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Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Turning out to be a hilarious week

(Sob, sob, sob) Please lah. Respect sikit.

Have you noticed that of late there has been a lot of talk about "respect"? The police flers are asking for respect. The YB's constantly demand of us respect for this, that and the other. And now the DPM has said that PKR's Azmin Ali was being disrespectful to Mahathir when the former referred to the ex-PM as a 'fallen leader'. The DPM said that the action was 'contradictory to our values...'. What I don't understand is, what the fuck are our values these days? Perhaps if the DPM would explain that to us first before demanding respect for this, that and the other we might be more receptive. I mean, at the rate that respect is demanded of us Malaysians we might as well wear a collar round our necks, a serial number on our foreheads and replace the Indonesians on construction sites for no pay! You know what I mean? One day we might even be building pyramids to house the remains of the people that we "respect". Oh what the hell! Let's go all the way lah. Call Malaysian prime ministers Pharoahs instead. Then it will be RESPECT or else! Errr......isn't it like that already? Hmmm....

Another funny from the MSM is the announcement from Muhyiddin when he launched the 1Malaysia Milk programme in Kota Kinabalu. He said, "We want to see a future generation that is smarter, stronger and bigger." Huh? I thought that would require good schools an education system that works, sports and good nutrition. No ah? Oh I see....just drink 1Malaysia Milk issit? WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Damn good man! Then later in the same speech he said that Malaysia only produces 4% of the milk it needs while the rest is imported from New Zealand and other countries. What??? You mean our children are drinking milk from those decadent Western countries who don't subscribe to our VALUES ah? How can man? After that our children grow smarter, stronger and bigger and then don't respect us then how?

You must have read about the BTM fler who alledgedly uttered racist remarks at a Puteri Umno closed-door function. The fler, Hamim Husin supposedly used words like SiSepet and SiBotol to describe Malaysians of non-Malay origin. Cannot, right? Not nice, right? Well Perkasa said it was okay because Hamim's speech was in a closed-door event. That's right. HUH!!!??? Motor-mouth, Nazri said it was just remarks from an individual. Yeah! And that individual just happened to be the assistant director of the Biro Tata Negara. Anyway, my point was this. You would think that an incident like this would warrant quick investigation into the allegations of racism by a senior government officer, right? But apparrently, the fler Hamim has now lodged a police report against the online news portal that broke the story. Apparently, the reporter broke the law when he/she entered the closed-door event without permission. Laughable isn't it? Want to Tai Chi also do properly la. Maybe that's why the fler is only Assistant director. Hahahahahaha......

Okay, perhaps the funniest headline in a newspaper story, unless Najib or Muhyiddin or Hishammuddin come up with something before the end of the week, is the one in yesterday's Star page N14.

"I won't interfere in MIC affairs, says Samy Velu"

Funny, right? Many flers have used that sort of line before. Lee Kuan Yew, Mahathir and now good old Samy. Next may be Kim Jong Il when he hands over North Korea to his son.

And then ah, before we all become too harsh with Ng Yen Yen perhaps you might like to know that several countries are now seeking our help to develope their own tourism products. Who? Well, Laos is getting our "technical" help for Visit Laos Year 2012. And you thought making leaky roofs was a cinch. Ha! Who else? Brunei is also asking us for help with tourism development. And right away, being a person who knows tourism products like the back of her hand Yen Yen announced that Brunei has much to offer tourists with its beautiful mosques and museums. Chad and Sudan are queueing up for our pertolongan (help). Your apologies for doubting Yen Yen's talents may be sent through your local MCA branch. Thank you.


Are there ghosts haunting the site
where cosmetics millionairess Sosilawati and others were murdered? This question was asked of our brave men in blue. The police la. "No!" was the reply from Dep Comm Khalid Abu Bakar. “No, I did not hear anything like that. In fact, I have gone to the location many times during the day and late at night. Never once did I or my men hear or see anything peculiar.”

Wah! Now the PDRM are ghost-busters too?

