Hi this is Patrick Teoh. And now for something completely different. This story in today’s Star asks, “What is the secret that allows a woman who is 70 years older than her husband to keep her man happy?” I am sure you have all read about the 108 year-old Wook Kundor who is married to a 38 year-old man who is her 23rd husband. So what is her secret? Apparently, it is her massage techniques which she learned from her ancestors. Whenever her husband begins to talk about younger women she will massage him and this dissuades him from his wandering thoughts she says. But when she was asked about her massage techniques she refused to disclose them except to say that while massaging she would concentrate on rubbing the sensitive parts of his body. Ahhhhh…..now I am beginning to get the picture. I guess when she’s got him by the balls it isn’t too hard to forget about younger women. For a while anyway.
This amazing 108 year-old lady also said that she had used the same massage technique to keep her previous 22 husbands true to her until their death.
Wah! And until now I thought that too much of that kind of ‘massage’ will make you go blind. Apparently, it will kill your ass too.