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Monday, May 03, 2010

Woo Hoo!!! Christmas will be early!

Beloved Mr. Prime Minister can we have .... please!

I really must tabik the good people of Sibu. They learn really fast. I guess they must have been following the process of the Hulu Selangor by-elections and picked up some tips.

Today on the front page of The Star there is a photo of a garlanded Najib holding up some cards presented to him by the people of Sibu who are asking him for early Christmas presents. The card Najib is holding clearly shows the specific request by a young member of the Sibu community.

"We dream to have a university in Sibu" the card read.

And I am sure that the people of Sibu will get one really soon too. Provided the Barisan Nasional win the election there. Isn't that how it happens? Hmmm...I wonder how many millions it will take to win this election in Sibu for Umno and the Barisan Nasional? Hulu Selangor school only got RM3million. This one university you know.

But anyway, Sibu people good luck and I hope you get all the development you need and deserve. After all it is really your money too isn't it?

Niamah!!!

48 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sibu people are very lucky to have a by-election. What you want will be fullfilled, provided BN win. So you people should know how to do.

Anonymous said...

If Najib was a transformer, he'd probably transform into an excuse!....Gavin Y.


I think he will transform into a genie....I dram of genie....your wish is my command....school ok, uni ok apa apa pun ok so long as we win. This is the best strategy, best ever. If lose then dont bother coming to see me ya. Must be our new high or low depending on which side of the fence you are in.

Golden Man said...

UniJib... that is wht they will call the U in Sibu. Of University of I will win no matter what.

And the courses they offer:
1. Making explosive that is undetected.
2. How to be a PM?
3. How to get away with anything?

Anonymous said...

One universiti for every by-election.

No worry for your hild to gain entry to a local universiti with so many nowadays.

True Fiction said...

I hope they don't forget to ask for quality faculty too!

Getting a request to build a university is such a brilliant idea. Am sure Najib will be happy to comply. Govt provides funding, local authorities negotiate building contracts, someone skims 10%, and wallah! all election costs recovered!

(Why else you think Najib so happy to give that RM3million to SRKC Rasa...)

Anonymous said...

If you want to demand things then get Ibrahim Ali to do it for you. Sure get one. Why? We'll of late everybody (I mean those UMNO fellas whether big or small) have been sucking up to this Ibrahim Ali. Just wonder why don't UMNO just invite him to become their UMNO president huh.

Anonymous said...

Mr Teoh....Someone suggested that we shd seriously pray that one MP dies every 2 months. One person dies but the benefit will reach thousands and thousands of Rakyat. That is a good deed indeed this dying stuff.

Because when the (sometimes) cock-talking MP(s) dies we will definitely see goodies (back-dated cheques incl) being poured unto the Rakyat practically non-stop. To borrow from you, Xmas not only early but E-V-E-R-Y-D-A-Y maaa...This is better than heaven!!! Also, the most sexciting part, we get to meet our beloved Pee-Am every two months...

WOOOOHHHHH!!! Anything for the Rakyat we must pray wor...

notTHEtoyo

niakong said...

i'm just wondering how many universities can be built with RM320billion (the oil fields that BN has given to Brunei).

Anonymous said...

Backside itchy mah! Set precedent now lun lun!!

Khun Pana aka johanssm said...

Sibu voters should ask for a gold mine to be built there.
Even there are no gold in Sibu , Jibby will built a gold mine there for sure ( jika bn menang , besok ada lombong emas )

Anonymous said...

After you get the university you all go inside, i shoot you one by one easier no need to go late night looking out for kids to shoot.

last of the machinegun

Anonymous said...

perhaps we can take all the by-elections opportunities to squeeze them dry of their funds and leave nothing for them for the GE13. if they want a win, i suppose we can let them win the battle. afterall, its just 2 more years to go before the GE. then we can really whack them good. put them on high headed mood for the time being.

Pak Ma'on said...

aoa susah2 ..just give the university lah ha ha malaysia lobeh

myrayza said...

Change Sibu status to a City.

Chow Hai said...

Aww....anyone knows where I can hire a hitman? I wanna take out my MP so that I can have a buy-election too and finally get all the potholes filled and grass cut in my constituency

Anonymous said...

Now,our govt is like a money printing machine.Whenever there is a by-election,PM would ask the machine to print as much as what the ppl demand.

Anonymous said...

