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Sunday, July 17, 2011

Najib and the Queen of England

Najib and the Queen
Caption contest



And the winner is...................
 
SC ng 

Najib: *choke choke* Why your majesty, that's a simply stunning dress *choke choke*

HM the Queen: Why thank you, it's "clean" *wink*

Congratulations, SC. I have left a comment with details on your blog. 

To all the visitors who participated in the contest, thank you for your kid support of
 
NIAMAH!!!

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Cade Mercury said...

Queen E: Just to let you know, we've decided to make Yellow the official colour to welcome any dignitaries from Malaysia. I believe it's the royal colour there as well, am I right?
Najib: Er...yes, your Majesty. Jolly well, your Majesty. Good choice, your Majesty. I love it, your Majesty...

A5 said...

QE: you like my dress today
Jibby: oh yes, looks absolutely gorgeous your majesty, Yellow is the favored colour of our royalty too.

A 5

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Donplaypuks® said...

Najib: Excuse me Ma'am! But didn't Wisma Putra inform you that WE frown terribly upon yellow today? WE are not amused!

Queen E: Er, Jibby, didn't Buckingham Palace inform you to try not to come? WE are in the midst of our annual palace clean up, Bersih you call it?

dpp
we are all of 1 Race, the Human Race

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Blair said...

Queen E: I choose my wardrobe very carefully, Mr. Najib.

Najib: Indeed, Your Majesty… our royalty appreciates your support.

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Hdaran said...

Najib: Owh!! Your majesty, your outfit colour is blinding me and my ego!!!

Queen: Not as much as your bald head is blinding me and yes, the colour was intentional!

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wooncc said...

Najib: yellow?
Queen: cleaning day

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pilocarpine said...

Queen E: Do I look stunning in Yellow?

Najip: Niamah!(whisper)

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SC NG said...

Najib: *choke choke* Why your majesty, that's a simply stunning dress *choke choke*

HM the Queen: Why thank you, it's "clean" *wink*

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lana backwards said...

Queen: My dear sir, you are crushing my hand! Kindly loosen your grip.
Najib: I'm sorry, I saw yellow when I saw your dress.

gungadin said...

Najib: Ma'am why are you wearing yellow?

HRH QE2: I wanted to wear my Mongolian outfit but was advised against it.

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Niuku said...

Najib: Niamah..Of all the colours, you are bloody wearing yellow ! What are you up to ? Madam !
Queen E: It is a fashion statement ! I am an avid Bersih follower, young man.

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Unknown said...

Najib: Your Majesty, Malaysian have tears in their eyes....

Her Majesty, the Queen: As we have seen, Mr NAJIB. You do understand the significance of yellow roses? Kindly close the door on your way out.

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loveMyKris said...

Queen E: bersih..bersih..bersih
Najib: your majesty, its not my fault. blame it on the fat witch behind me.

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SK Au Yong said...

Najib: Your highness, I will have you known that if you are in Malaysia I will have you arrested and charged with intention to partake in an illegal rally as you are wearing a yellow dress, no matter if it is CLEAN or not,in front of me
QE: ahhh Jibby! and I will have you arrested and charged with intention to rape as you have a tool to commit the crime, no matter if it WORKS or not..... and it is pointing at me

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Srikanth Siva said...

Najib: How much is this ring?
Queen: Something only a queen can afford, $23.9 million.

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Sklau said...

Queen: Why are you afraid of yellow?

Najib: Cuz..I'm yellow !

Khun Pana aka johanssm said...

Q.E. - Welcome Mr. Najis , how about some tea?

NTR - My name is Najib and make it quick. I had made bonking arrangement with Shilpa Lee in Manchester.

Chak said...

Queen E : Why are you looking down at my carpet?

Najib : Cause your dress is so "clean"!

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Joel Yap said...

Najib: Why, that's a very nice dress!
Queen E: Well, I don't have a very nice necklace.

SSrahman said...

Q: Your dad is the Father of may13?

N:No im not the father of Atantuya's baby !

SetiaSelalu said...

Najib: Yellow is all over your palace Your Majesty ?
Queen: Yes indeed.Yellow flowers, My Scots guard band is playing 'Yellow mellow' the Bersih protesters outside is chanting ' Yellow Submarine' and we are serving curry & yellow pilau rice to a classical quartet playing coldplay 'Yellow' and finally we have Yellow banana cake for tea time.

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亿伟 eewei said...

Najib : Good morning your highn... WHAT THE...!!

Queen E : That's right you son of a bxxxx... I'm with Bersih!

William Wang said...

Q: Come..come .. boy..Stop shaking.
N: Sorry, Ma'am.. it is just the yellow.

