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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Let's see who's better at kissing ass

MUUUUUAH!!!

Najib Razak recently received the 'prestigious' 2010 World Telecommunication And Information Society Award. So yesterday there was a full-paged advertisement in The Star congratulating him. Yesterday's ad informed us that Najib was recognised for his......

"efforts to promote ICT as a means of providing a better lifestyle for Malaysians"

Today, another full-paged advertisement appeared to congratulate him on the same award. Only today's advertisers, among which are Astro, Celcom, DiGi, Maxis, Pos Malaysia, TM and YTL, attempt to take things a little further, up the ante so to speak, by announcing that Najib received the award for......

"His Commitment To Promoting ICT's As A Means Of Providing A Better Future For Humanity"

PHWAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!

And all the companies listed as "Partners in ICT Progress", who sponsored the ad I guess, are private corporations. So this time nobody can say public money was used.

Good deal or not?

Niamah!!!

16 comments:

jsl said...

hehehe hahaha hohohoho :P

Lin Chor Mah said...

The denizens of Bolehland have become expert ass-kissers.

jue said...

all those big taiko better lend their name & $$$$ if they still wanna have their licence . . . muuuaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

niamah . . .

Anonymous said...

i tolong u, u tolong i, 'ho mo'?

niakong said...

Who is better at ass-kissing?

Gee... can't really tell lah as far as Malaysian political scene is concerned. They're all so good and so close to each other.

Must use some high-tech device to analyse before can conclude.

Anonymous said...

no need award lah, Najib just gotten himself a world recognition through his efforts to promote bribery as a means of providing a better lifestyle for BN politicians. :)

ex-Malaysian said...

yeah fucking good deal alright! All fucking cronies sucking up to his smelly ass!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Arse kissing at its best by the sycophant crony companies. If Jibby is given an award by the International Deadwood Society, these crony companies will take out a full page ad praising Jibby's contribution to forestry not realizing what Deadwood means.

Anonymous said...

You still find these things funny.....

jay

donplaypuks® said...

Guess who arm twisted who?

Little wonder all thes telcos pay no licence fee for 3G licences etc, thre are no open tenders and monopolies are created!!

You kiss my ass, I kiss.....

dpp
we are all of 1 race, the human race

Anonymous said...

Hi Patrick, some of these companies who sponsored the ad are forced to do so if they want some big contracts or do not like to be investigated for some contravention of business wrong-doings or just like to be left alone. This is one hell of a dubious award of which our Najib the Emperor With No Clothes, loved to do while a lot of Malaysians are laughing at this stupid ad.

Anyway what is the big deal. They are all local companies who do business in Malaysia and when one receives a call from the PM office for a small donation of Rm50,000 to put an ad with the PM face and your co logo tucked into a small corner you dare not refused.

So maybe not all companies are arse-kisser.

Ralfie said...

Wow now both him and Rosmah are worthy of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Excerpt from Rosmah's NYT ad:

"In recognition of your effort to promote peace, harmony and
understanding among the people of Malaysia and your courageous acts in
making a difference to the lives of people and children around the
world.

See the great things they are doing to for the humanity in general? I haven't seen them yet but have you?

Anonymous said...

Who is not a good kisser of their taikor's ass. It does not matter if the asses are not clean.

Anonymous said...

Pat,lets say it takes RM50K to place the Ad.If you split up the cost to 10 Companies,it comes out to RM5K.You can scratch PM's back for this amount! Where to find??
Wet,Wet,Water la...

Anonymous said...

Both Mr. and Mrs. Roastmah seemed to be contributing something to humanity according to their arse kissing full page advertisements in the newspapers.

The only thing both of these self proclaimed "royalties" can contribute towards humanity is to disappear from the face of this earth. The world and mankind will be much better off without both of them around and contaminating the air that we breathe.

And by the way, they would be doing even greater humanitarian work if they bring along the rest of the UMNO-BN deadwoods, cronies, UMNO-BN friendly Independent politicians and NGOs.

Anonymous said...

Don't jeolous! The recognition is totally and perfectly accurate and timely. If not, who else? Tell me.

Nuffnang