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Thursday, August 19, 2010

The Great Malaysian Sex Opera

My friend, Martin Jalleh wrote an interesting piece which unfortunately has been spiked by the online publications he's sent it to. I thought you might like to read it. So here it is...

Sodomy circus turns into a sex opera!

By Martin Jalleh

It seems that for the past few days the Attorney General (AG)’s Chambers have become somewhat like a boiler room after being hit by one steamy story after another. The AG, Gani Patail, has been going bonkers, berserk and ballistic, as a result of an unexpected hard blow below the belt by Raja Petra Kamarudin (RPK).

The famous whistleblower, lid-blower and blogger had dropped a bombshell by alleging that the AG has been bonking the head of one of his divisions.Such news blew many away but RPK said their sexploits were nothing new. Many in the AG’s Chambers have chosen to turn a blind eye to their boss’ bonking.

The AG and partner have allegedly saved the nation’s taxpayers money, as they would blissfully bunk, bonk and bond in the same hotel room during their frequent trips abroad.

We should not be bogged down by who is bonking whom, but when such basic or base instincts are allegedly displayed by the nation’s top legal officer it becomes the rakyat’s business!

This is especially so when the AG has been bonking from high moral ground of his Office whilst trying hard to banish Anwar Ibrahim into political oblivion with a bull-loaded sodomy charge.

Bonking Binge

The sex opera began with RPK alleging that the prosecution’s star witness in Anwar's Sodomy II trial, Mohd Saiful Bukhar, was bonking Farah Azlina Latif, a deputy public prosecutor (DPP) involved in the case.

Was RPK bluffing? The AG begged not to comment but instead bundled Farah off to another division. Saiful and Farah bound themselves in silence, though Saiful could not stop babbling about the truth finally prevailing (and it really did!)

Anwar lodged a police report alleging that the “bonkers” had breached the law, especially the OSA. Karpal Singh, Anwar's lead lawyer, said the couple, if innocent, should be bold enough to verify what they have been accused of. The Court was duty bound to allow him to question them in Court.

Karpal also blasted the AG’s Chambers: "Never before in the history of the country or in the Commonwealth has a DPP had an affair with the star witness". The brave legal tiger forgot for a moment that he was in Bolehland, where everything is beyond human comprehension!

The AG betrayed himself when he passed the baby on to Solicitor-General (SG) II Mohd Yusof Zainal Abiden, who told the court that the prosecution was totally blur on the bonking. He accused Anwar of making “bare allegations” and insisted there was no miscarriage of justice!

Karpal countered that Anwar had “bare facts” and “hard evidence” that the two had bared and bonked. He urged the Court not to go soft on the prosecution. The naked truth they could stand no more -- is that their absolute lack of integrity has been exposed and credibility stripped to the very core!

The SG who was in the best position to respond to Anwar’s affidavit seeking the dismissal of the case, or require Saiful and Farah to file an affidavit, bewildered everyone by passing the buck to his subordinate DPP Hanafiah Zakaria and Investigating Officer (IO) Supt Jude Pereira.

As expected, the Court, which has been perceived by the general public as subserviently doing the bidding of the political masters, bowed and bent backwards, much to the pleasure of those in the AG’s Chambers.

Judge Zaibidin Diah found Anwar’s allegations of the Saiful-Farah’s sexual affair to be true but he ruled that the relationship did not compromise the case. He based this solely on the affidavits of the DPP and the IO. He rejected Anwar's application to strike out the sodomy charge.

We are asked by the Court to believe that Farah, a qualified lawyer, chosen to be on the high-powered prosecution team, to assist in such a high-profile case, was merely a note-taker and beyond reasonable doubt was not privy to crucial information on the case!

Further, surely the learned judge knows that great empires have fallen when forbidden secrets were released by a lover during pulsating and passionate bonking moments and pillow talk. From the charge sheet and on to the bed sheet surely much would have been spilled!

As for DPP Hanafiah, Karpal told the Court that the DPP’s very own credibility was in question, alleging that the latter had had a second marriage in Thailand, and had tried to “legalise his marriage in Kota Bahru” and is therefore “guilty of committing an offence under the Syariah law”!

