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Sunday, January 23, 2011

Couple of Funnies

Hmmm...can survive or not ah on RM3,000 a month?

Here are a couple of funnies to round off a good, relaxing Sunday.

The Star today has a story with this headline...

 Malaysia wants orang utans abroad to 'come home'

On reading it I laughed out loud and had this scary thought that someone in the ministry of something or other, Malaysia had gotten the whole thing about the brain drain wrong! But it turned out that Plantation Industries and Commodities minister, Bernard Dompok was just keen to assist in the rescue of displaced orang utan. He said there was no reason for the orang utans to suffer in the cold north European climate as there was ample space for orang utans in the forests of Sabah. I guess the YB also didn't want to outdone by this Talent Corp thing.  Bring back Malaysians! Orang apa pun takpe (whatever orang doesn't matter)!

The other funny is also from The Sunday Star. Well this story is funny but the headline is admittedly quite scary also. We are a democracy. Yes? Then how come the deputy prime minister can say something like...

Teachers must support govt of the day

But...but...but...Well, I think what what the DPM  wanted to say was that all teachers must be committed towards helping the Government implement policies to improve the country’s education system. You understand that statement? You can read the whole Sunday Star report here and make up your own minds.

Enjoy what's left of your weekend.



Anonymous said...

I think that chap is just being frank. Overseas Malaysians are viewed as orang utans and other lowly creatures by these people anyway because if they come back to Malaysia, they will vote for Pakatan.

Mr. Muh is just being honest too. Go ask any teacher or civil servants whether they dare openly support Pakatan.

Anonymous said...

cannot get the real human, jungle people also can do... so long talent corp can meet the quota.

kah! kah! kah!

now you know why those teachers aree too busy to teach... got to lick those amno balls.

Anonymous said...

Yup, the scope of the talent corp includes luring orang utans back to 1Bodohland. The orang utans do fit the criteria of contributing to 1Bodohland by increasing the number of visitors to the 1Zoo. Of course, the 1government knows that smart and intelligent malaysians will not want to come back to 1Bodohland so the 1government needs to have a back up plan via the orang utans. At least the 1government will not feel threatened by the returning orang utans.

The education minister cum dpm who cannot differentiate between maths and science does not even know whether he is coming or going.

Anonymous said...

Sad isn't it? Calling 'Orang Utans' & 'Orang Apa pun boleh' to balik.

If it was an educated & qualified minister, these comments would not have been uttered!

With our 5th World ranking in illicit funds, that money could have made "ALL" Malaysians life so damn much easier. Right....!!!!!

You all should also read The Star paper that proudly presents 'malaysians abroad' section.

You think they wanna come back????????????????????????????

kw said...

didn't mean to insult the primate..
looks like Perkasa wants more member..

nstman said...

Thank you. Tiuniamahkasifat for making my day. As I am writing I am laughing. Tiuniamakalomoh.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

so, is mooheedeen come home yet? from abroad?


Anonymous said...

orang utan has got more otak than those umnoputeras.

Anonymous said...

Bring the orang utan back for fuk? We got no more forest left for them other than palm as civil servant maybe.