Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Tell us you've done wrong first. Then we investigate.
Normally, I don't read The Malay Mail. Why? I can't find it since it became a free-circulation newspaper. But today I happened to walk past a stack of them in the lobby of the Pantai Hospital so I picked one up. I am glad I did because the new Malay Mail is a very funny read. For example, on page 3.
MACC: Sime Darby is clean if it says so
That headline alone is worth the effort to read further right? Okay, okay I am going to transcribe part of the article, you read it and tell me if it is hilarious or not. Highlights and punctuations are mine.
PETALING JAYA: The Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC) has not started any probe on Sime Darby for possible corruption, as it is still waiting for results of the company's ongoing internal investigations.
MACC investigation director Mustafar Ali told The Malay Mail yesterday the anti-graft body has not received reports on the internal probe.
"We will see if we are able to find elements of corruption, abuse of power or any sort of malpractices when the report is completed. If there are, then we will investigate."
Read the INTERNAL probe report first then decide if there is reason to investigate? I mean....what if......but internal means.......HAHAHAHAHA!!! Funny right?