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Thursday, October 07, 2010

It's' not hormonal. Just limp-dick law enforcement.

Racing hormones

Quite a bunch of us ordinary folks were quite stunned by Assoc. Prof. Dr. Rozmi Ismail when she announced that Mat Rempits are the results of hormonal activity. Worse, she finished by saying that Rempits were an unstoppable activity and we can only hope that the youngsters will become responsible once they have passed adolescence. That last bit prompted scores of incredulous comments from Malaysians especially parents and ex-victims of Rempit activity. But the best comment came from my friend, Steve which I would like to share with you here......

I'll tell you a true story. I was in Bandung a few years ago and noticed a sizeable motorcycle population. I asked my taxi driver whether they ever had a "Mat Rempit" problem. I had to explain what Mat Rempit was of course. He said "Yes, but its all stopped now". I asked how it was solved, and he said very nonchalantly "Polisi tembak". I kid you not.

And to think they send us their people to work as maids?

Niamah!!!

57 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sorry Patrick, I am a foreigner and I don't understand Malay. Would you be kind enough to translate what "Polisi tembak" means? Thanks a million!

Skeptic said...

Aiya Bro Pat, don't get too upset with this "Prof" Rozmi. This is tokkokland. Everybody if they think they are anybody sure tokkok one and pretend to be what they are not. That is why this fake endocrinologist takkok. Of course the kampong Si Bodohs find her impressive, spewing all these medical terminologies which both don't understand !

How come the Chinese don't have such high level of these good hormones which make them aggressive and competitive and if they do, how come they don't behave like these god's chosen people ? "Prof" Rozmi, it's time you know something about nurture in your study. You have to admit not everything depend on nature in humans or are you too ashamed to admit there is something wrong in Malay attitudes in upbringing and approach to life.

Bro Pat, I can assure you this fake's "research" will never be published in any reputable journal.
Respect for this research ? Naaahh.... Respect for this "prof" ? NnaaaaahhhhhhhhHH.

NNIiiaammaahhHH.

Anonymous said...

Aiya Patrick, if the Indians were on the motorcycles what do you think would have happened? Perhaps we must ask this professor whether Chinese, Indians, Dayaks have these hormones? Or are these the exclusive secretions found only among the Malays?

Anonymous said...

Uncle
this country is real fuck up dim kai chup.

uncle lim

patrickteoh said...

Dear Anonymous 7:17 PM, Polisi tembak literally translates to Police shoot.

Anonymous said...

In Indonland it is "Polisi tembak", in Bodohland, it is "Prof tembak kita orang" Or do you think Uncle Pat that in Bodohland, the matamata have the (what Zorro-unmasked would eloquently put it)"scrotal gumptions" to do such?

Gratitude said...

A whole lot of dimwit gomen officials!

Anonymous said...

Aiyo Uncle Pat ah, why don't this Prof.Dr also blame the hormonal activity that results in all the baby-dumpings which are affecting Malay the most. So do we want to suggest to the Prof to let all the youngsters to go on to fuck-and-dump and hopefully they will become responsible once they have passed adolescence. Please lah Prof, think first before you open her mouth. Malu betul lah.

Niamah-Kow-Kow

Anonymous said...

Poor old Prof.. hormonal eh???. Tickles me if I should ask her if her husband still wanks his spud when she refuses his conjugal rights but of course she would attribute it to just being HORMONAL, right?!?!? If the "right honorable' prof can lump the rempt syndrome to being hormonal I guess the growing up thing is not confined to just rempits but to 'been around too long' old farts like her or maybe the brain is just not working like always!!!!!! Maybe she misses having something hard and hot between her legs like the good old days! It's a motorbike that I am talking about OK!?!?! Get your mind out of the gutter! LOL! Rempit NUMBNUTS!

Anonymous said...

Patrick,
"Dear Anonymous 7:17 PM, Polisi tembak literally translates to Police shoot."
As you have been Condemning the PDRM all these while, Do You Agree with the Indonesian Polisi?
Whatever happened Always Blame the PDRM...lah.
NIAMAH!!!

Anonymous said...

Please la interpret correctly la.

"Polisi tembak" = "Shoot Policy"

And of course police shoot la. Who else???????

Anonymous said...

