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Friday, May 14, 2010

Fantastic Fact and Funnies

This is one FARNNEEEEEE guy!

And now ladiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies and gennermern..........the award for unintentional comedian of the day goes to...................


In the on-going Anwar Ibrahim sodomy trial the fler, when asked if he was a strong supporter of Umno, said..............

“I support Barisan Nasional but my vote was for (Pakatan Rakyat’s) R. Sivarasa and Eliz­abeth Wong in the last general election.”

HUH???

Then this great punchline which wins Saiful the Award.............

He said he did not wash his anus after he was allegedly sodomised by Anwar as he wanted to

“keep the evidence”

Now that is funny!

NIAMAH!!!

76 comments:

CUMI & CIKI said...

shitty evidence, if u ask me. :P

new fart said...

Stupid PIG!

Marsha M said...

if i am his mother, i would be so darn proud of him. so good boy to keep evidence. exactly what i taught him to be. a good man who doesn't wash his backside

ygbenor said...

he is really a "butt" of the joke. Got it?

Anonymous said...

Did Najib wonder where the stink was coming from ? Did not wash his anus ?!- Hey, stupid, the sperm would have been in the rectum, or was it coitus interruptus ?!

Kotor sampai bodoh.

Ayep Sepa said...

i think his ASS is like a cum storing freezer.. weih, SAI-fool, you didn't wash your ass for 2 fcuking days??!! you are one bastard , filthy fcuker!!!

Anonymous said...

now u know how stupid ppl respond in lies. cannot lah

Anonymous said...

Hahaha...very funny indeed. Another funny thing he did was to go crying to Najis and team about his "tainted" anus...Wonder if they examined it to see if he was telling the truth.

Msian politics is really full of shit (pun intended)

Anonymous said...

Fuckiing shit. This can only happen in 1Malaysia.

Nstman

Anonymous said...

And he refused to shit for two whole days in order to "keep the evidence".

Anonymous said...

Firstly how did he managed to vote twice?
And how disgusting can he get by not washing his...yieek..

Anonymous said...

Not only this fler doesn't wash his asshole, but he also doesn't wash his dick (he uses his dick head to think) coz he's even too lazy to use his brain to ward off an old fler who tried to "belakang mari" him. What a dirty fler.. Lord pls save this fler. NIAMAH

Anonymous said...

At first he wanted to vote for BN, but after getting orgasms after orgasms from Pakatan's "head" as alleged by himself, his vote sure go Pakatan lah.. NIAMAH

najib manaukau said...

He has admitted in court that the incident referred to in court was not the only time AI has fucked his back side. He told the court AI had fucked him several times abroad when they were together.
Why I wonder he took so long to report his got fucked ? Was it because that was the only time he was not satisfied ? Why did he wait for so long to make his report and he said that he never washed his anus for two days. That is very disgusting to say the least ! The smell must have come out from his mouth.
So Najib and Rosmah got the smell of it when he to see them. Niamah !!!!

Anonymous said...

Anwar got no chance since the juriciary and PDRM is BN-controlled. The verdict has been set by Najib himself.

The only way for us to reverse thsi biased trend is to vote BN out in the next General Election.

1Malaysia is merely a slogan to win your vote, don't ever be deceived by Najib!!!

Asuk said...

That means the asshole didn't shit for two days. His constipation must have been induced by the thought of a largesse from Umno.

eiling lim said...

Wow... I am totally speechless. Drink more wine...

JLim said...

as reported in The Star on 14/5, he even can have tea with Mr DSAI the day after he was 'emmmm'..kakaka..joker lah..

eugene said...

I really wish i'd still have the strength to "turn over " a 20 something body able guy when i was 60 something...man, this shall be awesome

niakong said...

Hmmmm ... perhaps Jim Carrey or Stephen Chow can learn a thing or two from this fellow for their next movie. Sure funny one!!!

Anonymous said...

did he wear i-pad too lest it gets contaminated.

add some vinegar and close the lid tight. Now that would be a jeruk of one of a kind!



niaseng!

Anonymous said...

This fella obviously is apt in the art of deception. Deceived even himself. Saya takut tapi tak berani lari ( as was DSAI wanting to bugger him )

JLWH

SameSame said...

Yes and didnt shit also for 2 days! So dirty la this fella didnt wash konon! Why they think we are so stupid is beyond me la! Aiyoo rakyat pls wake up and smell the BN shit around you la! Esp sibu people. By the way, PR get your shit cleaned up also If not next election we will flush you people out as well!!!!!

