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Thursday, June 24, 2010

Fantastic facts and funnies

Got meh? Where got? Don't have la? You got proof? You wanna tell you go and tell la?

Does that sound like something from a school yard argument? I am sure that all of us, male and female, have had experience of that kind of guilt-ridden bravado at least once in our school lives. I know I have. But I was surprised that this kind of schoolboy/girl antics are actually not limited to school yards. They use the exact same in-your-face, dare-you-to-prove-me-wrong tactic in Malaysian politics too. What am I talking about?

I am talking about Najib Razak's statement that the government has never promised programmes or projects for the people during by-election campaigns, including the Sibu parliamentary by-election.

He said that programmes or projects implemented in Sibu were planned by the government well before the by-election.

So either way, he was lying to the people of Sibu when he said......


Well on the positive side at least he was thin-skinned enough not to reply to Wong Ho Leng's (DAP-Sibu) question in person in Parliament. Opting instead for a written reply. I suppose Najib wouldn't be able to hold back the giggles.

And now.....(cue fanfare and drumroll)...laddies and germs the award for most magnanimous YB goes to......
Rais Yatim in recognition of his courageous efforts in protecting the rights of non-Muslim Malaysians.

"Sports betting should be legalised to recognise the rights of non-Muslims"

“Whatever the Government’s taxes (from sports betting), use that fund for the good of the non-Muslim poor. The Muslims do not have to touch it”

“Do you want the calamitous result of illegal sports betting, in which Muslims are joining in hordes? Or do you regulate it where Muslims are not involved?"

All I can say to that is............

PHWAAAAARRRRR!!!

PTUI!!!

NIAMAH!!!

63 comments:

Foust said...

Long live Malaysia!

Talk about this and that, must invoke muslim or bumiputra thing... Cannot leave such thing aside ar?

Anonymous said...

Mind you, this Rais fellow got his phD. Permanent head damage.

Anonymous said...

Yes.

Khaaaarrrrkkkk Ptuiii ---- > RAIS YATIM

If I shall bumped into him at any pasar malam or even some shopping mall

I would have the tendency to spit at his Face.

Seriously I do.

Anonymous said...

This rice guy a no speaking-english pendatang is a shit. He does everything nowhere near nation building, a pharking racist tim!

perkasa podah said...

I shudder everytime at the thought of hvg these corrupted lying crooks governing the country.

Anonymous said...

KUALA LUMPUR, June 24 —The DAP demanded today that Datuk Seri Najib Razak be referred to the parliamentary rights and privileges committee over “inconsistencies” concerning money promised by the prime minister during the recent Sibu by-election campaign.

“Najib, through a written reply yesterday to Sibu MP Wong Ho Leng and Bandar Kuching MP Chong Chien Jien, had said that the government had not promised any projects to Sibu folk during the by-election in Sibu.

“This is a clear lie. We have the recording on Youtube, which has now attracted over 90,000 views. It shows Najib, during a speech in Rejang Park, promising RM5 million if people voted for BN,” said Chong.

During a last-minute pitch on the eve of the by-election, Najib announced an allocation of RM5 million for flood-mitigation projects in Rejang Park provided the BN candidate was elected.

Anonymous said...

If like what they say, taxes collected from gambling and alcohol are for the non-muslim poors then there should be no poor non-muslims around by now. Why is it that the non-muslims finds it so hard to get scholarships from govt despite of getting so many A's in there public exams? If they are telling the truth, taxes from these activities should create scholarship for all non-muslims who applied for them and many times over! Some one is lying!!

Anonymous said...

Keep playing this video , dont remove !

You sure he still dream of Rajeng park ? Nightmare !!

Did he keep the promise ? Hot-Air.

He dont have to come to this kind of place but continue to come ? to Bullshit.

Why make a deal when everything being decided ?
People first , performance now ? lu gila kalau caya.

ELEPHANT SKIN.

Anonymous said...

those damn arrogant buggers narrowed down non-malays rights to... gambling & drinking?

and yet all stupid chinese/indians still cast their votes for those buggers...

to all these bodoh chinese/indians ptuuuuuiiiii !!!

Anonymous said...