Here's an obscure but scary statement that is buried in page N27 of The Star today.

Assoc Prof. Dr. Rozmi Ismail, the head of the Perkasa Camp Centre for Youth Empowerment says, "Rempit is an unstoppable activity. We can only hope that the youngsters will become responsible once they have passed adolescence." Shit! That's not funny.

NIAMAH!!!

51 comments:

eiling lim said...

they should just shut up. Once they opened their mouths, it shows how idiotic they are! Hahaha, I'm drinking new zealand milk so I have NZ values?

mob1900 said...

Good rant! One of the best NIAMAH! therapy sessions in months!

Anonymous said...

Respect has to be earned. It can never be coerced or "demanded". That's not respect but cow-towing.

frothquaffer said...

Respect has to be earned. It can never be coerced or "demanded". That would be cow-towing.

Anonymous said...

Those were all Mahathir by products..that is the best they could produced.

Waiting for them to sort out which ringgit is halal. So better they surrender all monies to us to help, because most of the notes are already contaminated with spilled of beers or some pig butchers touched the monies.

The next industry to watch is sorting out ringgit notes.

uppercaise said...

About that BTN feller, I hope people will give support for the reporter and the media concerned against what is clearcut intimidation. If you don't like a news report take it up the with media, not go running to the police. Thinking is not a crime and writing is not a crime. But they want to make it a criminal offence.

Police chief steps up media intimidation

Journos must stand firm against bigotry

Anonymous said...

closed-door meeting details should NOT be exposed one because it will surely destroy our racial harmony ma !!

Anonymous said...

It's a hormone thing isn't it - that rempit is unstoppable.

Can we apply the same logic to rapists, petty thief, arsonists and school bullies.

Perhaps when they all grow a few years older they will stop raping or stealing or burning down houses.

Meanwhile ...

Ur anus

Exhibitionist said...

Si Bodoh tokkok again. Each time Si Bodoh tok I seem to feel I like the grunt of my pet pig more. The grunt seems more meaningful and intelligent to me ! Having heard and analysed Si Bodoh's utterings over the yrs I proudly announce I totally agree with Einstein's observation that human stupidly is infinite. Respect from me for all these bums ? Naaahh......with a pelvic thrust.

Please Si Bodoh, tell me what milk you have been drinking and I won't touch it. Shit !

Naaahh...with a pelvic thrust...to this BTN chiaolang too. Another idiot not worth commenting on. This BETUL TAHI NEGARA man must have drunk too much of Si Bodoh's milk to be that stupid. Instead of making police reports, which appears to be Malaysia's national pastime, this piece of national shit should instead go and fly kites to put that little bit of "brain" he has to its original intended use. Asst Director ?....Naaahh with PT.

NNIiaammaahhHH

KY said...

so we must deal with rempits the way they did to alex in a clockwork orange?

Botol Sepet said...

Niamah really lau-sai after days of constipation. Good relief at the expense of giving disrespects to those YBs who tokkok a lot. Maybe they are deprived of susu 1 malaysia in their younger days.

Is dpm sure that the money in his pocket is not coming out from gambling or from the pork-seller?

Anyway, never believe all the shit from Umno. They tell you one thing but said the opposite 'behind closed door'. Si Hamim tried to project his innocence (in sunglasses) by 'sembahyang' in front of police station?

cheahsinkooi said...

Dear Brother Patrick, I have read many of your blogs and they have been very interesting and funny. They reflect many of Malaysia's contemparaty issues and life today. I have also followed your 'Kee Huat fantastic facts and fancies ' during the old days. I hope you've been keeping well. Now ..my problem. I have wanted to recommend your blogs to my teenage sons but for the ' four letter word 'that comes up once in a while. I hope you can go slow on that one....

Lynn said...

Hi Patrick

Our BN politicians are embarrassingly funny alright. I want to comment on your last bit "Rempit is an unstoppable activity. We can only hope that the youngsters will become responsible once they have passed adolescence." Double shit from me! Perhaps we should ask this Assoc Prof Dr Rozmi Ismail why is it rempit is an unstoppable activity for Malay youths only?

patrickteoh said...