This is reminiscent of the early 20th century fear-mongering propaganda spread in the USA of how black males were prone to impulsive, violent behavious with a tendancy for sexual violence which in those days were probably a ploy to further suppress their human and civil rights and not actually address the issues of poor social and living conditions being the main contributary factor to higher rates of crime in this population subgroup. In our case however, it's probably this "Professor's" inability to produce high-quality research, and not taking into account the numerous confounders to her theory of hormonal-adolescents..she actually got funding for this work? :o


aConcernedMalayAbroad

BotolSepetputera said...

When we have such 'professor', you know the quality of local grads.

He should back up his claim to tell us why such hormone is available only in a certain kind of people. Maybe they could come up with somekind of 'anti hormone' vaccine to cure these fellows.

Anyway the polis tembak has a different meaning in our polis.

Anonymous said...

Patrick,

The only reason why all the ills of this 1Bodohland country are allowed to continue unabated is due to LIMP DICK ENFORCEMENT as you rightfully put it. The PDRM, MACC, Judiciary, AG chambers, EC, etc are all impotent dick bodies headed by dead dickheads. When the DPM cum Education Minister publicly announced he does not have the authority to act against the 2 racist principals, it is a clear sign of LIMP DICK ENFORCEMENT right up to the very top of the government hierachy. When the PM cannot act against the racist dickheads in BTN, would we expect any enforcement from any of the authorities??

We all know that the local dimwit "professors and deans" from the local limp dick universities have to sound "intelligent" from time to time so they will offer their own hypothesis of "hormonal this and hormonal that" to explain away a simple case of Mat Rempits behaviour. My only guess is that this clueless Prof.Rozmi herself is suffering from a lack of oxygen to her brain due to her own hormonal activity.

Harris H said...

I think the Prof confuse "Mat Rempit"ion with masturbation.

pinsysu said...

here mata-mata no tembak own ppl ... lol!

eugene said...

Mat Rempit? I rest my case,if no harsh actions are taken against them...,

Personal experience, i nearly knocked down a MR,when he zoomed against the flow of traffic, i honked at him, he sped up to me, i stopped and he said." uncle lu mau kena kah ? " i responded," you sudah salah, boleh mati ini macam " " you mati or wau mahu mati?"

Sad....

Jeff said...

It's not surprising as when I was in Bali, I asked around if it was safe to walk around at night in the alleys (where a lot of the hostels are located) and they all assured me that it is. According to them, snatch thieves are unheard of these days because they threaten the economy of Bali which is tourism and apparently if any snatch thief is caught in the busy streets of Bali (e.g Kuta), they literally pour petrol over the culprit and light him/her on fire. Even the police won't be able to stop them from doing that.

Anonymous said...

Prof. please shut up. We know where you are getting at.

Polisi_Shooter said...

Our neighbouring newspapers in Indonesia & Spore report regularly on how Indonesian police shot dead many terrorists who are threats to the national peace. However, they r not trported in our local media.

Lavid Teow said...

Metrowealth Picture glories Mat Rempit culture so how our young innocents don't get influenced ?

Anonymous said...

I think this is the evolution of the 'dilemma' that Tun Maverick has advocated. As they cannot progress beyond their kapcai, they prefer to be MR as glamorised by local box-office hit movies like the mindless V3, Remp-it, Kecoh Betul and Adnan Sempit. It is 'their' culture. Hopefully the 'hormone' would not morph into 'lust for sex'.

I bet the polis cannot combat such ills because thier kids are involved as well. How do you expect to tembak their own kind?

Lee said...

Aiyah, if it's really hormone problem, then we can give them Hormone Replacement Therapy just like old menopausal ladies. Doing a piss-poor job at enforcement, and yet the police IGP demands RESPECT! My house just got broken in yesterday... NIAMAH!

Anonymous said...

As usual, product of NE* speaking without a brain.

Geronimo said...

Pat, it's nice to note that Indonesia adopt the "shoot policy" on their Mat Rempits. In China, the govt there also have their "polisi tembak" for the corrupts. Unfortunately, we can't have the same policy here as one can imagine the number of by-elections we have to hold on a regular basis. It's going to be humongous!

Anonymous said...

what mat rempit? mat cemerlang lah!!

Anonymous said...

In Bolehland, whatever cannot be solved just blame it on hormonal activity. That's why we have this Prof Tak Ada Otak.