Budak Sepet said...

Queen E: Hello there Najib. What brings you to the palace this fine morning?

Najib: *Grabs QE's hand* We're here to arrest you under the Internal Security Act... Right this way ma'am...

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bl said...

Queen E:"Jibby,i am wearing yellow & clean,you better go back & clean yourself for the sake of your people..and i may confer you a OBE(One Bersih England)"

Najib: " Yes Your Majesty,Yes,Yes...i need to jump to River Thames to clean myself . "

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yeekai5 said...

Najis: yer-llow ur highness...u got no BALLS, but u got gut!
Queen E: korek!korek!korek! my yellow cloth is BERSIH and my girl RoSimah is still boo-ti-foll

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Derek Lee said...

Najib: You too! I tear-gas you then you know!
QE2: Philip is inert and I'm a masochist; hurry-lah!

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zogsias said...

najib:Your highness, you hate people wear yellow attire you know.

QE: Sorry boy. Not today. i wear yellow bra and underwear too.

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zogsias said...

QE: I heard yellow color is troubling you. So paranoid my boy.

Najib:Tahu sudah la.why wear yellowtoday?not feel to kiss u now.

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Abby said...

Queen E: yes, come to yellow mamah..
Najib: Niamah!

Independent Corporation Yoong Kuan said...

Najib : I "like" Highness's yellow colour dress.
Queen : It is? I hope I won't get wet.

(If I win...sent notification to my email, gykjapan@yahoo.com)

ahsiang said...

Queen: so how now?
Najib: no no, yellow is okay. Just clean is not okay.

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Greg Lopez said...

Queen: We left you a peaceful and rich country with good institutions.
Najib: True. We in UMNO are not as sophisticated as you. We do not know how to plunder the country as well as you. After all, we've been at this for only the past 40 years or so.

Greg Lopez said...

Najib: You look radiant in yellow, Your Majesty.
Queen: Mr, Prime Minister. Aristotle said "The most perfect political community is one in which the middle class is in control, and outnumbers both of the other classes." It would be in your interest to heed their call.

Greg Lopez said...

Najib: Yellow is the colour of sunshine.
Queen: And sunshine is the best disinfectant.

A Bookaholic said...

Queen E: It's a yellow theme in Buckingham Palace today. Why aren't you in yellow?
Najib: (....*#.??!*#)

(resubmitting for 'Anonymous')

nanda666 said...

Najib: What a lovely dress.

QE2: Yes, I hear the colour is all the RAGE in Malaysia now.

Saw the above on a website!!! Cute!!

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Benny said...

Najib : You look gorgeous in yellow today, your Majesty! *feeling slightly embarassed*

Queen : Why thank you Najib! I'm glad you appreciate my sense of humour. You're not going to have me arrested now are you? And stop eyeing on my ring, I've been saving since young to get it! *snigger*

Jess said...

Queen E : Hello Najib, are you going to arrest me?

Najib : Your Majesty, I wish you hadn't wear yellow today. Now thanks to you, the whole world is laughing at me.

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telur dua said...

Najib : Wow! that's a very nice orange dress, Your Majesty.

Queen : Blimey! You are indeed what you preach ~ 1Malaysia. You are colour blind.

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James said...

Najib : "Your HIGHness, I'm Najib from Malaysia. What smooth hands you got there. Any submarine deal we can do together my lord?"

Queen : Your DOWNness, I'm Queen of England NOT France. By the way, i know all about you already. I follow NIAMAH blogger teoh (too).

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AC said...

Najib: Your majesty, your clean (bersih) dress is so attractive.
Queen: My dress is not green, it is yellow. Want to arrest me?

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KoSong Cafe said...

Queen E: Welcome, welcome my dears. How may I help you?

Najib: Thank you Your Majesty, for granting us an audience. My wife insisted on seeing you because she is feeling regal these days with a ring fit for a queen.

Mark said...

Najib : Your highness, Wearing Yellow will get an automatic appointment with the police in Malaysia.

Queen E: Oh my goodness, I have not been properly advised ! I was only told it would be in bad taste to wear Orange(Hindraf) and Black(Altantuya). Guess my adviser have not caught up with the latest banned colour in Malaysia. Eventually everyone you meet out will be out of colours to wear at the rate your country is banning the various colours !

Mark said...

Najib : Your highness, Wearing Yellow will get an automatic appointment with the police in Malaysia.

Queen E: Oh my goodness, I have not been properly advised ! I was only told it would be in bad taste to wear Orange(Hindraf) and Black(Altantuya). Guess my adviser have not caught up with the latest banned colour in Malaysia. Eventually everyone you meet out will be out of colours to wear at the rate your country is banning the various colours !

