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Sunday, January 02, 2011

What a SHIT head!!! (Oooops! Almost forgot.)

A new Malaysian Shit Head in Kedah

In deference to the many requests on behalf of Dickheads nation-wide which say...


"shithead" would be a far more apt term for this character. he's a piece of shit floating at the top of Malaysia's political cesspool. Dickhead is too sexist a term, could give those of us with penises inferiority complexes. (quote from a Niamah!!! comment-er)


I have decided to change the title awarded to the Tan fler from Dick Head to Shit Head.

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I just read that Kedah Gerakan Youth Chief, Tan Kheng Liang asked someone if they would choose MCA's Jez Lai, National Treasurer Beliawanis Wanita MCA over Hannah Yeoh who will be going on maternity leave soon!!!

His tweet..."@jqquah Would u choose @jezlai or @hannahyeoh which will be on maternity leave soon?"

His engrand is so bad he refers to Hannah as a "which"!

When the shit hit the fan he tried to defend himself......

"@hannahyeoh I imply u may x able to service area during maternity leave,which u r entitle.Anyway,congrat welcoming ur baby"
"@hoongling @hannahyeoh Correction:I never say elected rep cannot be pregnant or take maternity leave.I only state facts 4 rakyat 2 consider"
"@5xmom Stating someone wud go on maternity leave is an insult to woman? That's false perception @hannahyeoh"
"@jasonbhlee Is it wrong 2 state someone wud b going on maternity leave soon? It's ur perception of my statement that's confusing @hannahyeoh""@5xmom Yes.I said ppl on MaternityLeave cannot work as I believe any1 after delivery should take proper rest &take care newborn @hannahyeoh"

And then of course being a dick-head politician he had to say.....


"My simple statement @hannahyeoh will go maternity leave has been twisted.Perhapw,PR under heavy pressure 2 deliver propoganda even if untrue"

And......


"Same like d 20sen RON97 hoax on NewYear eve, don't listen to anyone that suggest I'm against maternity leave or pregnant ladies @hannahyeoh"

And he also finds egg on his face quite fascinating......


"Facinating tat stating PakatanRakyat MP will go on maternity leave would caused some PR supporter label me as sexist.Wonder what's next?"

For those of you who don't know this Tan fler is a practising lawyer too. His Twitter profile reads......


"Practicing as a lawyer and also known as Kedah Gerakan Youth Chief".


He is "known as" the Kedah Gerakan Youth Chief?  Is he or isn't he?  Well, as of right now he will also be known as Malaysia's biggest scumbag SHIT HEAD!!! Oh and he is practising AS a lawyer?


NIAMAH!!!


By the way, how did someone with such a deplorable standard of English qualify as a lawyer? Oh wait, he did say he was a practising lawyer. Ah I see, if he practises hard enough he might actually graduate. Or he might just become ..... nah he's already that. 

53 comments:

Anonymous said...

kanineh, all sort of rubbish in gerakan.

even the advisor oso got toolan with the president.

Anonymous said...

What lanciau(rubbish)is this guy talking about? A practising lawyer writing such standard of English!
Also he is talking nonsense-'what is there to compare himself with a pregnant lady? and also Hannah Yeoh is not a MP but a State Assembly member for Selangor!
What a Dick head!

Anonymous said...

pariah punya loyar

Anonymous said...

he should be a cunt-head ! cock-head
sudah given it manyak face lo !!

Anonymous said...

anything on minister raping his maid
& covered up by the zzzzzzzpm !!??

VP said...

This guy is a chun thoi....he once made a comment about why not PR states lower personal tax...fcuk face didn't know tax imposed by federal govt or spin also dont know how to spin...hai yan this fella!

marduk said...

hI pAT,

He is a true reflection of Gerakan's standard. They can even choose a numbskull as their youth chief! I'm puzzled too as how he could read law with such standard of 'England'????

wHAT A SHAME!

NIAMAH!!!!!!!!!

monsterball said...

Dickheads are countless in UMNO B party.
He will tarok this tarok that in court..and come out...loosing all cases.
God help anyone employing him as a lawyer.
He is more interested in politics that law.

Anonymous said...

No good engrand never mind as long as I can be the SS. Don't believe me ask Khusrin!

charleskiwi said...

He must have qualified as a lawyer from one of the many varsities in Malaysia that are good at producing lawyers like you.
Like some of them turn to crime to make a living !

Anonymous said...

This "Dick Head" spits nothing!

Anonymous said...

NUMBNUTS! "Loyar buruk" most likely. Makes one wonder if he is really qualified. Most likely he is a local graduate because the standard of English is definitely atrocious. Future NUMBNUTS leader? I shudder at the thought! But I don't give a shit about MCA or Gerakan anymore. No credence or substance in the current batch of leaders or future leaders.

nstman said...

