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Thursday, April 14, 2011

A good Thursday funny

Hiyah, where got?  Only RM2.2billion la.

For the past few weeks our Customs flers have been under the spotlight. For the wrong reasons. The MACC flers started investigations into corruption in the department. It was reported that dose flers were responsible for causing the country to lose RM108billion in revenue. And of course there was the tragic event of the death of one of the Customs officers in the MACC building.

And so, I was just waiting for some sort of rebuttal from the Custom's big-shots. It came out in the Star today.

At a press conference yesterday Customs director-general, Khalid Yusuf announced quite proudly that losses were actually about RM2.2billion.  The reported RM108billion was losses due to illegal activities involving other government departments.

In another country the fler would have resigned in shame and maybe thrown himself out the window of a tall building.

But in Bolehland dat fler comes out smiling and says Hiyah! Only 2.2 billion la. The other one not ours one. 

Like he is announcing an achievement???!!! What the FUCK!!! Hello! Mr. director-general instead of trumpeting your failure in not losing enough why don't you go find out what happened to the RM2.2billion and explain to the taxpayers why it happened in the first place? That's what we pay you to do.


NIAMAH!!!

47 comments:

SANSIRO said...

If every other MF who is Director General or sort of comes out 'announcing' this kind of achievement I am sure we'll be doomed sooner than anyone of us think.

SANSIRO said...

Reading again the article on The Star - I start to puzzle.What the F he really talking about? Sigh!

Anonymous said...

Is it true that tips collected by waiters are pooled and later distributed to everyone involved including the kitchen staff? Would a DG get a cut as well?

In the 70's, a classmate's brother worked as a doorman of a posh hotel. Each time we visited he would show off the foreign coins the brother had collected and also the 'smarties' tin the brother kept his tips in.

Today, the millions are simply stashed in suitcases under beds, and we only get to know of these when they get robbed or their houses get in the way of landslides.
Now we know why there's always a long queue applying for jobs in those lucrative departments

Richard Cranium said...

...maybe thrown himself out the window of a tall building...

Dontcha mean pushed out of a tall building, no?

Anonymous said...

The customs DG's reasoning is 2.2 billion out of 108 billion represents only 2% of the total loss revenue mah. He also infers other departments are more corrupt than his customs department so why the big fuss lah. Aisehman, these fellas have a great knack for downplaying their failures, Niamah!!

Anonymous said...

Dear mr tempang aka mr polio pls show all the comment,dun juz show what nice to you,be fair,i know you read first & choose to publish.

patrickteoh said...

Dear Mr. Anonymous 4:28PM I do publish every comment except for those that are OTT racist or inflamatory for the sake of being just that.

You obviously have a way with words so your comment gets published. For sure.

Anonymous said...

what do you expect when one worship the devil?


no worries..as long as you are on GOD 's side ,you are safe!

RPG ,RPK ,What ever k ,datuk k , datuk..this that ..

Anonymous said...

What a jerk! Clean your bloody house first THEN have the press conference to rectify the shame. Not the other way round insinuating other agencies for more losses that yours! What is this..'my gun bigger that yours syndrome'?!?!? Look we ALL know that you buggers are a corrupted lot as long as you wear a uniform and with the 'holier that thou' attitude. Like the old timers say..'Pijak semut pun tak mati!' Bloody WINGNUTS!

joseph jee said...

Hi Patrick, dosen't mind how those burgers announce their achievement whether good or bad, they still will achieve their KPI with flying colors.

Anonymous said...

Hey uncle , this is BolehLand so everything also can happen one mah.

Anonymous said...

KAN NIA MAH CHAU HAI!

adamJ said...

Uncle Pat, anything and everything can happen in bolehland. For eg, internal security and public order director Khalid become a deputy IGP (seriously of all people, him!? Doomed!) and also macc officer watching porn during interrogation. Not surprising when you get extremely incompetent, racist, dumb creatures for eg Hishammudin, Khalid, PM (Porn Minister) Chua in this land. I also feel WTF every time I read the papers or watch the news.