Anonymous said...

first question - did he do his big business for the 2 days after the alleged incident, cz he claimed he din wash his bum bum?

second question - how did he perform his prayers if he din clean himself and wash his bum bum? it wld be considered as 'forfeited' if he is not physically / mentally clean!

Meow Kitty =..=

donplaypuks® said...

Yeah, he was campaigning for UMNO when at Telekom Uni but decided to vote PKR??!!

You see he HAD to say that to make it look convincing, knowing no one can verify who he atually voted for, because he earlier testified that he hero-worshipped Anwar!!

dpp
we are all of 1 race, the Human Race

Pixelated Mo said...

kekekekekekekekekekekekekekkekekekekekekekekekekekekeke

Anonymous said...

Pengotor!

Dia suka air mani tu?

Simpan sebagai kenangan.

Penyokong BN tapi kerja dengan Anwar, undi wakil PR, pembelot.

Sekarang dia tuduh pemimpin PR.

Dia betul-betul pembelot!

Tapi sayang tiada orang tahu dia sebenar-benarnya penyokong BN.

Dia dekati Anwar kerana ada tujuan sulit.


Niakong.

Anonymous said...

We should be proud of him.

At least and at last, he had the courage to stand the stinky ass, in order to keep the evidence....

OF COS, it's AFTER FEW ROUND OF BEING POKED, internationally.

Anonymous said...

Look like shit
Smell like shit
Talk also like shit

Anonymous said...

What a joke. Hold it for 2 days folks and I bet you'll all land up with more shit in your hands.

Anonymous said...

Hi Pat,
There are shit everywhere nowadays especially when assholes became a prized item so to speak. Just heard that another MP from PKR after another MP had spilled shit to the MSM on some purported corrupt practices over sand. Imagined if it was shit instead of sand... It seemed that BN is really on the offensive and their timing seems to be at the peak when the Zul fler said another PR state would fall soon, DSAI's sodo mee trial, MP Mikes spilling of shit over sand and now this Wee fler's resignation. What do you think are the actual motivation that these PKR and ex-PKR flers are acting the way they are.

Gratitude said...

A real jester in the court.

We rant butt (pun intended) he's the one smiling all the way to the bank. Let the governemtn change so we could pursue all the ill-gotten monies of all these goons.
+Ant+

SAILUNG said...

How can you not wash your ass for two days? That means this guy did not take bath or shit for two days!How can that be? Obviously this fler is lying! It looks to me that this sodomy trial is more political than anything else and will be a laughing stock for the world! Pls Najib stop this nonsense and save the rakyat money for something else.

Anonymous said...

These are the things people can do for money.. literally "mai si fatt" (sell backside)

Anonymous said...

Saiful alias A bag full of sai..haha

Acrynomis said...

When can I get to eat good steambot?

Anonymous said...

Patrick,

Cannot blame Shitful lah. With his brain is in his arsehole and covered with shit and semen, it is expected of him to say "I support BN but I voted for the opposition".

However I do admire this Shitful for being able to hold his shit and semen in his arsehold for two days before deciding to report to the police he was buggered by AI.
But I feel sorry for those guests of AI who were served tea by Shitful the following day after he was buggered. I mean who wants to be served tea by someone whose shit, brain and semen is all mixed up in his arsehole and he did not even want to wash his arsehole. Ugh, just the thought of his dirty hands holding the tea cup is enough to make me puke.

I do hope his new wife is happy that she does not need to wash the toilet bowl often since Shitful is able to hold his shit inside him for a few days before shitting.

Anonymous said...

Didn't shit for 2 days.
Didn't wipe doe 2 days.
Bath but avoid cleaning the ass area for 2 days.
Didn't fart for 2 days.
Didn't even open his legs wide enough for any liquid to flow from arsehole for 2 days.
Maybe he used a cork (not COCK) to sumbat his hole for 2 days.
Maybe he use elephant glue to glue the arsehole for 2 days.
Maybe he use 3M scotch tape to tape his arsehole for 2 days.
Maybe he use his fingers to poke his arsehole so that no fluid can leak from that hole for 2 days.

What 2 wonderful experience.
While doing the above... he went to meet several close friends and mentor for advise.

He has set the highest benchmark in the history of the UNIVERSE to keep the evident. Malaysia Boleh.

Unfortunately no such event (keeping evidence) in Olympics, if not he will win a Gold medal and given Dato' Seri or Dato' Panglima GARANG title.

Just ask any human being with minimum common sense.... his version is SO TRUE that I almost thought Fat Mama is Ziana Zain.

