Yay! Bring on more elections!
Oi! Who put this photo here?
I just love government erect...I mean elections. General Elections, State Elections, By-Elections. Any elections that involve Barisan Nasional and any other of the other flers. Don't you? You should because during election time so many good things happen. Poor people get money. People get roads, community halls, schools. All sorts of good things. So what's not to like? Hai mai? Just in today's Star there are so many announcements of good things happening in Malaysia to Malaysians. And we all know that the Sarawak state elections are this weekend. And there's been strong rumours of a snap general election for BN to get a strong mandate from the Malaysian Rakyat.
In today's papers there are so many examples of why elections are good for the people of Malaysia. First the prime minister announces:-
Current forecast is that the capital market size will more than double to RM4.5 trillion by 2020, and with greater internationalisation, this figure could increase to as much as RM5.8 trillion over the same period - Najib Razak
Phwaaarrrrr!!! RM5.8 trillion. Fantastic. Right? But I'll bet none of you reading this know what the fuck that statement means to you.
On another page, Chua Soi Lek announces that the MCA has obtained a piece of land for SJKC La Salle Chinese School in Sri Petaling. Phwaaaerrrr!!! School with a missionary name. Chinese some more. That's not all. The MCA prez also announced that he had managed to obtain RM5million allocation from the ministry of education for the construction of the school. Yay!!! Bring on more elections I say!
And then ah...after more than a decade the Lutheran Church has managed to obtain a piece of land to build a CHURCH!!! And in Sri Hartamas somemore!!! No more shophouse worships for those flers d. And the letter of approval was presented by no less than the minister of ... (what is he minister of actually?) Raja Nong Chik. And not so long ago another minister was almost defending a bunch of flers for trying to burn down a church. See? Elections are good.
Every time there is an election the ruling government flers are all scared of losing so they come out and give Malaysians all sorts of goodies. "Vote for us and I will approve the check on Monday" kind of thing.
Actually ah...I think if we vote the current government out the one that comes in will know what to do, right? They will give us what we want and need. Or they will find themselves voted out. And the flers who were voted out will want back in so much that they will do all that we want so that we will vote them in again.
Sighhhhhhhh...what a system. But there is one thing wrong. We are all so predictable. They give us stuff during elections and so we are lulled into thinking, "Eh? Not bad what these flers." So we vote them in for another 5 years. They screw us another six ways from Sunday. Again. And then when the next time rolls along they give us stuff again and...I guess you get the drift la. I am thinking so do they. That's why we're in this shit-house.