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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Oh-Oh...somebody screwed up I think

The Rosomak

The much more lethal Rosmah

The story in The Star says that Naza's defence division has launched a Armoured Modular Vehicle and called it the Rosomak 8x8!!! I don't think the 1st lady will be pleased with that close resemblance to her name. Especially since it is no sleek sports car but a big-assed 8x8 armoured vehicle which its manufacturer claims weighs between 18 and 26 tonnes and can withstand explosions up to 10 kg (22lb) TNT.

:-) I thought we could all use a giggle.

Niamah!!!

70 comments:

Ralfie said...

I wish they could have just named it Rosmak... that sounds better.a

Anonymous said...

This could provide ideas to the directors of the upcoming third transformers movie ;-)

donplaypuks® said...

Looks more like the "Rosak-mak" seeing as to how it wants to climb the rubber trees!Lol!

dpp
we are all of 1 race, the Human Race

Anonymous said...

I say Naza very intelligent.Moh Tak Thng!!!Rosokmak is 8x8.Rosmak is 38x38x38!!

Nagobonar said...

what is that means?

u-en said...

rosomak. you had an extra k there. without the k it sounds even more like her. i wonder if it sinks. or causes explosions.

Gratitude said...

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is simply hilarious Pat!
Thanks so much for the laughter.

Anonymous said...

It reminds me of "Witch Queen of New Orlean" .

It also reminds me of the "Withch " who gave the apple to snow white....

all kind of witches reminds me of you..

Temple of the witch.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahhahahahhaha

pinsysu said...

ok wah ... u close ur eyes & visualise the 2 fotos in ur mind ... and soon u spot dat uncanny resemblance between the 2 ... so difficult to tell the 2 apart.

kepalotaku said...

See what should be offered for the toppest of the top line:
RoSmack-Da-Bitch (a.k.a Kill Them All)trim
> Anti-Supermodel 50mm machine gun
> Grenade launcher
> Hellfire Missile
> Now,for the first 100 customers, see below for our literally mind-blowing armageddon offer:
Purchase with purchase, special imported Iranian-Custom-Built Nuklear missile (come with launcher FOC)!!!! Get it now at 50% off before stock last!!!!!

ALAMAK said...

I think it sound more like 'rosak mak'.Sure rosak one!(sooner or later)just like the sub that cannot dive!

telur dua said...

Is that a witch from some movie?

Queenie said...

it crossed my tender mind too, patrick, on how by design it seems, and not coincidence, that rosakmak was picked the monicker for the defence vehicle. all specs are in similar proportions - a masterful match for the original.

Arunzab said...

Hee hee hee, there is one thing I can say for you Patrick that is, You have never lost your sense of humor since the RTM days. This one calls for more than a giggle. Ha Ha Ho Ho.

Anonymous said...

haiyah, no rear view ahh?

Anonymous said...

Voila, the perfect match.
now everyone should stop using the word FAT and use TANK, lol

Abg Denan said...

I need that! Thanks Patrick! ;)

Anonymous said...

the defence ministry is trying to kill off the husband-and-wife team lah.

One moment reports that engine was stolen, next submarine cannot dive and now rosomak.

they deliberately ridicule the fat mama lah.

a damn good one.

rumour has it the defence minister is ganging up with moohidin to overthrow najib. that is why they are unveiling all the wrongdoing of najib when he was the defence minister.

Anonymous said...

Some alternative names would be Rosak88, Rojak88 or RojakRosak88

yapthomas said...

I couldn't stop laughing. Now I can have a good night sleep! T_T

artchan said...

submarine cannot dive. Rosomak how?
Kanineh..both pictures look same..bulky and ugly.

Anonymous said...

hahaha...ini rosomak...aaa memang banyak semakkkkkk oooooooooooooo.....

ini kalu kena ....singapore punyer missile ...sure orang kt dalam jadi satay.........

Anonymous said...

TANK SHOULD BE NAMED ROSEMAK AS IN ROS SEMAK,atau pun ROSLEMAK AS IN ROS LEMAK.ROS NI DAHLAH MENYEMAK NAIK LEMAKLAH PULAK SHE OUTWEIGHT HER PM DUTIES.

1 Malay-sia(L) said...

i tell you ha pat... one day you keena the see-for, then you noe.

ayep sepa said...

If i were her, i'll be proud..... NOooooooT!!!! hahahhahAhAhaHaha.... that fatty sure looks the same like the armoured vehicle lah....