Saiful... you are our Idol. Malaysia greatest!! Well done, your next 7 generations will be so proud and lukcy of you that the BN has already decided to give them Dato' title upon birth.

Anonymous said...

Keep the evidence in the shit hole? How stupid can one get?

Support BN but vote PKR? If this is not stupid what is?

Still go and see Najis for more shit? Wants to go to university to learn shit??

Real UMNO Melayu Malaysians....So stupid one also got kah???

Anonymous said...

We no longer need the sperm bank!!
Just use the arsehole to keep sperms will do!!!

JB Boy said...

This dude must be in constipation for not shit for 2 days... eat more vegetables...genius...

Anonymous said...

his testimony is full of holes and the holes are so big even the elephant can go thru.

come judgement day, Anwar will be found guilty. surprise? hey, its an UMNO judiciary headed by someone who burns a marriage certificate for reasons best known to him. Good luck Msia wherever you are. I am preparing my kids to migrate in the near future., period!

Anonymous said...

1 Malaysia evidence?

Anonymous said...

he left his anus uncleaned becos he knows Najisman likes anal too. Maybe Najisman wants to smell.


niaseng!

Anonymous said...

he should have brushed his teeth & tongue for dat 2 days too lah !!

Ralfie said...

So he was sodomized against his will several times? Really? Is there a person who would want to be raped over and over again? It's not like he can't run away anyway. Maybe Najib should have had an audition first before hiring Saiful.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahha! He didn't clean himself then he went for Friday prayers. For what????? Not only he didn't clean himself for prayers, how dare he went to house of worship in that kind of condition.

Khun Pana aka johanssm said...

Malaysia will set another world record soon.
The Hold Your Shit World Record for the most number of days.
Hope saiful will be a candidate for the record setting.
If he breaks the world record, we are sure some stinky Rajagopal will award the datuk title to saiful.

Karpal: Is that you smiling in the photo serving coffee while "holding " your evidence?
Saiful: Yes, i am happy holding the evidence inside my ass.
Karpal: What else was inside your ass when this photo was taken?
Saiful: I clearly remember that i put a Nokia up my bunghole to stop the goo from leaking out.
I was smiling ( as shown in the photo) as somebody called my mobile number and it is in vibrate mode.

ICON2008 said...

this could be a conspiracy to end somebody's political career. a 62-year-old chap with a backache would screw the backside of a young chap of 23. i wonder why saiful's dad is willing to become his accomplice? heaven is not blind after all

ktteokt said...

Just ask Saiful to THREAD A MOVING NEEDLE in court and see if the thread goes through the eye of the needle!

Anonymous said...

hmm,saiful supports BN but votes for PR.....wah, this guy really front and back also can one.....

Anonymous said...

And the shit hits the fan! LOL! NUMBNUTS!

Anonymous said...

Stupid X 3 zillion!
But hey...........no manner what stupid crap he says, he will still win the case! This is malaysia!

Stephen AKA Merekah Fajar said...

Funnier than Harith & Zaibo combined!

I wonder is he baths everyday?

Anonymous said...

I also support Barisan Nasional and my vote was also for PKR.

Anonymous said...

Actually I believe Shitful's claim that he was buggered by Anwar. I also believe Shitful was buggered by 1PM "Pinklips" Najis, 1PIG Musa, 1AG Guni Pigtail, 1ASP Randy Rodwan, 1PA Khairil Anus, 1Senator "Turncoat" Ezam and many many others. Afterall how many 20+ year old males allow themselves to be buggered without consent and still turn up for work the next day smiling and serving tea because of fear of losing their RM1,500 per month job??

It's just bad luck for Anwar that Shitful had constipation and forgot to wash his arsehole from June 26th to 28th that the semen remain clogged inside his arsehole.

Anonymous said...

Dont know about you guys, but I thought a human farts an average of 10-20 rounds per day. How to control this involuntary farting in humans when we are asleep especially for 2 days? Are there any fart specialists in Malaysia that can help answer this?
Fart would be agent for pushing out the evidence. Ha ha ha. Interesting for higher studies in this rare field.

Anonymous said...

Any good pussy made in taiwan here?!?

Anonymous said...

BN becareful, later Saiful bites back and say all the UMNO goondoos coach him to frame DSAI.

Saiful will turn his back and name all the UMNO people involve. Then only you know who is Saiful.

Anonymous said...

stupidity at its zenith.

cant see you own arse? give him a mirror and ask his fmeinine uncle to extend her help, eh. or how about kevin?

Khun Pana aka johanssm said...

I hope that Sibu voters will do this on voting day "I also support Barisan Nasional and my vote is for PAKATAN ".