Rakyat Msia tahu ini cuma alasan manis serta muslihat AMNO serta kroni-kroni untuk dapat lebih duit "ehsan halal" dari lesen perjudian.

Siapa akan percaya ini duit akan digunakan untuk bukan Muslim? Kalau dia bilang begitu, mana semua duit Toto, 4D, 3D, lumba kuda dan kasino genting yang sudah bertahun-tahun kutip untuk rakyat bukan Muslim? Apa jadi tiap-tiap tahun ada saja isu sekolah bukan kebangsaan tak cukup duit, pelajar cemerlang tak cukup subsidi biasiswa dll. Sekarang subsidi biasiswa JPA pula mahu dipotong.

Betul ka?

Anonymous said...

Dear Rice

Can non Malays not pay tax then, since they do not get anything back?

Anonymous said...

2 idiotic politicians!
1Malaysia Boleh!

Anonymous said...

Lots of bulls.

Samuel Goh Kim Eng said...

DEFLATED POLITICIANS WITH INFLATED COMMENTS

Many politicians are notorious for their illogical "logic"
Making outrageous statements to make themselves sound heroic
Short of being labelled publicly as outright habitual liars
Unfortunately some are as hopeless and useless as deflated spare tyres

(C) Samuel Goh Kim Eng - 250610
http://MotivationInMotion.blogspot.com
Fri. 25th June 2010.

Anonymous said...

This idiot of a minister has gone senile, stupider by the days and has shit instead of grey matter in his skull! Tell him go eat more shit and die!

Anonymous said...

Rais, when he was in Semangat, wrote a thesis on the evils of ISA for his doctorate ("Freedom Under Executive Power").

Since he now supports ISA, he mentioned that his thesis was just an "academic exercise".

Can some get portions of his thesis published on-line?

bennyloh said...

ANOTHER DEFENDER OF CHINESE RIGHTS

ayep sepa sarawak said...

this basket-case rais anak yatim piatu really thinks with his gleteus maximus and talks thru his bunghole lah!!! putting us buddhist, hindus, christians & others (i fu*king hate the 'non-moslem' word)as scapegoats.... watch out anak yatim!!! your days as seat warmer in your office are numbered!!!!

Anonymous said...

When we ask for our rights to be treated equitably in this homeland, also for our children to be able to pursue their education equitably, via the Suqiu organisation years ago, Dr Mahathir Maverick called them communist.

Suddenly there is a change of heart among Umno leaders towards the Chinese and they are now sensitive to Chinese rights. Is it for real? There is enough gambling available for the Chinese to indulge in and we do not need another one in sports betting.

UMNO is protecting their interest of Vincent Tan.

Anonymous said...

Dear bro Pat

Collect your "Fantastic Fact and Funnies" and when you have enough, publish it in a book form with background information. It will be a sell-out. You can then use the profits to help the poor, muslims as well as non-muslims which the corrupt gomen can't do.

The alternate title could be "Pat's Believe It or Not" !

Hang Tua said...

So the law says a person or persons who hold high government post who commit act of treachery when report upon, the information contain in that report cannot be divulge to even the person who reported it because of the OSA (Official Secrets Act).

What type of law is this? If the wrongdoing of the high-profile government officials can be protected by the MACC, then what is MACC for?

High profile or not, Sarawak's Pek Moh Taib deserves to be investigated. No special treatment please. Otherwise, we will only encourage more high-profile figures to steal our money.

Anonymous said...

All this TALK TALK & TALK! I potong my small brother if Yatim himself don't bet on Sports,4D,Toto and whatnots....
Really tiu nimaah!!

Anonymous said...

Pride before fall...

Anonymous said...

Hi Patrick,
Looks like this Yatim guy & the unelected PeeM are providing you with good matetials for comical relief.

Anonymous said...

VIP coming out of their cocoon making statements to justified that a sport betting license should be issue so that gaming tax can be collected and regulated.My question is they should also legalize prostitution and many other illegal activities which is taxable and can generate more income for the govt.Simply outrageous!!

Anonymous said...

Got meh! No lah! You help me ,I help you! You screw me,I screw you!What else ????? T....Niamah

Anonymous said...

BN is only interested in the tax revenue from football betting.

