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Monday, August 02, 2010

Wook-ie! This is good!

Come. Let me rub those thoughts right out of your head.


Transcript

Hi this is Patrick Teoh. And now for something completely different. This story in today’s Star asks, “What is the secret that allows a woman who is 70 years older than her husband to keep her man happy?” I am sure you have all read about the 108 year-old Wook Kundor who is married to a 38 year-old man who is her 23rd husband. So what is her secret? Apparently, it is her massage techniques which she learned from her ancestors. Whenever her husband begins to talk about younger women she will massage him and this dissuades him from his wandering thoughts she says. But when she was asked about her massage techniques she refused to disclose them except to say that while massaging she would concentrate on rubbing the sensitive parts of his body. Ahhhhh…..now I am beginning to get the picture. I guess when she’s got him by the balls it isn’t too hard to forget about younger women. For a while anyway.

This amazing 108 year-old lady also said that she had used the same massage technique to keep her previous 22 husbands true to her until their death.

Wah! And until now I thought that too much of that kind of ‘massage’ will make you go blind. Apparently, it will kill your ass too.

Niamah!!!

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG!!! WTF??? Bloody hell...

Anonymous said...

It costs us RM800mill to build. What about the maintenance cost for such a huge buildings group?

flyer168 said...

Hi Pat,

How about this one...

The Most powerful man in the world – EGYPTIAN - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc166mIfTQ0

As they say, Eat your heart out Man!

Cheers.

flyer168 said...

Pat,

Yes, you are right..."Humungous"

Just to share this...

National Palace - http://www.malaysianmonarchy.org.my/malaysianmonarchy/?q=en/nationalpalace

"...The Federal Government then bought the palace in 1957, to be converted into the Istana Negara. Since then it had undergone several renovations and extensions.

But the most extensive upgrading was carried out in 1980, as it was the first time that the Installation Ceremony of His Majesty Seri Paduka Baginda Yang di-Pertuan Agong was held at the Istana Negara.

Prior to this the Installation Ceremonies were held at the Tunku Abdul Rahman Hall in Jalan Ampang, Kuala Lumpur.

This majestic building is nestled "within a serene and beautiful 11.34-hectare compound" with a variety of plants and flowers, swimming pool and indoor badminton hall. It is located at Syed Putra Road right in the heart of the capital of Malaysia, Kuala Lumpur. The building has several halls for specific purposes such as the two main halls, the Throne Hall (Balairong Seri) and the Audience Hall (Dewan Mengadap) on the ground floor...

KUALA LUMPUR, Nov 13 (Bernama) -- A new palace complex costing RM400 million in Jalan Duta will be built to replace the Istana Negara that has been used since 1928.

Works Minister Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu said work on the new Istana Negara to be built atop a hill on a "241.3-acre (96.52 hectares) site" would start next June and slated for completion in 2009.

"We need "a new palace with larger space".

Currently, the Balai Rong Seri of Istana Negara is also used for banquets and meetings.

"One room for multiple use is just inadequate," he told reporters at the ground-breaking ceremony for the new palace in Jalan Duta here, Monday.

It was officiated by Yang di-Pertuan Agong Tuanku Syed Sirajuddin Syed Putra Jamalullail. Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, his deputy Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak and Cabinet members were also present.

Samy Vellu said the new Istana Negara steeped in Islamic and Malay architectural designs had been on the drawing board since nine months ago.

"It will not be the largest palace as there are larger ones around, but will be one "suitable" for a country like Malaysia," he added.

He said "the fate of the present Istana Negara would be determined by the Prime Minister's Department". Bernama has been made to understand that it had been "proposed as a royal museum."

Kumpulan Seni Reka Sdn Bhd has been appointed architect for the new palace with Maya Maju Sdn Bhd the building contractor.

Samy Vellu said the site for the new palace had been gazetted for the purpose 30 years ago.

Source: BERNAMA Nov 13, 2006

"11.34-hectare" vs "241.3-acre (96.52 hectares) site...for a larger space..."

Yes Pat almost "NINE" times larger, Niamah!

You be the judge.

Cheers.

Anonymous said...

I thought the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, not his head. She sure knows something that other women don't. She could make a fortune teaching other women her technique. And maybe help sexually dysfunctional men to "get up" again. Good for her. I hope she lives for a long time. At least there's a feel-good story here.

Anonymous said...

Don't you guy notice. She said they remained faithful to her until their death. Actually EARLY DEATH! She's still surviving 108!

The rub is 'dangerous'!

Cheers!

Viagra said...

Ya,just like the istana case(posted by flyer168@4.53am),this old woman can also make your libido 9 times larger!

Anonymous said...

anon @ 8:17 AM. rubbing the head is just a metaphor. due to censorship, the actual head to be rubbed cannot be shown lah.

the way to a man's heart is not the stomach but still the HEAD.

damn. that woman must be a good massager. don't play play. 22 deaths! should someone call the pathologist?

Anonymous said...

You must rub & blow lah ...:)

Anonymous said...

more husbands shall DIE & she is absorbing not blood but ALL their juicy precious sperms ma !!

Anonymous said...

Oh bro Pat, you are just jealous you aren't her 23rd. But really, do you want to ?

With apologies to our female friends out there,could any man rise to the occasion with a 108 yr old wrinkly women ? No wonder that unfortunate man needs a rub but with a cold wrinkly hand ?! That hand could lead to permanent impotence......NIAMAH !!!

Anonymous said...

who is the 24th !!?? she doesn't mind saifool ...:))

AAW said...

guts man guts...i thought this sort of kingly things are sacred and unquestionable in this country.

AAW said...

man she's hot. Imagine 8 decades ago when she was 18!!

Anonymous said...

Ah! Too much of a good thing is bad. Was a hole made in the coffin cover of each of the 22 dead ? ....Hahaha

Anonymous said...

Every 5 years we have a new king. Does that mean that BN will build a Istana every 5 years?

Anonymous said...

Education Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin said that his ministry in looking into making sex education a subject in school.

While the Education Ministry and the Federal Government are still in "study mode", several NGOs have taken the initiative to start educational programs. One such NGO is Women's Centre for Change (WCC), Penang. Its "OK-Tak-Ok" program teaches children between 10-12 years old to differentiate between good and bad touch and what to do if they encounter bad touches.

Anonymous said...

That is why you have all the spas, massage parlours, private consultation etc. etc. because a physical contact can make you lose control. You are married. You should know better. Then all these legal and illegal places will forever stay even though there are attempts to close them down. So it seems.

As for the palace, that is where your money goes. Forever a copy cat. The twin tower looks like Angkor Wat. The palace looks like white house. What's next ? The new parliament looks like the pharoah's pyramid ?

Anonymous said...

Hey Anonymous 3.19 pm

What are you trying to get through ? I don't understand what you have vomited, your points seem so muddled up. Is this the result of going to a SMK ?

You want to know what malaysian "icons" look like to me ? The twin towers look like 2 indian fingers pointing at the malaysian rakyat. The palace looks like Vatican city. The new parliament looks like a crematorium.

Our taxes should go to training better teachers so that we can have students who can think clearer and write better.

A good day to you. Shalom !

Acrynomis said...

I think this one dont have to attack la, pity the mak cik, and the guy. At least they are honest.

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