Anonymous said...

I would have to guess that Prof. have to save her own degrading species by giving lame excuses.

OR

She sounds as if she was once be part of a 'Mat Rempit' during her puberty..!? and after she reached adolescence her mental also go 'koo koo' due to the 'special secretion' they have..

Ivan said...

Aiyoh Pat, anon 7.17 pulling your leg la! Tarik u punya kaki! Reading your post and the comments made me laugh macham gila la! Next time dun la! Very tired after laughing la!

Anonymous said...

The breeding of Mat Rempit is to serve Umno when the time is 'right'?

Sgt. Hassan said...

IGP Ismail has 4P's but none in combating the ills of Mat Rempit.

Anonymous said...

Najib said that “it is time for moderates to reclaim the agenda for peace and pragmatism… there was a need to marginalise the extremists, saying a “global movement of the moderates” of all faiths was needed to work together to make this a success….These extremists had held the world hostage with their bigotry and bias, adding that “we must choose moderation over extremism”.

Since the above speech could not get him the cherished Nobel Peace Prize, we should set up a “Mata Sepet & Kaki Botol Prize” to present it to him.

Bomoh said...

Breakthrough medical news !

The foreskin secretes a hormone, Inhibitin. This hormone inhibits bodoh behaviour. Can this be the reason for the malay rempit's and Si Bodoh's stupidity ?

Can the "prof" please enlighten.

NNaaanniiaammaahhhHH

Anonymous said...

Why does it the hormon happen to only one particular race?

Please explain prof



TIUNIAMAHCHAUCHEEBYE BYE

ywkong88 said...

Maybe some government idiots can come out with some sort of a "Mat Rempit" type of motor-gladiator arena where the contestants can speed-kill each other a-la 1Malaysia Reality Show.

Anonymous said...

Lee Kuan Yew a tyrant like Dr Mahathir.

But dont forget, the biggest differences are :

1. Spore is PROGRESSING whilst Msia is REGRESSING !

2. In Spore the Majority provides economic support to the Minority,
In Msia the Minority provides economic support to the Majority !

3. In Spore Corruption is few and far between, In Msia Corruption is "standard operating procedure", rampant, widespread and "the order of the day" !

4. In Spore, Leaders are chosen based on Merit (Can do policy),
In Msia, Leaders are chosen based on Melayu, Crony (I know so-n-so policy) and best of all "How much will you pay me" policy !

5. Last but not least,
In Spore, TALK - then WALK the Talk,
In Msia, TALK - then TALK then TALK then TALK then TALK some more TALK
NOTHING is done !

Anonymous said...

alrite, let's see in youtube and type "Mat Rempit". You can watch any activities of Mat Rempit (or should I say "outriders in kapchai"), does it makes you think that it is fun or you think that it is useless and waste of time? Think about it. The educations and developments in M'sia todays are regressing. That is the cause for them to fall into this type of catagory. My goodness, what type of people has become? To compare to Malays at S'pore, they are fall behind at leasts 15 to 20 years. Those S'pore Malays may not said it to them ot so because they knew it. Guys, wakey wakey, cause it will regress this nations into the types of Myanmar. If it's so, not only me is leaving this country, good citizen of M'sia (include Malays, Chinese, Indians or any people) are now prepares the big bags and leave too. Leaving the some useless people around and have fun like the monkees.....

1 Malay-sia(L) said...

bomoh,
you chinese kah?
what malay foreskin you tokking?

Anonymous said...

During the 1998 Asian Financial crisis I was always confident that Malaysia with its prudent policies would not be affected. At that time I was working overseas and my information was limited and I could take a macro perspective. But what made me feel that somethig was very wrong is when that idea to build a bridge from Melaka to Sumatra was mooted and gained currency. Then I knew that we had gone too far and that it was only a matter of time our hubris becomes the reason for our down fall.

I am geting a similar feeling now with the otherwise 'brilliant' analysis of the Mat Rempit Problem. I do not think that it is the Mat Rempit that have the hormonal problem.I think that the person who wrote the article and those in government who have given the green light for such an article to circulate are the ones with the hormonal problem. There lies the danger. Just like the Melaka - Sumatra brige idea the tacit acceptance of the explanation for the Mat Rempit problem will lead us down the slippery road of a failed state.