Dear Mr. Cheah, thank you for visiting my blog. Yes I am well, thank you. I apologise that you find my use of the 4-letter word offensive. And indeed some young minds should be shielded from cold reality. Being teenagers I am sure that they are no strangers to that word already. But being well brought up children I am also sure that they know the context of the use of the word and will not foolishly ape some geriatric rant monger. LOL...

ywkong88 said...

My thought exactly... "Corruption is an unstoppable activity. We can only hope that the Corruptors will become responsible once they have stolen enough."

Anonymous said...

LOVE is a 4-letter one oso !!

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Exhibitionist said...

Dear Cheah 8.31 pm

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayers.

Cheers

nstman said...

Respect? We Penang lang have two words for it: Lanchiau and tiuniamahkasifat.

Anonymous said...

Dear Uncle Partrick,

Malaysia are full of fantastic irrational belief that we cannot ever think of.

Milk alone can actually transfer social values? From which evidence does that monkey based his homework from? God's commandment while he is praying shit? Go to Makkah and run around your big black box laahhh

Anonymous said...

these goons are the best hollywood actors - all weirdos and sickos - talking and behaving without substance - give them the boot -they are parasites to the malaysian society

Anonymous said...

Times have changed. Nowadays it is common to hear the four letter word and I think most of the teenagers heard of that in school etc. It is ok so long as they don't use the 5 letter word.........F**K U

Anonymous said...

Hi Pat..
All I can say is... I really don't know what else to say about our power-that-is & their thinking minds (if got)....!

How about putting all these in a book? That's if you can. A 20pages book will do & make it every 2mths or so...

Like Readers Digest.
You can call it Readers Un-Digested...! heheheeee

Anonymous said...

Hi Pat..
All I can say is... I really don't know what else to say about our power-that-is & their thinking minds (if got)....!

How about putting all these in a book? That's if you can. A 20pages book will do & make it every 2mths or so...

Like Readers Digest.
You can call it Readers Un-Digested...! heheheeee

Anonymous said...

Talking about DPM.He is going to Australia on a working visit.Same old story lah. Go there meet with Kelab Umno Australia, go UK meet with Kelab Umno UK.etc etc etc.!!!At home talk about 1Malaysia.
NIAMAH.....

Anonymous said...

Mr Cheah is living in which century?

He better check his teenage kids DVD collection or their Ipod content to get a reality check. Is he expecting his teenage kids to continue watching Upin & Ipin? Nah!

botolputera said...

Please check you receipt carefully after paying your bills at post office.

http://www.kwongwah.com.my/news/2010/10/06/112.html

Anonymous said...

What a good piece of writing mate, you've got all my respect bro!

ah long said...

welcome to the land of rojak and triple standard :-)

Kamal 988 said...

DPM said he need more fund to build vocational schools.

Actually more vocational school should have been built instead of the mushrooming local universities. Why? Because most of the local graduates did not deserve a place in university and should have enrol in vocational school to learn a trade in order to get a job with living skill, stead of a useless degree.

Anonymous said...

What goes on at the BTN is even worse than is uttered at the PUTERI meeting.

Anonymous said...

U bloody lancau la Patrick. U should give em respect cause by working with other races they made malaysia fertile enough for you and others to prosper and mingle with other races and have the freedom dan platform to ply your trade or any other trade in peace. Now you're just like a grumpy old man who has hatred for everything. Why like that maa? Cool it old man, don't be such a bloody lancau like creature! NIamahhh!

Anonymous said...

Have you heard the youtube sermon by Ann Wan Seng?

He is a Buddhist-turned-Muslim and currently a national council member of the Muslim Welfare Organisation of Malaysia (Perkim).

He is promoting Islamophobia.

Najib should use ISA on him.

Anonymous said...