The IO had said that all investigation papers were strictly under his control. But who can trust the police nowadays? Even the Kota Kinabalu Sessions Court had described Jude Pereira’s boss, IGP Musa Hassan, “an incredible witness whose evidence is not to be believed”!

Monsters & Masterminds

The rakyat’s heart goes out to Janna Syariza, the fiancée of Saiful. Once when referring to the sodomy case, she had very bravely declared that she will stand by her man through the “monstrous battle that is looming ahead”, not realising that a “monster” was standing next to her.

RPK has also alleged in a blog posting “Just when you thought it is safe to go into the water”, that Saiful is also bonking Khairil Annas Jusoh, an aide of Najib. The man had proudly posed with the sodomy accuser outside the PM’s office when the latter went there “to apply for a scholarship”!

RPK revealed that after a one-month marriage, an on learning about the affair, Khairil’s wife left him and “divorce is certainly on the cards”. Will Janna Syariza, the fiancée of Saiful, be able to stomach and survive this third “storm”? She can be assured of the sympathies of many Malaysians.

One cannot but feel also for the fiancé of Farah who according to the Malaysian Chronicle is the assistant head of the prosecution unit in a northern state. They were engaged last year. Their marriage was due to take place on July 9.

A day before the marriage was due to be solemnized she asked for a cancellation, leaving her fiancé who had already sent out all the invitation cards stunned and heartbroken. Farah must have realized that she had gone too far!

Before we could even recover from the revelations of the shocking sex scandals of those who allow themselves to be used by the masterminds to destroy Anwar politically, RPK serves yet another sex sizzler and it involves the Attorney General himself!

Gani Patail must not remain silent. He must speak up and reveal whether it is just a spin (just like when almost everyone first thought that the Saiful-Farah sex liaison was one?). Not only his credibility and integrity is at stake, but also that of the Office of the Attorney General...and even the government!

Strangely enough the country’s self-appointed moralists and religious authorities have also been very silent on the sex fest that has taken place. There have been no screams or shouts of zina or khalwat or interviews and investigations to be conducted. Perhaps they have all grown up?

If such secret sex trysts are really going on amongst those in the Chambers of the AG what would be left of the public’s trust!

(19 Aug, 2010)

26 comments:

telur dua said...

Did Sayfool wash his dicky after ramming Khairil's anus before piling Farah's pussy?

He's not one who likes to wash, remember?

Ahmad Syafiq said...

Chill la Uncle Patrick. It's just Nasharuddin. It's not Hishamuddin or Najib or Gani Patail or Musa or anything for that matter. ;P You have to understand that why he say those things is because he is concerned about the social ills of this country. Being a dutiful Muslim in his shoes, you have to understand that perception, as much as I can understand your humour almost every time without fail. Sure, the humour makes me laugh, but I have to look at both sides of the coin, and extract positives out of it. Don't you think so? ;)

Ahmad Syafiq said...

Oops, sorry Uncle Patrick, I was supposed to post that comment on your post about Ustaz Nasha, not this one. OOPS!

wandererAUS said...

A song of love is a sad song...
We can now safely clasified AG chamber as one big Fcuk Shop!...wth the man himself leading the charge, also known as a fcuk king... Malaysia boleh.

Anonymous said...

AG is doing all he could as instructed to put DSAI away for good. He will not succeed as there will be Rakyat & Divine intervention soon...

Anonymous said...

AG is doing all he could as instructed to put DSAI away for good. He will not succeed as there will be Rakyat & Divine intervention soon...

mahaza said...

tsk tsk tsk

Anonymous said...

Waill Saiful swear in masjid that he did not bonk Farah?

Anonymous said...

The main reason why our tainted judiciary has gone from bad to worst and genuine clowns were employed as Prosecuting Officers…. AG is busily and happily bonking away!…other matters can take a back seat. “Anwar, I am for real…yours, just a set up and made to deceive…..” Said the KING OF BONKERS.

ktteokt said...

Might as well UMNO organize an ORGY!

michael said...

If the court accepts that the 2 have been bonking each other, then common law (or commonsense) dictates that the judge must give the benefit of doubt to the accused, Anwar Ibrahim.