Its getting bolder each buy-election, and each frogging jump. Despicable Jelapang MP who jumped ship from PKR is now awarded with a Datukship by Sultan Perak.
What have she and the more than 200plus awardians have done to bring Perak out of the doldrum state? What have these people done to have deserve this awards? Its totally bullshit and put the royal establishment to shame for not hearing out the Rakyat plight and rather play to the BN's tune. The Naj-Azla golden handshake that given Perak away.
The more unshameful former aid to AI, Ezam being now appointed senatorship. It does not take a 3year old to figure this out as the reward for continue to spill beans and create havoc to the PKR house. The once pengkhianat of UpNO, then repeated his ill do to PKR, and the present government has awarded him a senatorship. What the heck !!
The ill-doings of the g is so so glaring.
The lost of Block L and M, is done within the Parliament's approval.. eh?? Has it ever being debated in length? How come no one have much impression of the inking away of potential billions worth of oil to Brunei, and in return Limbang being still a Brunei state? What an idiotic move by the then head of country? And he have the cheek to said it was approved by the parliament and as well as the 2 east Malaysia states. Ah..? Did they have the chance to say No?? Come on, don't expect everyone to sleep like you lah...

All this fracas only generate more hatred towards the present power to be. Can we wait for GE13 before our country is driven to ruins.?

Anonymous said...

Its getting bolder each buy-election, and each frogging jump. Despicable Jelapang MP who jumped ship from PKR is now awarded with a Datukship by Sultan Perak.
What have she and the more than 200plus awardians have done to bring Perak out of the doldrum state? What have these people done to have deserve this awards? Its totally bullshit and put the royal establishment to shame for not hearing out the Rakyat plight and rather play to the BN's tune. The Naj-Azla golden handshake that given Perak away.
The more unshameful former aid to AI, Ezam being now appointed senatorship. It does not take a 3year old to figure this out as the reward for continue to spill beans and create havoc to the PKR house. The once pengkhianat of UpNO, then repeated his ill do to PKR, and the present government has awarded him a senatorship. What the heck !!
The ill-doings of the g is so so glaring.
The lost of Block L and M, is done within the Parliament's approval.. eh?? Has it ever being debated in length? How come no one have much impression of the inking away of potential billions worth of oil to Brunei, and in return Limbang being still a Brunei state? What an idiotic move by the then head of country? And he have the cheek to said it was approved by the parliament and as well as the 2 east Malaysia states. Ah..? Did they have the chance to say No?? Come on, don't expect everyone to sleep like you lah...

All this fracas only generate more hatred towards the present power to be. Can we wait for GE13 before our country is driven to ruins.?

Anonymous said...

Dear PM Pink Lips,

Please please please, can you build us a new University, 50 new smartest schools, 10 new hospitals, 1 Disneyland theme park and RM50,000 for every Sibu resident IF BN wins? Oh, can you also direct your Ibrahim Ali to drop dead tomorrow so my friends in Pasir Mas will be able to get the same benefits IF BN wins the buy election in Pasir Mas?

Thank you my dear great leader.

sibuan said...

make sibu the capital city of sarawak. yay yay yay.

Anonymous said...

Who says Sibu got no University? There is one Open "University".


There is one United College of Sarawak, not popular. Few Mongolians studying English there. Even local Sibu fella will not touch it with a pole. You can literally count the number of students there with your fingers and toes. Now have to rope in a Cash Cow none other than Taib, the CM of Sarawak. Soon the name will be changes to Univ. of Liala Tiab! Good luck Sibu. Your University raedy made.

Anonymous said...

buy election can win, by election nah nah nah not in 1 million years loser.

monsterball said...

Pat...I am still figuring out..how to get to visit you in your restaurant.
Copied the address from your post and maybe call a taxi....instead of driving.
You can be sure...it will be later than never.
All the best to you and family.

John Beh said...

wishful thinking, everybody... You over underestimate our pee emm... You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, i'm telling you why...

Anonymous said...

I suggest the rakyat demand an election be held one by one, not the general election, so that all the parties can concentrate to one election, and the rakyat can demand more things, and benefit all the rakyat.

Business will also become very good there, and everbody will be happy. Then everyday will become Christmas. How nice when this come true.

Anonymous said...

Take the money (orang memberi kita merasa) but never vote for BN.

Simple as that.

Anonymous said...

Yes yes yes, christmas came early. If we can even give away oil rich areas to a oil rich country, what is rm3m???

Smells fishy though...we fight to get an island of rock with spore but easily give away oil rich areas.

ktteokt said...

Another buy-election means another RM100 million coughed out by the people! How many more buy elections can Malaysia stand before the treasury runs dry? Perhaps it is better that we spend some money to compel candidates to undergo a full medical checkup to ensure their health!