Anonymous said...

to. 4,28 . not surprise in bolehand there is still so many so hai like you .ah yah..what to expext..after so many years under mamak kutty !


psst..pat..free steam boat ?

Anonymous said...

Pat,seems like all Govt. dept have budgets to provide contingencies for losses!!! Not corruption anyway.HaHa

BENatang10 said...

Most Beruks Nasional have no shame at all.

Anonymous said...

kalau kami tak makan nanti semua makan oleh pendatang baru you tahu. MARI MAKAN KUAT KUAT DAN SYIOK SYIOK BERSAMA SAMA!

Anonymous said...

Dear mr. Patrick, do ignore Mr. Anonymous 4:28PM as he must be one of the corrupted fella or some one who think he is smart. I support you to the max!

Tiger said...

Typical idiot promoted beyond his intelligence.
Too many of these idiots running our government service, with no KPI to adhere to.
No wonder we're having revenue leakage.
UBAH!

charlie jr said...

Every blogger has a price.

RPK finally sold out.

Patrick Niamah can hold on a bit longer to command a higher price...

Anonymous said...

Anon @ 4.26pm,

You are despicable to "attack" Patrick's physical condition. You are a shame to your idiots fraternity.

Anonymous said...

hello ..what he is actually saying is : so what ? cannot ah ?

Khun Pana aka johanssm said...

In a way it is a "great" achievement lah.
He is trying to say that his Kastam & Eksais Malaisia dept is the least corrupted.We managed to curi makan 2.2 billions only lah.
You all should go and hunt down those imigresen , polis , city halls , and other jabatan lah.
They are the bigger fish.

That is what he wanted to say ( i assume)
1Malaysia , 1NiaMah

Anonymous said...

The myth that UMNO/BN cannot be toppled is BROKEN. Do the math. Its not even necessary to deny 2/3 majority to BN Sarawak. In the next GE, the message will be out that BN promises of development is NO GOOD because they may not even be the next govt to write the checks. Doubtful checks particularly in Sabah, will be devastating to BN. They don’t have the cash to pay for most thing upfront.

Higher internet penetration in Peninsula will mean people will be HIGHLY inspired. They have waited a long time to topple UMNO/BN. Even the detractors like Hindraf and others will mean little in a wave of pent-up accounting of UMNO/BN record. People want to open up the books even the UMNO/BN members.

LinPeh said...

Annonymous WTF 4:28 pm. I hope God will punish you one day (and very soon) for calling names and ridicule someone who just was unfortunate to be stricken with polio. Maybe your children would be stricken with polio some day and become tetraplegic ???? Be sensible with what you say. Dont speak thru your arsehole like the BN flers.

Anonymous said...

Anon 4.28 you can be so cruel at such name calling. What sort of nurturing and upbringing you got or didn't get? What pleasure do you derive? May God has mercy on you !

Anonymous said...

MTF....dir. gen. im paying my taxes on-time year in year out and in advance, u flers let the sharks swindle billions! And u r proud of it, just 2b only. Dick head. TIME TO CHANGE THIS GOVERNMENT. OVERDUE!!!

Anonymous said...

people like anon 4.28 who can talk like this ,usually have deeply rooted problem like child abuse .maybe he screwed his mother during his teen.or sodomised when he was a young boy.

Anonymous said...

Anon 4.28 you sound like the me Malay first and Malaysian 2nd bastard so FU niamah .Go post comment somewhere else don't come and contaminate us here babi.

Anonymous said...

aiyah, the little red dot are spot on when they said the leaders here are... stupid and incompetent.

Anonymous said...

2 billion aje.!!!.something wrong here .no shame ? maybe a new culture has emerge in a race . somebody got to do research . any sociologist ?

of course to study ..'bangsa rasuah'

Anonymous said...

wah..in boleland ,you can chose what to be charge wan!