This may be already the thin end of the wedge that is driving into our law and no order problem. I hope that government will do what it takes and stop playing politics with the problem. Otherwise, the writing is on the wall.We may have the dubious distinction of being associated with countries such as Pakistan.

Bomoh said...

To 1 Malaysia(L) 6.53 pm

Anyone can be a bomoh. Malai, Chinis or Indien all can one. I am all mixed up lah, OK.

Malai foreskin, Chinis foreskin all same one. All make hormone, Inhibitin. So if you take this impt hormone producing organ away then no more Inhibitin to stop stupidity from surfacing. That is why some people can be very stupid depending on how much of foreskin was taken off lah.

Do you now understand, 1Malaysia(L) ?

Have you got yours ?

Haha hehe. No niamah to you.

Anonymous said...

You don't want polisi tembak in Malaysia. They will purposely miss the Mat Rempit and hit the Pakatan people instead.

Anonymous said...

It is a secret experiment to finetune the hormone to produce MALAY-sia's very own GP ace Rossi and Schumacher.

Anonymous said...

So MCA, despite all the rhetoric, continues to be in self-denial. Everyone knows that staying on in the BN is a bad option, and yet they continue to do so, backed by all the puny "threats".

If Perkasa can call a person like Namewee as haveing no "telur", just because the former refused to meet them when called to do so by a mob. I would describe MCA the same way, a party with no "telur". I bet you, one cough from any Umno leader and MCA will quickly issue a statement saying that it was the personal view of the speaker and not of the party. This gathering in fact is making the Chinese more angry because it will be tantamount to do nothing. It will just provoke some hot heads in Umno and Perkasa to create unnecessary stress for the entire Chinese community with threats of violence.

Sepet United said...

MCA tokkok a lot today on Sunday.

CSL forgot that most Chinese prefer PAS to Umno.

MCA joining Gerakan to be irrelevant.

Anonymous said...

Lancau la semua, Cakap macam sangat pandai. talk cock. Bodohland la, Singapore better la. Why talking so much. Dont stay here. Get lost and go somewhere else la. U r not deserve to be here!

TiuNama

Anonymous said...

PM Najib, addressing the almost 2,000 people at the MCA annual general assembly, said Malaysian Chinese were not immigrants and had been loyal to the nation for the past three to five generations.

Will he say the same thing to his umnoputeras at the UMNO General Assembly?

Anonymous said...

Polisi Tembak = Police will shoot...not 'shoot to kill policy' Polisi is the Indonesian word for Police or Polis (in BM)...and not 'policy'!!!

Anonymous said...

You guys will be surprise who is funding/supporting those mat rempits!!! damn amno!

Anonymous said...

I want to know what will happen to a driver if a motorcyclist is knock down, injured or maybe killed on..let's say fed h/way..motorcyclist is not on the motorbike lane...he's on the fast lane of that damn highway..what will happen to the driver?

Tongga said...

If only their blood could flow more to their brain than to their dick, I guess they will accelerate the success of NEP. this is something that our local professors need to study.

Tongga said...

If only their blood could flow more to their brain than to their dick, I guess they will accelerate the success of NEP. this is something that our local professors need to study.

Anonymous said...

Aiya semua boleh settle! You knock down the rempits, you make the report. Police, insurance and the rempits will settle on your insurance! Everybody happy mah! And yet why there so many mat rempits around? Just check on your police first!

Anonymous said...

As a mat rempit I am very unhappy that we are not mentioned at the UMNO assembly. They choose to talk about sanitary pad ... sigh!

Anonymous said...

tukia + kapcai = mat rempit

Anonymous said...

Amirul kena tembak walaupun dia bukan mat rempit.

Susah nak faham.

Anonymous said...

Polis cannot eradicate mat rempit, but polis is very good at 'ikut perintah' to manhandle members of opposition parties.

Anonymous said...

dr. rozmi ismail is not she..It is he...

Anyway, here in malaysia, there;s nothing wrong with mat rempit because they have umnoputra to thank.

that's why they are rampant and can do whatever they want.

The lucky dr. even survived when he and his RA did some research on MR some years ago.

I personally knew this guy but sometime i don't even agree with his explanation on mat rempit.

Nuffnang