Just look at our judges, magistrates and what not. They cant even string a few sentences together, let alone write judgements. This country has gone to the tiuniamah dogs. Everyone knows this for a fact, except tiuniamah Umno babboons.

Anonymous said...

Here is something that the Gerakan lawyer can do constructively. Help to ensure that the History syllabus is fair.

Reference:
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2011/1/3/focus/7724817&sec=focus

ps: I am assuming that Gerakan lawyer is proficient enough to understand the issue.

Anonymous said...

Another Niamah statement from Defence Minister Ahmad Zahid Hamidi on the the much-debated reproductive health and social education module that will be introduced in the National Service Training Programme in May.

He said:
"I would like to remind parents that this is not sex education. This is an introduction module that exposes them to common problems experienced by teenagers”

WTF is he talking?
How to teach 'reproductive health' without touching on sex?



http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2011/1/3/nation/7724874&sec=nation

Anonymous said...

what a fu**in sexist moron this "practising lawyer" is. wouldn't want him defending me in court, that's for sure. apalling english too!

JG

Anonymous said...

his england is as good as the otehr lawyer who handled the TBH case. We should support him and ensure he becomes a full fledged lawyer so that he too can appear on youtube and make us laugh.

Sor Hai for lawyer! I LIKE!

niaseng!

SetiaSelalu said...

He deserves the title !!
Gerakan is a useless ,waste of space ( vote ) party. Apple polishers cannot bring about CHANGE.
Big issues that concern all of us are NOT maternity leave ( D.Head Gerakan are you reading this ? ) but issues like Safe Society -eliminating snatch'murderous' thiefs,free Judiciary, ending Corruption, an impartial MACC & good police force and freedom of information.
Gerakan 'tolong tutup kedai you are no longer laku '

Anonymous said...

One look at the Gerakan chief Koh and one can instantly conclude the rest of the Gerakians are imbecile dickheads.

solidleong said...

Halo Dick Head practising lawyer, continue with your half-baked comments. U really make my day, dick head.

Anonymous said...

IN BOLEHLAND CANNOT SPEAKING ENGLAND CAN GO BICARA BUT CAN SPEED-WANT TELL AUSTRALIA KOT HE CANNOT TALK ENGLAND.

FROM .NAVAR FINIS FON THREE PENDATANG SOHAILIZED TIGA GENALATION.

Anonymous said...

lawyer : ' saya talok sama lu ...lu salah wa mind kong , ok !!'

frothquaffer said...

"shithead" would be a far more apt term for this character. he's a piece of shit floating at the top of Malaysia's political cesspool. Dickhead is too sexist a term, could give those of us with penises inferiority complexes.

Anonymous said...

Tan Keng Liang must apologise to State Assemblyman Hannah Yeoh and all women (including his mother)for his snide and sexist remark

Sharizat,
What say you?

Anonymous said...

eh! What he talk-talk le???? This is an example why our court system is crap!!

didi said...

His english is so atrocious that I wonder why he'd bother writing his tweets in that language. It's so embarrassing especially coming from a "practicing" lawyer. Some people in this blog think that he must have graduated from some local U but I would not even be surprised if he graduated from overseas. I've met a lot of graduates from english speaking countries that have horrible english.

Anonymous said...

If Khusrin was promoted as Selangor State Secretary based on his loyalty to BN/Umno, then our nation will have a civil service that is neither 'civil' nor of much 'service'.

Anonymous said...

Singapore is rich because it is able to exploit its hinterland - mainly Malaysia and Indonesia. Once the SGD reaches RM5 to SDG1 and Singapore loses its advantage wrt exploiting its hinterland, the same problems US and Britain are facing will hit Singapore.

This is part of the reason why TDM wants to build the crooked bridge and the 2 Johore ports as well as stop selling sand and water to Singapore. Unfortunately AAB went the opposite direction and tried to sell South Johore to the Singaporeans.

Not all Singapore's success is through their own efforts. Without talented Malaysian immigrants, Singapore will only do one quarter as well. This is also all thanks to UMNO.

Anonymous said...

Defence M in his mind probably said..ah yah ..cakap cakap tipu sukit ini rakyat otak tak pandai punya aje..nanti you tengok semua ok.! sex education jadi bagus.

jom..mari pergi check stock tengok apa lagi nak beli..apache helicpoter ada.?

eugene said...

Shall we all go for CHANGE next GE,,, Sisters are doing it for themselves,,, standing on their own two feet..... way to go Aretha Franklin, thank you for reminding us.......

