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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

MACC - Internal Affairs


Coming Soon!

A case of side-splitting laughter worth investigating!


Douglas Lim
Kuah Jenhan
Phoon Chi Ho

August 24 - August 28, 2010

Tickets for August 24 & August 25 already SOLD OUT!

Jaya One,
Jalan Universiti,
Petaling Jaya.

Win FREE tickets to MACC - Internal Affairs.
August 26 Thursday 8.30pm

Answer these simple questions:-

1. Which of these jokers is not in MACC - Internal Affairs? Najib Razak, Rais Yatim, Harith Iskander.

2. MACC stands for ............ ..................... .................. ..................

3. Write in not more than 25 words what bribe you would offer to win these tickets.

WINNERS HAVE BEEN INFORMED VIA EMAIL. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR TAKING PART IN THE CONTEST.


Post your answers on this blog's comment section. All entries will be judged by an independent panel...hahahahahaha...sorry. And the judges' decision will be final and no correspondence will be entertained. Winners must collect their tickets at the PJLA Theatre box office. No tickets will be posted.

CLOSING DATE FOR ENTRIES: Tuesday 24 August, 2010

And of course if you post your answer as Anonymous it means you WON'T win.

Good luck! And don't stand too near that window.

NIAMAH!!!

59 comments:

.zilchº said...

1. Which of these jokers is not in MACC - Infernal Affairs? Najib Razak, Rais Yatim, Harith Iskander.
All three

2. MACC stands for Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians

3. Write in not more than 25 words what bribe you would offer to win these tickets.
Really delicious coffee. 1Kopi, 1Malaysia.

WasteD said...

1. Which of these jokers is not in MACC - Infernal Affairs? Najib Razak, Rais Yatim, Harith Iskander.

Najis, R.yatim

2. MACC stands for
Malaysian anti competancy commission

3. Write in not more than 25 words what bribe you would offer to win these tickets.

You tolong I. I tolong You. kalao saya dapat ticket. Mesti saya pergi tengok. Boleh TAKKKKK???

kamagraphy said...

1. Harith Iskandar

2. MACC stands for Malaysia Allows Continuous Corruption!

3. A support letter endorsing your construction company to build 2 RM150,000 arches at the taman in front of my house.

tupingera said...

MACC: Malaysian All Chickenshit Conmen.

KoSong Cafe said...

1. Harith Iskandar.
2. Malaysian Authority to Cover-up Corruption.
3. Book a table for 10 at Damansara Village Steamboat Restaurant.

danielchowtzeyoong said...

1. All the above!
2. MACC stands for Malaysian Association of Chinese Commedians
3. I would offer a bribe? Nah...

Master said...

1. All stated not in MACC

2. MACC stands for Malaysia Always Corruption Club

3. Under table money lor...

C++ said...

1. For sure Harith Iskander as he is a benggali.. hahaha
2. MACC stands for "Mau Apa Cari Cina"
3. I would like to give my own greenish and very thick plus smelly spit for a bribe for ticket.

Hahahaha.... can win meh...

Louis said...

1. Najib Razak, Rais Yatim
2. Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians
3. What bribe? want to stand near the window?

kaiser said...

1. All 3

2. Mana ada corruption case?!

3. Taukeh, ada satu projek boleh untung banyak duit, kasi sub-kontrak lu la. Rasuah? Mana ada?! Ini baba tolong sama ali, 1Malaysia ma!

Anonymous said...

Dear Bro Pat

My answers are :-

1) Who cares, all can die for all I care though I don't know who this Iskandar is, but who cares.

2) MACC - Ministry of Arses, Cocks and Cunts

3)A bowl of Shark's Fin soup with shredded ham, crab meat and stirred egg and a silver-looking coin at the bottom.

Do I get the prize bro Pat ? If I do, can you send me a plane ticket too ?! I don't live in KL.

NiiaaammaaahhhhH

Anonymous said...

All of the their above answers.

What! Cannot ah? Lu tolong gua, Gua tolong lu.

Err, by the way, can throw in a free steamboat dinner as well?

Didacus said...

1. Harith Iskander, he's too smooth!

2. Malaysians Anti Corrupt, Correct?

3. Give me the tickets, I'll fax the money tomorrow morning.

peyter said...

1. Which of these jokers is not in MACC - Infernal Affairs? All of the aforementioned jokers are not in MACC-Infernal Affairs

2. MACC stands for Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians

3. Write in not more than 25 words what bribe you would offer to win these tickets.
I will offer to do a social media blitz promoting the show, the Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians, Patrick Teoh and Niamah the blogsite

Melissa Loovi said...

