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Saturday, April 09, 2011

Taking a holiday from ridiculousness

Away from the madness

Since the last update on March 23 I have received many queries as to why I have not said anything new despite the fact that so much has happened? Really? Has so much happened? To me it is just the same shit on a different day.

Sex videos? We've seen and heard it all before. It's him. No! It's not me. Call for a Royal Commission. Heard it all before? Sure you have. You even know how things are going to turn out too, I'm sure.

Suicides at the MACC building? It's happened before. Maybe it will happen again. God forbid. And what is there for me or anyone else to say anymore? How can it happen? Worse things have. The IGP says that the 2 deaths that occurred on MACC premises were 'different' and that people should not conclude that anything had gone wrong. Gone wrong???!!! Another man died for no good reason. I'd say that's something very wrong. Different???!!! Oh yes, I remember reading somewhere that the difference so often quoted by the police is that one went there as a witness and the other just went there to 'do something' voluntarily. The fact that they both died is irrelevant? Sorry la. Maybe it is some legalese that I don't understand. You faham ke?

And now we have Ibrahim Ali saying that husbands have 'urges' that have to satisfied by the wives the moment they (ths husbands) get home to prevent them from going to find satisfaction in other places.

I don't know la.  That's why I think I am going to take a few more days off from Niamah!!! I've got urges that I have to go find ways of getting some release. Maybe I shall go jerk off while dreaming of the day when the government of my country and elected parliamentarians stop taking me for a fucking idiot.


NIAMAH!!!

48 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cool down Pat, haha

Suet said...

Nice one. We've missed you!

Anonymous said...

Guys, remember the fact that people get turned off when what they see and hear are nothing else but the same olds same olds.
Don't worry! We understand that point lah! You see, last time it was a Chinese falling for nine storeys, whilst this time it's a Malay falling for two storeys. Last time we had a Malay-man-and-Malay-boy blue film, and now it's a Malay-man-and-Chinese woman one.
See, each time we make it different one so as to keep on arousing people's interest one.., so, don't worry lah Boss!

Anonymous said...

Well said, Patrick.

Anonymous said...

Most of us can't say shit and jerk off here anyway. Not that patrick is sexy but niamah is.

I think readers are so addicted to niamah they can't stop to get it like opium or corruption, as pringles say once you start you can't stop.

Uncle lim

Anonymous said...

Urges ah !? for jantan , 11 daytime n 9 nitetime ERECTIONS per day wo ???
wow wow wow wow WOW ...why i never experience b4 one since born !!!
shit ... why din i know dat biniku MUST stop doing anyting but come to satisfy my erections !!??
SHIT shit shit .....SIGHS !!
nia....h.

BehTaHan said...

This is Bolehland(aka Malaysia),so apa pun boleh laku!
But one fcuking thing they cannot do is achieving world class achievement(like world records,Nobel prize,world class university,etc)
And they nurtured idiots like Ibrahim Ali(and also that Bung Mokhtar)whose mind is full of sexual inclinations when mentioned about woman.
It is waste of public money to have such MP in the parliament!

Tiger said...

Take a break, Pat.
Everyone should.
In fact, all Malaysians should give BN a five year holiday.
Bought your book.
At a third of the price of the doc's book, you gave me 3 times better entertainment.

Anonymous said...

that freaking big mouth ketuanan shit has a good damn wife. he asked and she will just undress and get ready to be laid.

ibrahim, go get a slave.

沙爹老爹 said...

Ahhh Patrick, in that case just tell the top brass of this profligate govt...
"腦殘"的定義:-Your brain has two parts:the left and the right,Right?
But then again,your left brain has nothing right, and your right brain has nothing left.

currypuff said...

Whoever vote for BN is guity of complicity in the murder.They never learn their lessons simply because they are arrogant.After arrogating to themselves the people's money,they don't even bother to appease us,instead they pass statements thinking that we are bloody idiots to buy them.

currypuff said...

