It is not their fault. The American experts dah confirm da. After all, they made Avatar so they must know kan? Tun pun da cakap dulu.
Datuk T: So okay. You are very sure that the video is genuine kan?
American Expert: Yes, we have done our extensive investigations and all sorts of tests and we can safely say that the video is genuine and it has not been tampered in any way. Or has any computer generated images added or enhancements done to it. Although I would suggest you use a better quality video cam the next time you want to make a porn movie.
Datuk T: So the fler in the video is Anwar Ibrahim?
American Expert: Who? What are you talking about?
Datuk T: The fler who fucked the prostitute in the video tu. He is Anwar Ibrahim kan?
American Expert: We don't know who the fuck this Ann Woa is and we don't fucking care. Just hand over the money. We got appointments with the guys from Sudan next. Ok? Thank you.
Datuk T: Ni okay juga bro. Suruh Star menulis headline macam ni, "It is Anwar". Ha! Semua pakcik, makcik kampung mesti percahaya dan kita akan menang! Kao tim! Phwaaar! Besssss ni bro. Jom gi shopping dulu.
American Expert: Errr...I think you forgot one little detail?
Datuk T: Apa tu? What is that?
American Expert: (rubbing thumb and fingers together...)
Datuk T: Oh! Sorry ah. Oi! Thamby mana Australian briefcase Taib tu? Bagi la dia.
American Expert: Thank you. Now fuck off. And close the door behind you. Please.