I read this on rpk fellow , he said if he come back ,the polis can charge him this or that only . wah ..he so big one ah ?? can talk wan ?

like this best man.. I love bolehland ! jealous leh ...Singapore?????

Anonymous said...

I suspect Niamah is kept mouth-hut by the people of NTV7?

Anonymous said...

Najib should promote Taib to become his deputy (Deputy Prime Minister) because Taib is so good in getting victory for his own party. If without Taib, Najib will be in serious trouble in coming general election.

Najib should also encourage all his bn flers to marry young foeign brides to keep them young and vibrant.

Anonymous said...

O fuck even asked MACC to return d capture documents for an excuse without it they can't do well for custom clearence!What is this all about to catch those flers if documents were returned and evidents destroy? "Niamah"!!!

Padungan Kitten said...

Bridget Walsh spoke of a new Sarawak “that voters across races, across geographic areas and especially the state’s future are no longer supporting the BN to the same degree. While the two-thirds may not have been broken, profound political change did come to Sarawak.”

http://blog.limkitsiang.com/2011/04/19/the-myths-of-swak-polls-results/#more-11591

Anonymous said...

The RM50 million 1Malaysia email account project by bn cannot wake you up?

Truly Niamah!

Anonymous said...

Hey Patrick, how much taxpayers pay these buggers to take care of public money? Pay so low, somemore need to have a few wives and a few more girlfriends, and big cars, big house and big KTV bills. If they don't take some funny money, how to afford cost of living. Solly for bad english, it is my school's fault.

Anonymous said...

Pat, to the Customs DG, the retarded brain of his thinks that RM2.2 billion is just RM2.20. That's why he is so PROUD to announce it. And other people's money is their f**king business. Look at his smug! I mean for crying out LOUD, the cheek he can tai-chi the losses to other government departments? Am I getting a strong vibe that there are actually 2 different policies of 1 Malaysia 1 Goverment here? 1 policy applies to the public and another unpublished and undisclosed (ala X-files) to the government? Are they not people too? They can do anything they want to their advantage and just parading around in their fake masks (fyi, I think they need better plastic surgeons, pretending to do good for the Rakyat? The Customs DG makes me sick to my innards (and he's not the only one to date). No wonder Customs officers are driving flashy cars and living in luxury whilst the commoners like us still struggle to make ends meet.

Kevin Chow

Anonymous said...

Hi Patrick,

Have you signed up for a free 1Malaysia email account? I suggest you do it quickly. How about 1Niamah.Piss-Off@1Malaysia.com.my?

Anonymous said...

1 dry-sub. 500m ...2 patrol boat for a price of a DESTROYER !!

What's new ?

Chua Soh Hai

Anonymous said...

mr teoh and the likes, must be smarting over the results in sarawak..you racist lot! sure le win seats that came from purely bloody racist and prejudiced mind..(don't le say the rakyat had shown their anger, just call a spade a spade le, ie,the racist lot had made up their mind to be bloody racist all the way..

Awesome Mitz said...

Your maid did nt buy The Star, is it?

How come no niamah-worthy news?

Or you are still in self-imposed hibernation?

AwesomeMitz@1malaysia.com said...

Your maid did nt buy The Star, is it? Only RM1.20 only when you made so much fom your chicken farm?

How come no niamah-worthy news?

Or you are still in self-imposed hibernation?

Dahlia said...

Is the Najib administration so desperate to showcase the "success" of the ETP that it has now taken to announcing multi-billion ringgit worth of projects which are nothing more than hot air as at this point of time?

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CyberPRINX said...

Anon 4.28 :

i Hope u Give car Bang , Die Mati Katak and then kena Gelek by the Coming cars kao kao...nobody will pity with u ~ ur mOuth is ur Asshole and u showed u have no Brains and Sensitivity ~ cant blame u ~ stupid ~ must be one of the Cronies who had a small piece of share in this corrupted Backwards Racist BolehLand ~

Nuffnang