Whoever vote for BN is guity of complicity in the murder.They never learn their lessons simply because they are arrogant.After arrogating to themselves the people's money,they don't even bother to appease us,instead they pass statements thinking that we are bloody idiots to buy them.

Anonymous said...

yeah... vigil and at the same time why don't we hold a candle lit vigil...jerking off and at the same time shout slogans denouncing and cursing this goddamn bn gomen...fuck..I've had it up to my neck with this bn from hell!

Anonymous said...

Hi Patrick,

I know you're pissed, so is many of us too. Maybe I'll just follow your idea and go to some places where we need not have to hear all these ridiculous craps!
Our MPs looked damn stupid-ah!Buat malu aja!! the world is laughing at us.

Anonymous said...

no sex please. we're malay.

Anonymous said...

hello pat.? it is ok to lose your marbles !

Anonymous said...

Great to know you can still get it up!!! I suggest you continue to keep it up.

I foresee the day in the not too distant future when the government and elected parliamentarians no longer take you for a fucking idiot.

Anonymous said...

Brovo.... well said

Anonymous said...

Did the Perkasa failoh really said that? All I can say is he looks like one big bucket of night soil. He sure is trying his darnest to reinvent himself. What to say, still looks like same ole bucket, only this time it overflowed.

Anonymous said...

This ibrahim fella, if you tell him it's crap, he'll ask you whether it is black pepper or masak lemak.

Anonymous said...

Hi Patrick,

For a moment I thought you had been incarcerated in a secret place and brainwashed by certain groups of people to be a 1Malaysian. Luckily you are totally "un-brainwashable" so you were let off.

Anyways 1Malaysia will certainly be a dull place without the likes of Ibrahim "The 3 x Shit" Ali, half past six cum tiga suku ministers, MACC, PDRM, AG, Judiciary, JAKIM, JAIS, MUIS, etc, etc. With the above fellas around, there's so much more humour for us to laugh and jerk off to their stupidity.

Anonymous said...

Well done Pat! When times are bad and shitty keep up with your jokes - they are panadol for the fruscoes like me.

Anonymous said...

The most precious thing in life is LIFE itself and MACC,you take it away from others' so easily.Is it because we are easy targets? Is it because you have a big brother,Najib,behind you?

Is it?

We'll see.

shuk said...

Fat chance Pat,as long as the majority of Malaysian remains as idiot as they are now,our dream of seeing a change for the better will remains elusive for the corrupt present regime will corrupt their way into the corrupt idiot Malaysian.

Anonymous said...

Looks like there are people in the eyes of macc who love macc building more than their family members not to mention their wives and children and parents that they decided to die in macc. I beg your pardon mr macc, this is absurd and full of booull shiiit!

Anonymous said...

Can we assume those who r going to vote for i/ali again in the coming GE are more than naive and ignorant? It's a shame shame shame if he'd be elected to represent any rakyat at all!

Anonymous said...

u are one farking dude, that i ever respect, for your boldness and outspoken rant of reality happening in this bolehland!
respecta!!!!

Kana said...

Me too..going awayyyyyyyyyy

Anonymous said...

Aiya , dat son of Alibaba ...sighs !!

Anonymous said...

wah can come ah wanking to things like that?

BENatang10 said...

We got to blame our fathers and forefathers for voting these shittyhead BN monkeys of Parlimen!

Anonymous said...

Patrick

Someone told me you are still under 'NTV7 Orientation' program to exercise self-censorship in order to be further employed.

Shame on you if this is true.
Trading your mojo for the lousy job.

Wan Chee Hung said...

Man, Patrick, I like your style.....

Anonymous said...

That's why some has brains in their dickheads and dickshit in their heads.

Anonymous said...

You only find these ridiculus comment from our STUPID Malay politicians. They think we non-MALAYS are as stupid as them.
ALLAH please put some legitimate brains into their farking heads

Anonymous said...

Aiya.

everyone knows its show meant to confuse.