Patrick,

Great piece and it sure made my day. Your usage of the 4 letter words best describes the laughable situation these morons keeps spewing from their garbage mouthpieces. The DPM is already a gone case like his mentor TDM so nothing intelligent nor common sense is expected from him anyway. For the Perkasa idiots, they are on a member get member crusade and of course the Mat Rempits are their number 1 fan club.

The BTN idiot is of course following the same course of action taken by the previous Homo Minister and repeated by the current one (remember putting Teresa Kok and the chinese reporter under ISA for their own protection) so it is not surprising for the BTN idiot to lodge a police report to protect his own skin. I think the latuk lawyer involved in the cosmetics murder should also lodge a police report claiming the victims asked to be murdered and since the murders were committed in a "closed" farm, the murders don't count!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Have you considered caricatures to go with your anecdotes? Will definitely sell like hot cakes ... but some people may think it disrupts harmony.

patrickteoh said...

Hi Anonymous 2:05 PM, caricatures? You mean for the Niamah!!! blogposts? Sounds like a great idea? You offering?

Flasher said...

To anonymous 12.51 pm

What kok are you saying ? Your writing makes no sense, just like Si Bodoh's utterings.. Si Bodoh & Co make malaysia fertile and peaceful so we can ply our trade ? Hey, get your muddled up little brain looked at. Maybe the great "Prof" Rozmi Ismail, a psychologist masquerading as an Endocrinologist and Psychiatrist, should have a look at you to see if you lack the hormones she mentioned which seems to make the malay rempits "competitive", take risks,aggressive and assertive etc,--- traits you might find in great leaders......! You obviously don't have these. Go try drinking some of Si Bodoh's milk to see if it helps you then you might not write meaningless sentences.

NNIiiaammaahhHH and Naaahh to the clueless

Anonymous said...

For years having to endure indigestion from all the garbage feed to us by politicians especially those coming from Kera Plus Idiot (KPI) Minister and its party, now, it has become worst as I am now beginning to puke at what comes out from these so called politicians. Some of them in the KeraKan Party said its time to make way for the younger leaders. Erm...WHAT LEADERS are they talking about? Where got any? Lead in what?

new fart said...

Anon 12:51...we don't have hatred for everything and anything, so stop making si-bodoh statements lah. It will only make you lots double si-bodoh. You can have your say and so can Patrick and the rest of civil-minded Malaysians lah. This is called democracy and freedom of speech. Politicians are SERVANTS of the people...please remember this and stick it in the deepest part of your si-bodoh's brains, tau kah? And if they are not doing their job well and are constantly uttering nonsense, then the EMPLOYERS can and should hantam them lah...tau kah? Niamah Chibai you!

marduk said...

Sis & Bro,
Just ignore Anon 12:51. If 'IT' can write such nonsense/rubbish, it is obvious 'IT' does not understand 'England' or have any grey matter upstairs. Just 'dawn' make him happy in responding...

Aside to Pat, I just can't disagree with you.

NiaaaaaaaMAH!

Anonymous said...

This Moo fella has been talking so much, that he get whacks right behind. For example, haram money episode, ask muslims to hand back over RM100, I also have a comedy for it. I'll asks that RM50 note "where are you come from? Is it from halal or haram?" The note don't answer me. So, in conclusions, does he knows it? He is confuse bull, as the haram money is from gambling, wines, 4D's, Magnum, cigarrates, has been here over the years. Yet the BTN has it's own definitions for us "Si Sepet" and "Si Botol". Unlike opposition parties which they don't practice it at all, these main and the biggest party in M'sia, particulary in BN, you know who.... does the thing that shocks the M'sian communities especially non Malays. Who are they trying to con. We are not stupid as those back in the 80's or even worst, 60's(lagi teruk kalau kita masih di dalam hutan "Ai yo yo"). We are fall behind 5 to 10 years from S'pore, so please instead of being laugh by the world counterparts, let's change this government, and starts rebuild this nation called M'sia once again.

1 Setia said...

Please read Barry Wain's 'Maverick Mahathir' book and you will learn a lot about our recent history in order to make a right choice in our next election.