1. Which of these jokers is not in MACC - Infernal Affairs?
~~> Harith Iskander ;-)

2. MACC stands for
~~> Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians

3. Write in not more than 25 words what bribe you would offer to win these tickets.
~~> Uncle Patrick, you help me, I help you lor. This is not just 1Malaysia, you know - now got 1Ummah oredi - special offer, 1 month onli!

p/s: Pls gimme free ticket cuz my mom is a big fan, remember? :p

Sai-Yew said...

1. All 3 of them
2. Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians
3. Eh? I thought I'm gonna be bribed to watch these jokers perform. =)

Jo said...

1. if its MACC - Infernal Affairs, then none of the three lah.

2. Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission

3. Get me these tickets.... and I'll write you a 'letter of support' with the pretty girl next door okay?

WF said...

1. Harith Iskander.

Confirm Najib and Yorais will be IN the skit itslef cos the jokers never fail too be the butt of the joke. if not i will sukarela bina rakit balik tongsan.

2. Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians

3. i will tweet PM Najib Razak and promote Damansara Village and Mamamin's awesome cakes. If he says sedap, confirm 1(whole)Malaysia jadi customer.

Claire said...

1. All of the above
2. Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians
3. Money lah. Easiest to bribe.

Claire said...

1. All of the above
2. Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians
3. Money lah. Easiest to bribe.

Anonymous said...

is the affairs 'inTernal or inFernal'
?????

zoeysheppard said...

1. All three: Najib Razak, Rais Yatim, Harith Iskander.

2. MACC = Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians

3. A free place to stay & makan in Sydney. ^_~

Anonymous said...

Mr. Pat,

I sure menang the ticket. Here are the answers.

1. All msian that believed this shit

2. MACC = Mesti Ada Croni Cautim

3. Lu kasi sama gua ini tiket, takde kalau gua kasi baling bawah tingkap

MusK said...

Bro Pat;

Where to get the tickets and can I just simply bribe the independent judges for the tickets LOL?

1 Malay-sia(L) said...

1. All three.
2. Malaysia Anchovies Catching Club.
3. Pat, you'll get my vote.

Anonymous said...

Hello Pat,
Bro. dun play play la. Got such show meh???

adriene said...

1. all three.

2. Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians

3. i'll scratch your back.

Samuel Goh Kim Eng said...

A NOTE TO VOTE ON

Let's keep a mental note
Of what's found in a tote
That will influence the vote
Of all inside and outside the cote

(C) Samuel Goh Kim Eng - 120810
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Thur. 12th Aug. 2010.

Samuel Goh Kim Eng said...

A NOTE TO VOTE ON

Let's keep a mental note
Of what's found in a tote
That will influence the vote
Of all inside and outside the cote

(C) Samuel Goh Kim Eng - 120810
http://MotivationInMotion.blogspot.com
Thur. 12th Aug. 2010.

Anonymous said...

I'm having 'internal' affair with my women !

Anonymous said...

I dun need your free ticket lah since it's Free-sitting ma !!

True Fiction said...

Answer to 3: Bribe?!? No way! But here's a modest contribution to your children's education fund. It's not for you, ya?

Anonymous said...

1) All 3.
2) Malaysian Academy civil Comics
3) Arrange to send me 2 tickets,. I'll return you 1 later as an appreciation,.

SirAlf

1Malaysia-sia said...

1. All 3 are jokers, in the order u listed down
2. Mana Ada Corruption & Commi$$ion$?
3. Write u a letter of support for the upcoming West Port Free Zone (with an estimated cost overrun of RM14.7b), and a nite out with Paris Hilton & free flow of Cristal champagne.

Anonymous said...

1) That's a trick question right? Because the poster says MACC - Internal affairs, not infernal.

2) MACC - Malaysian Arseholestation of Chow Cheebyes

3) I have a letter of support from Gunny PigTail. With that, you can plant fake suicide notes wherever you like. Can be quite handy for getting away literally with murder. I trade you for the tickets.

james said...

1. None. All 3 are in. Razak and Rais will definitely be in the jokes, Harith is in the promo
2. Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians
3. Male escort services... AHahhaha... No payment needed

dIRtyKhian said...

1. Najib Razak, Rais Yatim and Harith Iskandar are not in MACC-Internal Affairs.

2. MACC stands for Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians.

3. I would come eat at your restuarant even though I have a measly pay.

Thanks!!

Terence Tay said...

1. All are in as material for the script.
2. Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians.
3. I can help you write a note in Chinese and put it into somebody's bag. My Chinese very powderful one.... :)

Anonymous said...

MACC - Mana Ada Curi Curi

Showey said...

1. All of them.

2. Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians

3. "Kami benci rasuah! Tapi tak rasuah sangat susah!"

Showey said...

1. All of them.

2. Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians

3. "Kami benci rasuah! Tapi tak rasuah sangat susah!"

Showey said...

1. All of them.

2. Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians

3. Kami benci rasuah!!! Tapi takda rasuah sangat susah!!!

oopet said...