I wonder how will they announce it during Merdeka Parade..

commentator: Ya!!! ini lah kereta perisai terbaru M'sia yang diberi nama RRRrrrrr..errrrrr..errrrr.. MAK!!!!!!

rosmah: jib dear, C4 that fella, please....

Anonymous said...

Rosokmak is "Wolverine" in Polish.

Can the woman produce metal claws from her hands?

eiling lim said...

oooh that's a catchy name indeed!

Anonymous said...

That's you and your acid mouth again. I don't see the bloody connection between the 8x8 and Rosmah. You are bordering to been absurd for the sake of cheap, under belt shots mediocre absurdity.

All I see is some stupid fella from the Defense ministry or Naza Motor naming this vehicle Rosomak that sounds like rosak.

God (Allah) help us when we are invaded ..

Bloody Niamah to you.

Anonymous said...

Good one pat!
what goes around comes around lah, hahaha

Anonymous said...

Spot on ! Good laugh for a hot and humid day !

Anonymous said...

haha. Uncle Patz, you never know... they might be naming 'her' after her in her hounour... albeit in a sick... ironic kinda way. lol.

Nat--

JLim said...

not just a giggle..i burst out right...this article really cheer up my otherwise boring day..

genesispassion said...

later we have rosak alamak !

heckler said...

to be fair, I dont think it's named by MOD or ppl in Naza.

"The Rosomak, which means ‘Wolverine’ in Polish"

Anonymous said...

Rosomak.....hmmmm, nice, sweet (being sarcastic here BTW) but much better if they called it NIAMAH! Numbnuts!

Anonymous said...

Hellooo this is Rosomak talking....You all laugh lah...later we buy rosomak more expensive than the submarines than I can go more shopping....You all laugh lah

Anonymous said...

Uncle, the company supplying the engine and the armor got quality not?

If the armor can tahan 10kg of TNT, how about C4?

Also ar, if it can tahan bomb what for, the tayar surely cannot le?

Anonymous said...

In Negeri Sembilan dialect .

SOMAK means bushes or SEMAK

MONYOMAK means Always Interfering or Menyemak

LOMAK means Fat or Delicious or Lemak

Figure out yourself

Anonymous said...

so sarcastic, so funny yet so correct!!!

Anonymous said...

What a lame name.

I think Najis would have 'creatively' named it 1RosMahai

1Niamahai!

Anonymous said...

According to Wikipedia:

The name Rosomak (Polish for Wolverine) was chosen following a contest organized by the Nowa Technika Wojskowa magazine.

Just great.
Now Rosmah has another name:
Rosomak 38X38X38

CrappyCrab said...

damn funny! poor rosmah, now she hv to compete wif battle tank, LOL

Anonymous said...

Niamahai I was only joking when I said becarefull we will buy the rosomak at higher price than the subs.
Check out Msianinsider they are paying 8billion for it.
motherfuggers

Anonymous said...

The damn carrier cos Rm31.1 million each so no prize here as to where the actual money is going! You spend and spend like it is your father's money (actually your father would have kick you out of the family)hey! GE13 let's kick the "sons" out! Wadda ya say? NUMBNUTS!

Adriel D.K said...

Fuh.. really alike.. if don't like that stuff just tembak and kaboom.

Anonymous said...

perfect match
pat you are not afraid kena c4 one day?

monsterball said...

hahahahahaha...A big fat tank named after Rosmah?
How about this..that the UMNO idiots with false titles said...a whistle blower must be faceless....whereas..all dictionary explained what a whistle blower is...and not one mention...a whistle blowers must be faceless.
Two famous brave Malaysians..whistle blowers...RPK and Bala are on the run....instead of being protected to investigate what they have said.
Ah yes..these two not faceless...so not whistle blowers at all.
Najib's "People First. Performance Now"...in full swing....with UMNO toads protecting the band of robbers and thieves...that his "People First"...means ..protecting the people...the band of robbers and thieves.. those
"people" in UMNO at all cost.
Najib's double headed snake character is legendary....and that's why .in Hulu Selangor by election...character assassination on Zaid Ibrahim...is the way...UMNO campaigning.

Anonymous said...

The siphoning of the taxpayers money through inflated contracts was started in a big way by Dr Mahathir Mohamad and the Umnoputras decades ago.

Tens of billions of ringgit of the rakyat money has been stolen in this way and it is revealed in the newspapers and magazines from time to time when we read that Mahathir's or some Umnoputra's children, relatives or cronies have suddenly become billionaires or made some huge investments in foreign countries such as Mahathir's son's investment in a brewery in the Phillipines.