Joe said...

I'm sorry. I just couldn't follow any of the dick heads.

Anonymous said...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_POEjTUihojQ/TSBhsK_vCRI/AAAAAAAAByM/Co2ytJVpVU0/s1600/dickhead.jpg

Don't forgot to put a condom over that dickie. Otherwise more little dickieheads would be reproduced by that Dickie Tan. We don't want the country to be polluted by that scum.

Leonardo Da Vinci said...

Jesus Christ, you have made this Tan fler so handsome. Is that what his head looks like ? It looks too big for a man so stupid !

But there are 2 mistakes in this sketch. Firstly he has no "collar" assuming he has not had a foreskinectomy or prepucectomy. Assuming he is blind with no eyes and no nose bcos he doesn't like to smell himself, his mouth is also at the wrong end of his head. Are you sure bro Pat you are not drawing a prolapsed rectum with the arsehole sticking out ?!!

Will any artist out there tell me whether this is a Dickhead or a Shithead or a bum loyar's head.


NNIIAaaaammmmaaahhhhHHHH

Anonymous said...

I dont mind having a dick head so huge! Somebody got all the luck ...damn ...

Anonymous said...

I think Gerakan youth members in Kedah must be pissed off that they were conned into electing a Youth chief with such bad English. Did he get his law degree from a local U ... maybe the same one as Ridhuan Tee.

Anonymous said...

I no NO inglish so i could escape from oz land with millions in my bag , hahahaha !!

artchan said...

Bloody Tan Kheng Liang..if you are reading this..fuck you..and hope you will never have children. Fuck you TKL..and go to hell..hum ka chan......

Usamae baen Ladien said...

here is malaysia mah.. nt england oso.. no nid tok perfect inggerish one la.. and dis tan fler is portraying d true malaysian mia colours lah.. he talks perfect manglish.. shd gif him credit one.. dun juz pijiak him mah.. malaysia and malaysians oso boleh.. muak~ I LOVE MALAYSIA!!!!!!!

chaohai MALAYSIA!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

ohh SHIT!!! is he even speaking in english?? i heard greek... n a hint of spanish... fuck dis fler lar.....! english so damn "power" one oso can be a politician ka????? then bro pat... u can be de PM lor if dats de case.... haiyo... msia ni ahh.... MEMANG APA PUN BULEH la....... MACAM MACAM ADA~~


tiuniamahchaochibaipokkaifahhaisapikotepukipundehniamahlanchiausohhai!!!

Anonymous said...

His mother is prolly thinking she should have given birth to a piece of char siew instead. LOL

Anonymous said...

Gerakan has lost direction and need to create sensational news at all cost to stay in limelight.

Leonardo Da Vinci said...

Thanks for the revised image. However the uninitiated might mistake loyar Tan for the roti-man. I would add a few blow-flies and maggots for added impact.

Thank you artist Pat.


NNIIAaaammmaaahhhhHHH

Anonymous said...

Young ladies be warned.
Your drinks can easily be spiked with just 3 droplets of this 'drug' easily available now for use by potential rapists.

http://www.guangming.com.my/node/92138?tid=3

Anonymous said...

the more all these dickheads open their mouth, the more we should make fun of them in front of their children. find out where his children attend school at and then show them their father's stupidness cum imbecile cum moronic cum nimpcompoop character.


niaseng!

Anonymous said...

Waching ur acting on channel 5 now. Haha.

Anonymous said...

Gerakan is not supported in Kedah. and this shithole will further alienate the people!

Anonymous said...

Gerakan appears to be hosting a bunch of fucking idiots!

Anonymous said...

'Red Thread' is now being repeated on MediaCorp Channel 5 afternoon slot. We people in Johor Bahru are fortunate to get to see this show instead of those silly RTM dramas. patrick is excellent in the show.

Anonymous said...

Gerakan means movement as in movement of the bowels. Little wonder why they attract the dregs of society. A lawyer to boot too. Now we also know why the Gerakan lawyer and an asshole are the same. They can be interchanged.

Anonymous said...

A disgrace to mankind, thanks to Gerakan again.

No wonder Lim Keng Yaik is so fed up.

Alor Star Boy said...

With that kind of talk, is he expecting to win votes in Kedah?

Fat hope!

Anonymous said...

when his mother was pregnant carrying this arsehole, can his mother service his father, ah? If not, is his mother doing his duty as the wife of his father.
Ask this dumbarse to answer this question. I am just asking only,ok.
This is Gerakan quality, ah?

Anonymous said...

Anon 9:25 PM

You are right, his brain was affected because of the constant bonking of his father while his mother was pregnant with his head facing the arsehole.

Nuffnang