Lu punya MACC boleh bikin surat suicide tak?

senorita.. said...

1. Which of these jokers is not in MACC - Internal Affairs? Najib Razak, Rais Yatim, Harith Iskander.
Harith Iskandar

2. MACC stands for 'Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians'.

3. Write in not more than 25 words what bribe you would offer to win these tickets. - i'm a virgin in this (i.e bribing). can i offer a great company over a cuppa coffee, or simply a curtsy? =)



Great blog, and thanks for all the humour. =)

Anonymous said...

1. Harith Iskander

2. MACC stands for 'Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians'

3. You tolong I, I tolong you, you want the bridge repair right?

Harith said...

!. I can't BELIEVE you listed that person's name under a list of "jokers" ,,, Harith Iskander is NOT funny!

2. MACC stands for ,,, all that is good and wholesome about this country.

3. I would offer my wife. (I know I'm going to win now, aren't I, Patrick?)

YitMay said...

1. All three are not in MACC

2. Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians

3. Full page New York Times ad of Patrick Teoh,captioned "Malaysia's First Gentleman of Niamahlogy", and sparkling evening with Monaco's Prince Albert, sponsored by taxpayers.

jiewphin said...

1. All three jokers is not part of MACC
2. MACC = Malaysian Always Can Cowtim
3. This gift is not for you but for your family.

Anonymous said...

MACC:1. Malaysia, A corrupted Country
2. Monkeys,Ass.... and Crooks Conglomerate

Solid Sun act II said...

1. the only joker is Harith, the rest I can't say due to this thing called sedition act.
2. the only one thing i could think of is MA Chao Cibai (pardon my language)
3. i've got connections to jlow - which means living, riding, partying, 'mingling', 'humping' and everything else in style you cannot even fathom with your cinapek brain, hehe.

i know i won't win by calling you cina ah pat...but i love you and this blog no matter what! =)

Lion in the Jungle said...

1. Harith is a comedian.. the other 2... dun dare to comment.. wakkakaka

2. MACC= Mana Ada Cincai Cari-makan?
or MACC = Making Another Corrupted Colony~

3. Write in not more than 25 words what bribe you would offer to win these tickets.

Com'on la brader, we sama sama bumi company mah.. you scratch my back, i scratch you back...the slovakian boy one i settle for you no problem.. ticket ar? 2 ok? on?

Anonymous said...

Increasing trend toward Talibanization of Malaysia is a turn off for me. Malaysia may pride herself as a moderate Islamic country but for me it is beginning to govern the nitty gritty of everyday life. The cultural milieu begins to feel "suffocating" and smothering. In pursuits of liberty and happiness and realizing how short a life is, my choice is to stay put where I am and not to return. I still can be a good Muslim in the land of my choice regardless.

Is my choice a loss to Malaysia? I am not sure. But the Americans identify me as "Malaysian professor" as if the word Malaysia is printed on my forehead and I am proud of being labelled as such. Yes, I know of my many Malaysian-American colleagues scattered throughout American universities teaching and researching and doing well in their chosen professions and none ever voiced an interest of returning to Malaysia. In order to stay closer to Malaysian shore, some wanted to explore the opportunities in Asia Pacific region such as China, Vietnam, HongKong, Singapore, Taiwan or Thailand but there was no mention of Malaysia. Sad but true.

Contributing to Malaysia? You bet I can and I have and will continue to, measurably and quantifiably perhaps edging the average level of contributions made by residing Malaysians. Do I love Malaysia?? Definitely. My choice does not mean I love Malaysia any less. Tempat jatuh lagi dikenang, ini kan pula tempat bermain!!

patrickteoh said...

All the comments/entries so far are...err...okay la. But not so funny wor. So the panel of judges has decided to do a lucky draw to determine who wins the 4 tickets to MACC-Internal Affairs for Thursday, 26 August at 8.30pm.

Results will be posted here.

Gua said...

I'm happy to provide the answer for the 2nd question without price.

MACC = Malaysia Advance Corruption Commission.

Acrynomis said...

1. Chuck Norris

2. MACC stands for 'Malaysian Association of Cabinets Comedians'

3. You bonk I, I bonk you? you tolong I, I tolong you?

ETONG said...

1.Harith Iskandar. Outdone by the others.
2. Mana Ada Corruption Company
3. I will strangle myslelf to proof that it is possible to kill myself this way.

If I am the winner, all monies are to be donated to Save MACC fun(d). No wreaths please

Simon Seow said...

1. All three.

2. Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians

3. I will eat at Damansara Village Restaurant everyday for 2 weeks.

yap said...

1. Harith Iskander
2. Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians
3. Haiya we all sama sama cari makan, you give the tickets, i'll be there with a starbuck and makan together!

SY Lau said...

*DRUM ROLLS* and the winner(s) is(are)?

Nuffnang