Will SIBU voters say NiaMah to bn?

CPL said...

Wow, the PM, IGP and others have time to listen to this shit (or no-shit guy) guy. Will they listen to others who faced bigger issues ?

Anonymous said...

Hi Patrick,

Sorry m using this channel to bring this up as i do not know yr other email contact.

You may have read the following 2 'inter-related' articles in the Star yesterday:

[Smashing good sales of tickets for semi-final tie]
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2010/5/15/nation/6270296&sec=nation

"A top BAM official was stopped by traffic police for using his handphone while driving. And when the cop found out who he was, quickly asked if he had any free tickets to give out!"

**(does this mean that the official was let go even when flouting the rules - just bcoz of his BAM position ?!!!!!)

AND THEN...

[Buckle up in the rear or be fined]
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2010/5/15/nation/6268623&sec=nation

"He said his department would be intensifying advocacy and stepping up enforcement to meet a target usage of 50% by year's end.

“There will be no mercy."

So Patrick.. need i say more?
I find it increasingly hard to balance my 'mental-coolness' with all such CRAPS happening around.

Will u consider publish this for people to widen their eyes please???

Thank You.
Ivan Teh
(ivantehcl@yahoo.com)

Anonymous said...

Malaysia Boleh!!!Look beyong what he says in court lah.His shit evidence must be sanctioned by the AG and these jokers say ok and very good!!!

Anonymous said...

No wonder the Myanmar doctor who examine his arse disappear! Died of stinky smell from Saiful arse?? Where is he now or was he being banish back to Burma. Well Malaysia now got the most famous arse in the world, the 1 and only 1 in the Guinness World of record....this case is full of shits to begin with!

Anonymous said...

DAP wins Sibu, which means Anwar is going to jail early.

BN is shitting in the pants although cant-see-own-arse fela didnt shit for two days to preserve evidence.

Anonymous said...

One hell of a proud Arsehole!! Cheh!! Cheh!! Cheh!! Typical Ketuanan Melayu Umno.

Anonymous said...

Me thinks Saifool was trying to incubate the semen to produce some aliens or clones. Imagine he holding his buttocks so tight to prevent those prized fluids from flowing out!

Anonymous said...

Tak cuci anus tapi boleh sembahyang?

mohd ali ismail said...

Patrick,The comments are all funny and hilarious.After all that have bee said and done the impact maybe deteriorating to DSAI image and credibility as a leader.If you were to ask me and I maybe wrong,DSAI has to step down as PKR leader and PKR will get a better chance to draw bigger support from the masses.I am all for justice.

Anonymous said...

An interview with Ipariahim Alee:

Reporter: Er, latuk, besides yourself and TDM (the dead man), who do you think genuinely reflects a true ketuanan melayu in his struggle for the malay race and dignity.

Ipariahim: It is Shitful. For Shitful to hold the evidence in his arsehole for two whole days without shitting, farting and leaking the evidence out is indeed what ketuanan is all about. When Perkosa takes over from 1UMNO as the only party capable of defending ketuanan melayu, I guarantee Shitful will be conferred a Tan "Shit" Sri. He is truly a 1Arsehole and we are all so proud of him.

Anonymous said...

Rigging up evidence is PDRM's game and the Pigtail AG's forte. But how is that they could not brief this shithole to say his lines with some crediblity?

Just imagine this dirty shithole going to see Najib, Ezam, Rhodwan, and a host of other DUMBNO guys with his shitty tale and they are dirty enough to believe it.

Next why didn't all the doctors who examined his asshole not find not only shit or tear or semen but still this shithole claims he was sodomised by a frail 62 year old guy?

That stupid, senile mamak kutty is behind this second episode of the fabricated Sodomy Trial.

Sodomy trials in Bodohland will only cease the day the bloody bugger mamak kutty dies.

Anonymous said...

Pity the doctor who examine Saiful's anus - must be very stink!

Anonymous said...

Only people tarak otak will believe what this handsome boy says !

Real Niamah Guy ! Testing our intelligence !

Afundi Niamah said...

It is always the near misses for the ministers and Umno leaders but it is the opposite for the others. It is amazing how our judges are trained to think and act. We are one amazing nation when it comes to judges and the police. Malaysians must love our judges for their zeal for justice.

When will the rakyat of Malaysia see daylight? If you are an Umnoputra leader, you can get away with anything inclusive of corruption and murder. Contempt of court, just 'kacang putih' - don't waste the court's time.

Anonymous said...

Sperm can be incubated in anus for 2 days?

Nuffnang