete said the poor man is controlled by 2 persons, ros and the mamak. This must be ros's idea as she has great heart to heal the world, but then again, it's too small to accommodate a charming young lady.

Anonymous said...

The poor man has shown the path to money politics, has taken the lead role on bribery and corruptions. Bye2 the One Malaysian Pie.

Anonymous said...

The chinese did the right thing. That's the culture of the chinese, when people offer, one must accept to be polite, otherwise it'll be deemed disrespectful to one's good gesture. Well Done the chinese@rasa!

Anonymous said...

Pat,
What so great about this motherf@#$%ing pee em donating money.Hey! dont forget its our tax money he is ditching out.Somemore this pathetic chinese knows no shame to receive this goodies when its the government rights to provide.Now! this chinkus are made to be beggars!I
thought THAT F$#%@ sex fiend actor could do better than that.! Have you see the papers on this poor beggars disgracing themselves when its their rightly dues?
Pat that is why some chinkus are just un f#$@able and they deserve this phrase!

JB Boy said...

Pathetic Chinese, we are paying the taxes but now seem like we only need to wait for some great MP die and then to get what we suppose to have...

RM 3,000,000.... WTF!!

gawai said...

sports toto money la VTCY

Anonymous said...

Uncle Pats, it doesn't seem right does it?

E.g. 50 k given to felda settlers,w hich is partly the amount owned to them for selling lands.

What kind of picture is the idiot pm painting here? Holding their supposedly payment ransom?

So there's just no good angle to the intepretation.

If the gov doesn't owe them, it looks like bribery... and if the other way around, well... you get the picture.

Nat--

Anonymous said...

Patrick!

I notice the picture- look at Noh Omar and that uncle plus with that smirk on PM while "salam"

Ho ho ho ho christmas comes early as May this year!

Don't play, play, play ah!

Lets vote BN we give you money mah

Whats so wrong with that?

-Ikan Tongkol-

KenaTipu said...

On sports toto money.you know what 'toto' means? It means 'tolong orang(donation)tipu orang(betting)'.

Anonymous said...

BN just approve Vincent Tan of Berjaya Toto the license to operate World Cup football betting, then he can promise every school RM3 million to vote for BN!!!

Anonymous said...

Yup. Let go hunting for the MPs and ADUNS. Hey, if we shoot enough of them at the same time, we can have a general election. Dont have to wait till 2013.

Horsemouth said...

Ah Pek wispered: Sor hai, we voted for PR and he still give us a cheque. Ah Mah: They fooled us for 52 yrs. we fool back 1 time only ma.So quickly pretend to be happy, smile, he,he.

Anonymous said...

thats not by-election, thats BUY ELECTION, corruption never ends in Malaysia!

Anonymous said...

Just change this mother fucker government. This is pure money politic classic 1Malaysia style. I salute the non-Malay who did not vote this bastard BN gomen.

genuine said...

Sucks!

Anonymous said...

What's RM3 million really worth? Exactly nothing. No amount of money can ever buy a person's principles, soul and integrity. Especially not for that meager sum. What is RM3 million compared to the billions that they have embezzled?

JLim said...

yes, I always pray that the local Adun will go heaven soon. Then the playground, which so badly littered & not maintained as well as local amenities in surrounding areas can be beautified b4 the next buy-election. Never see his face before, during & after the election. Maybe he exists only in posters.

Usamae bien Ladaen said...

haiyoh!!!

3 fcuking bloody million to buy an election ah..??? u sure anot sohai najib..?

u think this 3 mil is from ur own bank izit..? we do pay taxes one.. ok..??

if msia goes on like dis ah.. lemme tel u honestly.. it wil be more devastating than dropping an A-bomb down on bolehland..

wanna achieve wawasan 2020..?? wanna be a negara maju..?? wanna be a developed country..?? cut all dis shitty craps 1st lah.. damn it!!!

Anonymous said...

TOTO = tolong orang tipu orang
(Helping people to con other people!)

Meow Kitty =..=

Anonymous said...

Pat,

Are you sure the gigantic RM3 million blue check is valid and can be cashed? The check looked more like a plastic sheet of billboard which will probably bounced.

ralfie said...

What the heck? Just RM 3million???? If you can pay APCO, a foreign company, RM 77 million, then why not pay us the same amount?

To the UMNO cybertrooper (you know who you are):

Selling the country?? Well you should wish yourself dead first because it's those people whose butts you are kissing right now who are selling this country.

Anonymous said...

WHAT is 3 million lah as compared to billions been pocketed !!

Anonymous said...

the money comes from " special draws " guys !! and it's the punters' money, haven't you guys notice whenever there's a by-election, there are one too many special draws....Oooopps...

Anonymous said...

even ONE of Mamak's sons has 'thousands of millions 'lah ,@#$%^&* !

Anonymous said...

Wahahahahahahah ..!!

Patrick you naughty !!

You closed up the "smirk" of Mr.PM

Very cheeky lah you Patrick

But then again its Patrick Teoh at its finest.

Wa caya lu Uncle Patrick!

Eh that restaurant when you want to expand to other areas lah Imbi so far liau .. (typical m'sian)


Anita Mui

Samuel Goh Kim Eng said...

CARROT AS ROD IN DISGUISE

The carrot is actually a rod in disguise
To be used when the needs actually arise
So do not be so happy to know this surprise
Unless you want to cause some temperatures to rise

(C) Samuel Goh Kim Eng - 020510
http://MotivationInMotion.blogspot.com
sun. 2nd May 2010.

Anonymous said...

chinese school board = beggers !!

Anonymous said...

Actually Jibby didn't really have a choice. He was kinda stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea.

To pay, OR not to pay, that is the question.

If he pays, he has to pay to a section of people who didn't vote for him. Ibrahim Ali would probably label him a "traitor to own race" or some equally racist jibe that would put Hitler to shame.

Yet if he did not pay, the opposition & it's media would go to town over the failed promise in the next battleground - Sibu, a major Chinese enclave!

So I was not at all surprised that he had to cough up the moolah, like it or not.

Anonymous said...

HS 25% olang cina sold themselves for only 3 million ringgits ....
keMALUan manyak BESAR !
Baginda'a wife terdapat 500 millions !

ktteokt said...

How many more RM3 million can BN afford? What if more MPs die and buy elections are held elsewhere apart from Hulu Selangor and Sibu? Is the government going to print more money just for this purpose?

Anonymous said...

GOD please help us for the GE13.

Anonymous said...

When comes to $$$, all hell break loose !

The Felda settlers settled for $$$.

The Chinese schools settled for $$$.

The Indian community settled for $$$ to build temples.

Well, satu Bangsa Negara (BN) need $$$ to survive and looks like Pakatan Rakyat may want to look into this matter.

Even the MACC, men in blue, judiciary also need $$$ to move mountains ???

1???

Anonymous said...

when money is given, take.
when time to vote, anything but bn.

ktteokt said...

From now on, the whole wide world will know whenever any BUY ELECTIONS are won by BN, it must be because of RM! RM! and RM!

Nuffnang