Please do not say it is doing the Chinese a favor. MCA is simply useless. They should fight for Chinese education instead of promoting vices like gambling.

Mr Rice is past his expiration date but still talk nonsense because he cannot measure up to the success of Singapore in broadband penetration.

rocket boy said...

26.06.2010 7pm
DAP Teluk Kemang Branch Dinner

DAP ADUN Lukut Service Centre, Bandar Dataran Segar, Lukut, N. Sembilan

Speakers: Dr Chen Man Hin, Teresa Kok, Teng Chang Khim, Gobind Singh, Loke Siew Fook;

Enq: 012-360 0618 (Ken Hwa)

Anonymous said...

Don't pay taxes..just go directly to the needy and donate there. Once you do that, ask for receipts and keep them safe for redemption.

You can always visit the old folks home, the orphanage, the poor tamil schools, among those in dire needs.

brukarer said...

Al-Quran itu diturunkan sebagai Peringatan kepada MANUSIA (Muslims or Non-Muslims).
Baqarah:219. Mereka menanyai kamu mengenai arak dan JUDI. Katakanlah, "Pada keduanya dosa besar, dan beberapa manfaat kpd manusia, tetapi dosanya adalah lebih besar drp manfaatnya."
Ma’idah:90. Wahai orang2 yg percaya, arak, dan JUDI, dan berhala2, dan ramalan anak2 panah, adalah kotoran, sebahagian drp AMALAN SYAITANM;...

GOD forbids, but RAIS says ‘CAN!’

What does that makes him?

Anonymous said...

Eh?!?! Safeguarding the Chinese right on betting? Hello Mr ''Right' Honorable Minister' (and I am being kind here), legalize the betting for ALL Malaysians and then YOU tell me whether the Malays, Chinese, Indians and Other (again in no particular order....) bet the most at the shops in turn of numbers. It amazes me more and more how bloody NUMBNUTS you and your so called elected representatives can get. Do you actually think before you open your mouth or have you forgotten the old Malay proverb 'Kerana mulut Badan Binasa'. As always, it is the 'pendatangs' who have to carry your shit!

Anonymous said...

Anon at 9.57 a.m.

Agreed with your idea of a book by Pat. It will sell like hot cakes. Will definitely purchase a few copies to share with friends for a good laugh session.

But will they ban it, like the 1comic?

anti judi said...

I am against legalising football betting because the government tax will go to umno's coffers to enrich the umnoputeras and its cronies.

Anonymous said...

PR should start compiling all the "buy-erection" promises and pledges made and broken/unfulfilled by BN, especially by the great 1PM.

The video of the great 1PM promising RM5 million for Rejang Park flood mitigation program will be a damn good example to show the rest of Malaysians what is meant by BN "promises which are meant to be broken. This video should be archived and played over and over again so that all Malaysians are reminded of such shenigans.

As for Rice Yatim, nothing much needs to be commented on this brain dead mode changing idiot. This is simply because idiocy is part of this Rice Yatim's culture and he can't help being an idiot.

Anonymous said...

tat guy is as ancient as a dinasor egg lar... de other 1... de greatest liar lar...

Anonymous said...

Didn't Rice Kowtim too publicly proclaimed that he had "bakar" his bridge with Umno while he was in S46 ?

Anonymous said...

"......Najib Razak menjelaskan bahawa kerajaan tidak pernah menjanjikan sebarang projek kepada rakyat dalam mana-mana kempen pilihan raya kecil......."

Eh...err....
Bahaya-nya...!
Dangerous.......!

Awasi... !
Awasi.... !
Awasi.... !
Sesiapa Ahli Parlimen/Adun tak mau mati awal, sila kasih "support" 1M.....
Jikalau tidak , PeeM akan "plan" dan kasih itu Ahli Parlimen/Adun mampus awal...!
Syiok-nya.......
Ada goodies lagi.....

Kah....kah.........kah......

Ooi...Apa itu 1M ?

1 Malaoan ?
atau
1 Mamak kutty ?
atau
1 Mat ngantuk ?
atau
1 Makluk asing ?

Ok..ok..ok..
korek...correct...korek...
aiyoyoh...
itu senang....
"1Meow...meow....meow..." lah


"The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible."
Quoted by
David M. Ogilvy

Bapa Ah Long said...