Anonymous said...

Two questions for BN government:

1) When and why Malaysia ceded away Malaysian sovereignty to two oil and gas-rich offshore areas in South China Sea, namely Block L and Block M, in favour of Brunei?

2) When did Brunei surrender its territorial claim of sovereignty to Limbang and recognise full Malaysian sovereignty instead?

Anonymous said...

gomen not printing money lah. look out for more n more special draws!

Anonymous said...

we can have one Uni in every state but do we have the qualified teachers?

everybody shout me together as One, Niamah!



niaseng!

Anonymous said...

WTF, I DEMAND THAT MY MP AND ADUN QUIT RIGHT NOW!!!! I want a brand new IVY league grade university in PJ. And we need all the dirty back lanes cleaned up, paved, and lit up with street lamps. And we need a well lit multi-storey car park in DU with affordable parking fees. And we need at least 5 even-smarter schools for our street smart urban kids of PJ with the latest IT products from Apple. WTF are our MP and ADUN doing still sitting on their bums? PLEASE QUIT NOW!!! And we want Zaid to run again so that UMNO can spend a few billion RM in PJ to rejuvenate this place. We want $$$$$$$$ for PJ.

Anonymous said...

Money money money !
ALL go to sibu lah !

Anonymous said...

Najib ah, if we vote for you can you give us one of the oil fields that The Sleeping PM gave away to Brunei ah? PLeaseeeeeeee.........

Anonymous said...

you want dis & dat ah, easy lah : just kill one or 2 mps/aduns in an accident !

Anonymous said...

only a dick will take an obvious sarcastic jab at his expense and think it's adulation.

stupid is stupid does!!

Anonymous said...

Ya lah, more universities coming up, but I seldom see advertisement hiring lecturers, especially the so called medic universities; that lecturers : students = 1: 4. I wonder where the consultants/specialists cum lecuteres come from.

Anonymous said...

The people of Sibu got it wrong. They have to threaten Najib. The sign's should read..

'Tidak ada university, tidak undi BN!!'

'Tidak janji, Balik Semenanjung'

No point asking. Must DEMAND!! Najib only gave because he was scared. Look at his freaking face, he is not promising a damn thing. He don't promise, they don't get anything..

Wave33 said...

Wow! Sibu people really learn fast lah... Go For It!! Sportstoto will pay for it.

Be a frog, get datukship.
Jump ship, get senatorship.

Ask for funds for school, get allocation.

Request for university, you too may get it.

Later, admission ONLY for bumiputeras.

Then you, char lang toh!

Anonymous said...

Its all a script. They planned it so that it seems as if a group of primary schoolchildren expressed their dream for a University. Sarawak already have Universiti Malaysia Sarawak in Kuching. If everything follows teh script, najib will act like Santa Claus and announce the setting up of a Sibu university, perhaps aptly-named Universiti Satu Malaysia.

sri hartamas

Anonymous said...

Orang Sibu please fikir betul betul, jangan ditipu BN.

Anonymous said...

What's so hard? lets go have sex!!!

najib manaukau said...

Build one by all means please P.M. but make sure it is one that is staffed by qualified staff
and recognised by the world and not another one of those built by shenanigan Mahathir just so to show to the world that we have many universities
in Malaysia. Or it is impossible to do so, because the qualified staff would not come to this boleh land !

Anonymous said...

By right the rakyat shouldn't be asking for Universities, rm3 mil, etc......

It's the duty of the goverment of the day for the rakyat. Not make us like "beggers" most of the time when elections come or not....!!!

What's the point of People 1st...., Performance Now?????????

Only when win... that applies????

Anonymous said...

Why do we need so many universities? We have already got 20 local ones.

So far we have got many graduates that cannot meet the requirements of the industry.

It is the quality, not quantity that counts.

ktteokt said...

20 local universities is still not good enough! Why? Just ask how many of our cabinet ministers send their children to these universities! These people still do not believe in what they have formulated for Malaysians and had to send their children overseas! Are their children ONE CLASS ABOVE Malaysians or ar their children Malaysians at all? This include children of our MINISTER OF EDUCATION!

Anonymous said...

No need for a university in Sibu.

If you child is good, then got o study in Singapore and later earn better wages.

Anonymous said...

I live in Sibu..
What I want for Sibu..
1. No flood every year, once in ten would be a good bargain.
2. Cheaper parking...A coupon cost 40 odd sen per 30 mins.
3.Better recreational areas...
4. Not a university, just improve the schools, especially the ones that my kids studied in.

That is not that expensive to ask for is it...

Nuffnang