Anonymous said...

Only Muhyiddin talks about Malays should have nothing to do with non-halal money while others just dip into the pocket which might even be soaked with lard. Muhyiddin never said he would not touch non-halal money. So he considers himself not Malay because he would never return money he collected as government pay. Well, that could be understandable because he still insists that Malays are at the special position requiring special care; quite unlike Tun Dr Ismail who was DPM then and he said that out of pride Malays would give up crutch. That was 40 years ago. 40 years and two generations later, Malays who have been supported for the past five decades cannot even look after themselves if Muhyiddin’s claim is to be believed, then Muhyiddin must be suffering for not having the pride to say that his race can actually look after themselves. So Muhyiddin was actually luxuriating in that comment. He might be like Mamakthir who is something else inside but still enjoys the special treatment offered to Malays.

Anonymous said...

Mahathir, his Perdana Global Peace Organisation and patron of PERKASA did not win the Nobel Peace Prize.

Never mind. Try again next year.

Anonymous said...

Those APCO guys must be laughing to death. All they have to to do is to replicate , cut and paste some nice sounding theory and text from some acedemicians and good writer, this idiotic , moronic , useless PM will just read them out loud to the world , on big stage , without meaning it , even contradict to he does and does not do !!

Mr PM want only to sound and look intelligent , he does not give a f@#$ the reality that he is in ! His backyard is so full of shit, even his deputy contradict him, yet he has the cheek to stand in UN general assembly and tell the world , held up Bolehland, as a example of progressive and religious tolerant country !! Never mind that Bolehland is a country that practises aparthied as govt policy, rampant looting by umno lanuns, the police chief was the chief of thugs, the IGP is the biggest law breakers, IGP fabricates evidence to frame innocent people, protect criminal, prosecute whistle blowers; the anti corruption authorithy, instead of curbing corruption, actively cover up numerous corruption acts; the judiciary is in shamble, the police are busy catching people who hold candles and opposition politicians rather than criminals!

Billiions and billions are stolen in broad day light and many many more heinous crimes being committed on daily basis by policians with total impunity!!

Malaysian said...

Patrick Teoh

Respect is earned, and in the case of Patrick, you never had it or no one respected you at any time.

Undeniably, it is most obvious your father and mother failed to give you a proper education at Home and at School
I guess, you just made it with the minimalist of grades and at just lowerest level.
Whatever the DPM maybe, he would not stoop so low to your scum level.

You are nothing more than a very frustrated man, through out your career, which is an obvious conclusion. You have been a bitter man! Just imagine you being an example to your children and grandchildren with your rapporteur of obnoxious words and phrases not including your behaviour.

And now, you have the audacity to talk of "values". This in indeed the most hilarious episode of the week. What grotesque travesty!

You don't even understand what you are talking about.
"I thought that would require good schools an education system that works, sports and good nutrition." Patrick you must have lacked a good schooling, which is most showing; two, Sports, God deprived that from you, with your natural stunted natural endowment; three, Good nutrition, you missed out on that too, which shows from your little brain and build.
The DPM was trying to fulfil your own last criterion for 'good nutrition.' So, what are you shouting about?

Just for a laugh, but very true, you are the biggest SiSepet in all Malaysia, Really sepet!

You criticise all politicians, the educated Malaysians, and the good people of our Nation, please, please Mr Patrick take a good look at yourself in the mirror

Anonymous said...

hello "Malaysian 8:35 PM"

I think your brain has been damaged by the BTN program.

Vey sad for you.

Anonymous said...

hello "Malaysian 8:35 PM"

I think your brain has been damaged by the BTN program.

Vey sad for you.

ktteokt said...

Respect is something which must be gained, not demanded! Didn't these guys learn this in kindergarten?

Anonymous said...

He turned out to be a mix of bugis & javanese!!!

ktteokt said...

Ancestors of the Malay race must be super clairvoyant, otherwise, they would not have named Malaya as TANAH ME-LAYU, aka the "WITHERING LAND"!!!!

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