Before 2008, wheres ibrahim? where's perkasa?

After 2008, someone need some sub-contracting work done lor. so in come ibrahim.

coincidently, dont you think pemuda is deafeningly silent on lotsa issues?

Like perak masterpiece, every show has a purpose, an objective... i guess.

There you go. Great director/great actors. Welcome to the show.

Anonymous said...

Bolihland is bolihland - never fail to amaze me.only these sillies can happened in bolihland. worse is that we clowns vote these dummies in for our entertainment and they rip us off decades after decades. shame on us!

charlie oscar said...

The day when the government and elected parliamentarians stop taking you for a fucking idiot is the day you can close your blog for good.

That's why you are not supporting UBAH in the coming Sarawak election?

You need those BN flers (e.g. NTV7) to cari makan. Simple as that.

葉漢良 said...

Cuti cuti Malaysia?

Are you doing any publicity for Ng Yen Yen?

Anonymous said...

MACC prove one thing and 'dis-prove' another!
1. It prove that MACC should not be housed in a building more then the ground floor.
2. It 'dis-prove' that we are 'ONE MALAYSIA'....

nstman said...

God, I cant take the fucking shit any more. God help me.

Anonymous said...

Pat,
Good to be free of this issues , Have a good holiday where ever you are mate..
I just come back from kuching on business trip and the taxi driver (a Dayak) says they just distribute tilam, I wander do the need tilam before the election and also beers last few weeks. Uuumh!

What the cheap mentality!

Maybe Kuala Lumpur people need tilam also for the up coming election, or maybe a 650 ringgit in the saving account like previous Pm give free for a car subsidies, Which want you like Pat?

a tilam or a 650 ringgit. I need to take a holiday also mate

Anonymous said...

while on cuti-cuti, no harm promoting your restaurants to us so that when we go cuti we can patronise them.

give u benefits of doubts that u have crossed over to the realms of 'mediaprima' world hence the self-censorship.

next election coming soon so follow zorror's path in hilarious yet hard-hitting the 'niamah!' minds of yet to awake Msians !

Anonymous said...

It must be an excuse provided by the NTV7 public relations for you, right?

Anonymous said...

For niamah's sake, please dissociate yourself from NTV7!!!

Dahlia Dahpne said...

China 11th 5-Year Plan produced nearly 1 million millionaires irrespective of races and statuses:

http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNews/Asia/Story/STIStory_656237.html

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2011-04/13/content_12314429.htm

The nation progresses fast with only 30 years. There, Bullet-trains travelling, Shenzhou spacecrafts shooting up, space station-TianXong 1 will be blasted off in the second half of this year 2011 followed Shenzhou 8 experimenting of space docking system, building Commercial & Civil Aviation Planes are underway, home-grown AIDS vaccines were successfully tested in the first phase and heading for the 2nd phase, other vaccines, such as H1N1 Flu vaccine, are commercialized domestically and etc etc,,.

In our Bolehland, with 54 years of independence and over 11th NEP (i.e. 5-Year Plans), in fact over 15th NEP, produced only millionaires of their cohorts and cronies of BN/UMNO! The NEM is going to be the same, that is “OLD Wines Packed in New Bottles”. Malaysia was the top 2 after Japan in the Asian region! After 54 years, Malaysia is in the TOP-7 after Vietnam in the South-East Asian. Our Bolehland not even smell the farts of TOP-8 in the Asia…

What can we expect the BN/UMNO suckers to lead and govern? They only suck whatever they want for their own goods and advantages!

Anonymous said...

stay humorous then you can relieve the pressures intended to derail you .... u have the massive support why sikit tension saja u need cuti-cuti ? It's Kee Huat Fantastic Facts that you are a tough as you look on Thelogy cover.
Cheers bros !

Anonymous said...

If you value your life don't ever get invitation to the MACC batter you pack a parachute or buy AIA insurance they cover for accidental mati.

Nuffnang