Ha Ha.

Rakyat didahulukan
VT Football Betting diketepikan

Ha Ha Ha.

ace said...

really piss me off, it's like they manage to recognize the chinese with gambling and pork only >Somemore the statement came from our Mahath Firaun ! There's no other contributions from the Chinese to this country besides that?WTF?!!!

Anonymous said...

What a pity at this age one has to be a ball carrier. I puke.

Anonymous said...

I believe the Mongolian spirit is still wandering in the neighorhood of PM's residence.

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2010/6/27/nation/6553206&sec=nation

namewee fan said...

Let's challenge Rais Yatim to immediately allow non-BM films to enjoy 20% tax rebate

Currently, Finas incentives in the form of the Compulsory Screening Scheme and a 20% tax rebate only apply to films with 70% of the dialogue in Bahasa Malaysia. Malaysian-made films in other languages do not enjoy these incentives.

Anonymous said...

Najib:

The guy in the video may look like me, sound like me, but it's not me.

Ada proof orang itu say ah?

Anonymous said...

Najib:

The guy in the video may look like me, sound like me, but it's not me.

Ada proof orang itu say ah?

replies;

Ada proof you are saying this? got meh? dont have la? you go and tell la?


HAHAHHAHAHHAA

PeiSeh said...

Aiyoh.. don't play racist card if you needed to tap on some monies for your campaign from legalised sports betting. If you would have mentioned that by legalising sports gambling, it will rid a big chunk of monies from illegal syndicate, and therefore the Gov is able to control this ill activities, would be much better a reason than to put race equality into this !! I would have expected a more matured explanation from this 2nd.man of the country.
If sports gambling is allowed, the Gov. would get millions in taxes every month. But what about the Rakyat. There will be more people being bound by the ah longs, and more would have broken families etc. Does the Gov.wants to sacrifice its people just to have more revenue to its coffers?
Unless everyone earns a decent and fair living in this country, then the Gov, could bravely allow all sorts of gambling. Lifes already hard making a living in our own country. Don't tempt the Rakyat to make a quick bucks by such activities because of self interest..

Anonymous said...

Im not surprise, do we expect them to lowered their head be humble and honest? That is not Amno. PERIOD.

ktteokt said...

Just wondering why MACC, which is said to be so EFFICIENT, is keeping quiet over this issue which is known not only nationwide but perhaps worldwide via the INTERNET! Or is it that Mr. Pinklips had SPECIAL IMMUNITY from prosecution for corruption much alike as MAMAK KUTTY!

Lotso said...

Najib also jilted VT with lesen judi bola. How to trust him?

donplaypuks® said...

Bro, Sorry to digress.

I think as many as possible should act to stop a miscarriage of justice from taking place in the MACC vs lawyer Rosli Dahlan case as reported by Din Merican here.

It appears some one has manipulated a change of judge in the midst of a trial going badly for the MACC, with ominous implications now for Rosli.

How can this happen? Why was the presiding judge hastily transfererd to Melaka and a new one appointed when the trial had already reached an advanced stage? What was the urgency of the transfer of a hIgh Court judge?

How can we expect the new judge to understand the demeanour of MACC witnesses who had testified earlier and really, taken to the cleaners by lawyers acting for Rosli Dahlan?

What’s happening in our courts right in front of our eyes is unbelievable!!

Thank you.

dpp
we are all of 1 race, the Human Race

Anonymous said...

BE A MAN
BE A MAN
BE A MAN
...and don't talk cock


...BE A MAN

Anonymous said...

I can't decide whether to name him as the Flip-Flop Man or the U-Turn Man as our new national superhero...

Anonymous said...

Malaysian are literally NUMB by the lying and most ridiculous statements coming out of BN leaders mouth. All these stuff don't even get much comments at all. Malaysian EXPECT such ridiculousness - they don't get angry at it.

Malaysians can only be described as WHIPPED by the BN politicians. Its not apathy. Malaysians are political pansies and wimps.

Anonymous said...

In an exclusive interview with Channel NewsAsia, Mr Najib explained the new metrics that will be used to measure wealth for the Bumiputras.

The Malaysian prime minister has been trying to revamp the country's decades old affirmative action policy as part of his vision to attain developed country status by 2020.