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betty teh said...

Najib: Your majesty HRH nice to meet you.
Queen: Just call me BANANA REPLUBIC!

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putojin said...

Queen E: Feeling surprised to see this yellow outfit, Mr PM Najib?
Najib: Nah...I had seen lots more over the weekend, Your Majesty.

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august said...

Najib : Ma'am, you are blooming in yellow!
Queen E : My, my you look yellow too even tho you are not wearing the colour!

Caker said...

Queen E: I dare you to arrest me.
Najib: Niamah...

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mcheo said...

Queen E: Najib, how is your trip to England so far?

Najib: I wanna go home ...

mama4faizalia said...

QE: padan muka ko...! kaler pun nak kecoh ke...? ngeh..ngeh...ngehhh...

Najib: aisehhhh......kuning plak laaaa...mau demam aku jap lagi ni....!

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mcheo said...

Queen E: Najib ... why do you avoid looking at me directly?"

Najib: Oh my Queen, you scare the yellow shit out of me.

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Jimmy Liew said...

Queen E: It is customary to make eye contact when shaking hands.
Najib: Eh...Your dress too "bersih" for me.

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Patrick Wee said...

HRH QE2 : Why won't you look me in the eye ?

Najib : I am trying to see if my wife's ring is bigger than yours.

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wingman said...

najib; Yellow dress eh?
Queen; Piss off and get the f*%k out om my country if you don'e like the color....

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yclee said...

Najib: (feebly) I had NO idea, your Royal Highness....

Queen: Oh really, Prime Minister Nay-jeeb... It's just as well that my rally t-shirt is out to wash today. Or else this would look even better in the newspapers, wouldn't you say?

KL girl now in Ipoh said...

Najib: Your Highness, did your advisers not inform you that yellow is a sensitive issue for me right now?

Queen: Of course they did, Jibs. I am not clueless like you!

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kschen said...

Najib:- Please,please,please,could you bestow me the Sir title? It will boost my ego further.
QE :- Over my dead body.You got so many scandals;mistreated the bersih2 rally,C4 someone,took over Perak and etc,etc,etc.One must be free of scandal to be a Sir.

KL girl now in Ipoh said...

Najib: Your Highness, your yellow dress is diplomatically incorrect today.

Queen: In fact Jibs, I did tell my advisers that I would be mindful of your feelings about yellow. But I seem to have caught your syndrome of "not meaning what I say" - nasty contagious bug!

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Teng-Yong said...

Najib: Your majesty, I am a little allergy to Yellow.

Queen:Sorry, I am fan of spongebob Squarepant, really didn't know it bother you.

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Endo-Ryu said...

QE: So the women behind u, that your wife...?
Najib: Yes...
QE: My sympathies, U poor poor man. Here shake my hand. Say, would she like some flowers?

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StephenC said...

Najib: Your Majesty.
Queen: Hurts doesn't it when it's up your arse!

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koRnholio said...

Najib: Nice Dress, your excellency

Queen E: Yes little one, its made from Malaysia. and why is your palm so sweaty?!

qyxer said...

Najib: lovely hand ur majesty. i hope u r not wearing yellow knickers. it turns me on & i'll suck ur toes.

Queen E: SAY IT LOUD "NIAMAH" K@ H@I

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Shai Samsuri said...

Najib: (oohh...shit, shit, shit, shit....)Your Majesty...
Queen: (what is he mumbling...and who picked this dress anyway)Would you like a cup of tea??

Peter Y said...

N:Ma'am, I hope you are unaware of the irony in your choice of color for your dress!

QE: I'm fully aware, my dear fellow and won't you join me for a spot of tea & scones??

Chiang CS said...

Najib: Your Majesty, lu okay anot? Wearing yellow in front of me! Headache lar wehhh...aiyoyoyo!

Queen E: I'm extremely okay! I love yellow, your people love yellow! I know u r having headache now coz you bow to me when shaking hands! GOTCHA!

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yih sheng said...

Najib: Your Majesty, you look bright and beautiful
Queen: Terima Bersih! Terima kersih!

小原 said...

N:(In his heart) How dare you wear yellow, old #$%^$%

Q: I know what you're thinking. Don't misunderstand. Yellow is my favourite color, I wore it on William's wedding too. Jangan perasan.

N:(In his heart)#^%^^&&*(*

KEVIN MEETS THE STARS said...

Najib: You never looked so errr...yellow before, Your Highness...who designed your dress?

Queen: The lovely people from your country sent the design and exact colour scheme. They are SO gracious! Bless them all!

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