If all this money was not stolen but instead used to build the infrastructure projects like, say roads and power stations, the poor people would have been greatly helped because the electricity charges would have been very low and all the roads could have been toll free.

The M1 Abrams design is really superior in many aspects, fully electronic hi-tech controls inside and many times more sophisticated than APC. Who dares to go near it?

Why should we pay RM31.1 million for a APC when M1 Abrams costs RM20 million only? Obviously the "mark-up" goes to the rent-seekers. Bring up this to the Hulu Selangor by-election and tell the voters that BN is sucking our blood.

Anonymous said...

thank you, Patrick. truly, you made my day once again, i am giggling.

NTV said...

Press censorship of ntv7 talk show involving Prime Minister’s wife Rosmah resulting in resignation of senior producer Joshua Wong must be deplored by all Malaysians as an undesirable and dangerous precedent

The Prime Minister’s wife should stay clear of politics and public affairs. Nobody says that Rosmah has no right to be involved in politics or governmental affairs, but if that is her interest, then let her enter the political arena and get elected to Parliament on her own right with a proper mandate for her actions.

Anonymous said...

oversize?

fuck, the cost is also overinflated.
typical of najib and his gang. oh, i forgot, its just a continuation of mamak mahatir overinflated policies.

mohd ali ismail said...

Patrick,Enough is enough from you guys throwing humiliation after humiliation to our first lady.She has been humiliated enough by the US First Lady for ignoring her presence in the USA opting instead to vist Haiti.What has our First Lady done wrong that she should be shunned by Mitchell Obama.

BravoEagleHotel said...

Hahahaha .... Bloody fat mama must be smoking C4 ooops from the hairs ...
PWP one nite ( with options for extension ) with Fat Mama in KL ! (If rating is poor > subject to C4 )

Anonymous said...

Rosmak has made Joshua resigned from NTV7.

Patrick, you could be her next target.

donplaypuks® said...

Bro Patrick

I'd appreciate if you would give some publicity to my letter published today in Mkini titled "Maika share sale an election gimmick?" at:

http://www.malaysiakini.com/letters/130103

I think it will be important for the HS voters to know the relevant facts before they cast their votes tomorrow!

dpp
we are all of 1 race, the Human Race

jue said...

uncle pat,

please write something about Joshua Wong's resignation from ntv7.

Anonymous said...

If we have Malaysia's own Transformer, then we know what Rosomak will transform into... a little on the heavy side but can rival Bumblebee?

Khun Pana aka johanssm said...

"The over inflated price of RosakMak can withstand explosions up to 10 kg (22lb) TNT"
But how many kilos of the C4 will be needed to blow her up into pieces?

Dylan Phuah said...

HAHAHA! I think oops is the word.

Anonymous said...

Kena warning from Rosomak?

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA,

Fuck you, hahahaha PR is a loser! wakaakaka.

Soon send back all ur kind to where u belong, fucken ungrateful fuckers

monsterball said...

chow ceebai must be very proud hubby won at HS...taking more than RM100 millions to bribe and corrupt voters...yet won only by 1725 majority.
Lets see he bribe all at the 13th GE.
Sibu..smart voters will take all the money and vote for DAP...just watch it.

Malaccan view said...

Bro,i tak boleh tahan this 'King of Frogs' Ibrahim Ali fxxx mouth.You look at his face ,you can see the Mxxxx fxxx sign.Umno(BN) will sure loose in next GE if this blody moroon is around.I wish i can shalf bull elephant kok into his ass.

Anonymous said...

Rosmah has clinched the inaugural “International Peace and Harmony Award” in recognition of her “extensive charitable work and to celebrate the important links between Malaysia and the US”.

Looks like Patrick was upstaged!

Anonymous said...

Rosmah has clinched the inaugural “International Peace and Harmony Award” in recognition of her “extensive charitable work and to celebrate the important links between Malaysia and the US”.

Looks like Patrick was upstaged!

Usamae bien Ladaen said...

bro pat..

u no update ur niamah ah..? one week already lah.. so busy meh..??

i m craving for more niamah stories now.. fast fast update!

-your die-hard niamah fan-

Anonymous said...

The teochews call it Mahjong 3 bamboo customer, the cantonese call it carry big leg, the locals call it satay... it all means the same!

Anonymous said...

Patrick:

Someone said that this big mutherfukker is C4-proof. Betul ke ?

Godfather

ktteokt said...

Better be known as 地块凉地块坐 (literally meaning "sit where it is cool")

Nuffnang