But in the face of resistance and even accusations that he is backtracking on his earlier promises, Mr Najib said the Malay majority or Bumiputras should stop relying on government protection.

He said: "The Malays have to change, Bumiputras have to change because this is the 21st century. The only way the Bumiputras can succeed (is) if they are globally competitive. It's not because of government protection and so forth, they must be able to compete and stand on their own."

Anonymous said...

Every 4-5 years we have an erection in malaysia, any beautiful ladies wanna know?

ktteokt said...

Even with recorded evidence of the "speech" in Rejang Park, Sibu, our MACC is still inert! Najis is actually caught "red handed" this time, what the Chinese say “跳进黄河也洗不轻”but MACC is keeping very very quiet!

Anonymous said...

Hi Pat,

I guess we will all continue to have to live with a LIAR as a PM so long as he is seated up there.I always have a hard time trying to recall any occasion when he did not lie.

mycuntree

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Rais got his phD. (Permanent head damage) like how I got my MBa (Married but available).

Anonymous said...

Dr Mahathir expressed concern that the majority of Malays were not prepared to compete and would end up as labourers and chauffeurs. He should partly shoulder the blame for not being able to help the Malays to build capacity and enhance their knowledge.

Mahathir was too preoccupied with creating a crony class of super rich Malays. These artificial businessmen were not taught how to compete and to hold on to their instant wealth and share equity. Most of them used their newly found riches on luxuries including celebrity wives and expensive cars.

Anonymous said...

For your reading only, do not publish it. Quite sensitive in our country.

http://www.newmediajournal.us/staff/wilders/2009/02022009.htm

Anonymous said...

Anxiously waiting for the day when Govt includes pork as an essential item for subsidy (Ey, non-Muslim's rights what), followed by legalised drugs & hookers! Yeah, it's happening anyway, might as well make a few bucks, hor?

Si Capik said...

I jus LOVE BN, I worship BN & I gonna VOTE BN.
BN is soooo darn smart in duping,conning,cheating the Rakyat for over 54 years and yet the Rakyat are still in a drunken stupor to continue voting for them.

1) PKFZ White Elephant 14 Billions
2) 7.6 Billions Scorpene tin can
3) 500 Millions halal commission on Scorpene
4) 810 Millions palace balloning to some 1.2 Billions
5) Maltrade II land grab by Naza, costing taxpayers some 2.2 Billions
6) Limbang off shore blocks L and M giveaway to Brunei of 320 Billions.
7) Maminco...cornering the tin market cost 2.2 Billions
8] Bank Negara Forex fiasco costing ? Billions
9) Perwaja Steel
10) Naval support ships to cost 2.5 Billions so we can do humanitarians service to Indo or Philipine as earthquakes or Volcano erupts every month
11) 60,000 APs worth 2.4 Billions given to a few umNOputras
12) 810 Millions New Parliment
13) BBMF scandal...Carrian group...BBMF manager was murdered
14) RM6.75 billion for locally made naval vessels which were never delivered
15) RM12.5 billion for economically senseless double tracking railway from Ipoh to the Thai border .
16) Altantuya
17) Teoh Beng Hock
18] A.Kugan
19) Amirulrashyid
20) Nasir Safar's " chinese prostitute & Indian beggars,"
21) Toyol 24 Million Palace
22) missing jet engines
23) Bala 's flip flop
24) Perak coup de tat unlawful grab
25) Sodomy I & II
Hope you guys ( esp hellosunshine,aduh,bettermy etc ) can help me to compile a better list here by adding Facts & Figures ( no Sugar & Spices please ) that I missed out or erred . We can then just copy n paste and email to all our friends every few months on :
" Why we must always vote for BN " . I jus LOVE BN

Anonymous said...

Gambling is good for BN.

The losers will look for ah long for financing and being harassed will vote for BN.

Years ago they use to push the Saham (KLSE) and even the Kway Teow sellers were shareholders - Must vote BN or else my shares prices would drop and would affect me.

BN is thinking outside the box - promote gamblings just like the Japs opened the Great world gambling halls during the WWII.
To numb your sense and you will vote BN because if BN loose then gambling will cease.

Nuffnang