However, Yang Arif instead gave that to the prosecution.

Anonymous said...

Pls help me out on this one. You mean to say this all really happened!!! No kidding!!! Scout's honour and all that stuff!!! And I thought something was wrong with me. Almost 65 and still wanking.

Wink, wink Pat, don't tell me you also.

Anonymous said...

The Malaysia judiciary is full of jokes.

Anonymous said...

Old McNajis HAS a farm,
EIEIO,
And on his farm he had plenty of farts,
EIEIO.

With his farters bonking here, bonking there,
Here a bonk, there a bonk,
Everyone is bonk, bonk.

Old McNajis HAD a farm,
EIEIO,
And all his farts swore in the mosque,
NO I DID NOT BONK!!!!

(Sung to the tune of Old McDonald Had a Farm)

Tiger said...

What the fuck are all these people doing?
Trying to take the moral ground, but fucking around here and there!
There will be shit on the AG's face if he thinks he can put DSAI away now for sodomy when he's alleged to be a motherfucker himself.

Antho Fongny said...

Hei Martin, just watch your back after this. You might get unwanted guess at your doorstep very very soon and just inform Terry that you are probably under ISA arrest if ever you fail to go home to sleep ...........

Btw, did you interview our Master ChuaSL if ever all these bonkers are his students?

Martin, we are from the same school as Patrick and maybe Patrick might want to volunteer to stage a drama show of the AG's chambers instead of The King&I to raise funds for the school.

Anonymous said...

Ya lor bungkusan might as well advertise for the orgy so that all their liars members can bonk each other FREEEEEE. You bonk me ....I bonk you...very shiok oh. Nine months later, the dump babies will look like those familiar faces.

niakong said...

Yes, something is very wrong.

I think Pfeizer or Smithkline shld seriously undertake to make an in-depth study into the daily food intake of all these people that make "theirs" so itchy and strong.

Remember? Even our tokoh guru does it every nite!!!

Anonymous said...

I make you a deal ok? You (fill in whatever you please) me and I WILL (fill in the same) but only much better and longer, ok? It's 'officially' confirmed the 'powersthatbe' decide what is good, truthful and rule by decision with the 'small head'. NUMBNUTS

Homophobic said...

Patrick Teoh to be detained under ISA? Hahaha what crap!
This old fart is irrelevant, just like his old stupid comedy shows.. The only unwanted visitor that will come to his doorsteps is the Death angel.. A senile old fart to be detained because of some stupid, fantasised ramblings on his blog? Hahahahaha... Hahahahaha... Fart! Hahahahaha...

Anonymous said...

These UMNO people want the Malays to have 30% equity in Malaysia’s economy. So these Malays who stolen the billions from MAS put the money into foreign banks. How many Malays is the money helping now? UMNO is just using the Malays to screw Malaysia ( that means the Malays too). People like Ibrahim Ali are just stupid people who are helping UMNO rip-off Malaysia.

Any job, contract, university sit, etc must be given on merit or the outcome will not be good. Every Malaysian must learn to stand on their own feet and not be given handouts from the government. Malay achievement targets cannot be set without a good plan, and the plan cannot involve giving out handouts ( I am not going into details of what I mean handouts). The other races of Malaysia must put a stop to this rip-off from UMNO.

I say down with UMNO.

T-Rex said...

Get it On
Bonk a Gong

Anonymous said...

1. UMNO politics is ruining this country.
2. UMNO's profess of their religion in such preconceived and distorted nature among their members is ruining the country.
3. The so-called primary leaders and the Cabinet Menteris sitting cosy in Putrajaya are ruining this country.
4. Their puppet Institutions like the Polis, AG, Election Commission and MACC are all ruining this country.
5. The common sense of the rakyat with their discipline and maturity is the one and only remaining ingredient that holds the true harmony and brotherhood of all Malaysians. We can all manage to hold the country together better and more efficiently than all those destructive elements above.

Anonymous said...

wayo...this safu fellow so hebat with so many people, even great people

Anonymous said...

wayo...this safu fellow so hebat with so many people, even great people

Anonymous said...

Money is king, voices are silent by it.

Nuffnang