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Monday, August 15, 2011

Conspiracy Theory 101



Hiyah! Mo mun tai! MCA will kao tim for you.


The Chinese flers in Petaling Street are pissed!  The government recently announced that they were going to acquire properties in the area for the MRT project.  In fact, they have already served compulsory acquisition notices on 34 shops. Wah! How can? Destroying our heritage! Breaking our rice bowls! Phwaaar! A lot of unhappiness down there in Chee Chong Kai man!  And who can blame them. Some of those flers have been doing business there for decades and like it or not the whole area is like a big tourist draw which Ng Yen Yen has used on her numerous promotions trips around the world especially now to one of Malaysia's biggest tourism markets, China. And if business in Chinatown is adversely affected where are all the Bangladeshi's, Nepalese, Pakistani's, Africans going to find work? So the traders and owners in Chinatown are up in arms. The PR flers are also there to support and call on the government to re-draw the MRT lines so that Kuala Lumpur's cultural map is not affected.
 
But just the other evening a friend told me, "Hiyah! No need to shout so much la. It's just a show only. It's part of Umno/BN strategy to regain some Chinese votes ma."  Huh? How? Simple what. You just wait a few weeks and see.  This is how it will happen.


The Chinese flers in Petaling Street will continue to get pissed about things. The PR flers will make more statements condemning the Umno/BN government for not being sensitive to this, that and the other. And then............


Chua Soi Lek and the "knights" of the MCA will ride in and announce that they have petitioned the government, on behalf of the Chinese community, to re-think the MRT and Chinatown acquisition plans. Then, Najib or Nazri or one of those flers who happens to be not on holiday at the time, will say OK! Then CSL will tell the Petaling St. flers, "See? Only MCA can give Chinese flers good representation in Parliament ma. So vote for us lor. By the way, can give more discount on that gold Lolex ah?"


That's the latest conspiracy theory in Malaysian politics. Can one ah? What you think?

Niamah!!!



64 comments:

Amir Hamzah said...

You have cemented me as your fan sir. BUWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!! (nasib baik tak batal puasa!) Niamah!

Siva said...

You should make this story into a stage show...sure FULL HOUSE

Cherasman said...

They r experts in this tactic called "pull cat tail".. proven with lots of successes.

ro said...

hahaha....Msia Boleh!

See Fatt Loong said...

Mahathir the Mamak taught Umno to be Claire Voh and Kah Ning when it comes to stealing money and getting votes. But without a single grain of wisdom, brains will end up in the drain.

卖博士 字:孔明 said...

hahahah.... good!
i borrow your article to my blog, but i am clever like the officer in Be End gov using google to translate ur article into chinese. can?

卖博士 字:孔明 said...

btw: this is the link:
http://mygodmalaysia.blogspot.com/2011/08/niamah.html

Anonymous said...

If this tactic is successful, you will see the same thing happening in Kampung Melayu?

Idiot said...

Another regular tactic of BN.

Stab you on the back and give you medical aid.

Put your house on fire and put out the fire for you.

We are so stupid to thank the problem solver until forget about the problem creator.

al83 said...

No shit, some good directorial skills there for scripwriting Patrick. If only everyone can see this being made into movie then they can't bullshit the public anymore.

Anonymous said...

Haiyah ! Pecah tembelang !

That's why we always say, can't teach old dogs new tricks ! Re-cycling the same old tactics ! Tak boleh pakai anymore !

Kasihan CSL dan rakan-rakan ! Have to beg for votes !

Silo said...

Why not pat?
It's highly plausible~!!!
Boleh Land what...
Buat that just show how desperate Malu Cina Association need Chinese votes!

Anonymous said...

well...porn star king needs all the positive reinforcements he can get and so does umno/bn....let's hope this piece of news is accurate...wud hate to see such Chinatown go the way of the dinosaur as its a piece of the country's culture.....i'll add further that this wish has nothing to do with race, religion or creed....where other govts in the world are scrambling to preserve heritages, ours are hell bent on destroying it...sad as hell really

oh btw, i dun think the chinapeks are that silly/stoopid to fall for the mca-knight-in-shining-armour deception...not anymore :)

Anonymous said...

Patrick,

Your friend is absolutely correct. This whole Chinatown issue is just an orchestrated show between UMNO, MCA and Prasarana which is supposed to end with MCA as the knights in shining armour coming to the rescue of the aggrieved traders. And to top off the show, Najib will do another of his infamous walkabouts in Chinatown to wallow in the praises heaped by the traders for being a caring (ptui!!) leader for all Malaysians (niamah!) in stepping in to "save" Chinatown (double niamah!!)

Anonymous said...

I happen to think this theory is true. Wait next week, then we see.

Putra Jaya said...

SO THEY RELEASED THE PSM 6 BECOZ THE MIC REQUESTED THE GOVT. TO RELEASE THEM, THE DAY BEFORE?

Anonymous said...

Tan Sri Tony is buying QPR (EPL football club) and renaming it PPR - Perkasa Pocot Rangers in honor of Ibrahim Ali.

Anonymous said...

Dear Patrick, regarding this plot,you should have come out with a script for an act to play on the 'ge tai' during this ghost festival. I bet it would be an instant hit or go viral on you tube. To all readers, remember; when the good news comes,you got the news here on niamah first!!!!!!

puchongnck

Anonymous said...

Jangan main-main. Ini-lah BN dan MCA yang boleh kow tim.

But then we should just kick them out completely in the next GE.

Niamah lanciao!

Anonymous said...

Pat...ooi,
Jalan Sultan or Jalan Petaling oso cannot tell...ah?
Jalan Petaling must be your new conpiracy theory...ah?
Nia...mah!

Anonymous said...

closed petaling street..? like these how to buy porn dvd or get cheap relive? who did you say going to help ..???? Porn star from chinese...who..??? ..MCA who...???

ok..ok..IC...i know ..i know...like this got hope lah....phew ..sweat ..#$%@!

power to mca.!

Anonymous said...

Is this MRT project involve our Transport Minister? Is our Transport Minister coming from MCA? Is our Transport Minister aware of this plan before noticed is issued out? If this end up happen to be a show, then this director has to send to tembak already.

How to represent Chinese when they don't even know what's happening at the planning stage and have to learn in from news paper?

If they knew it before hand, why have to wait until notice is served before taking action?

ahsiang said...

This one same like Ling's case la, all just to make a good show by BN.

Anonymous said...

'surat khabar lama' ..lah . this is the favourite use by the robber from kerala.

Bangali singh said...

Malaysia Boleh! Apanama pun Boleh!Najis Boleh! CSL Boleh! Nazri(Thw Botak)Boleh! Ibrahim(The Katak)Boleh!Hisapmoodin Boleh!Rais(Anak Yatim)Boleh!Ng YY Boleh!Liow(The Hospital man)Boleh!
Tapi BERSIH tak boleh! Rakyat tak boleh!
Tiu Niasingh!

Anonymous said...

most definitely, this is what we chinese say, literally translate, "God is them, ghost also them". its like creating a virus and providing a vaccine for it. niamah!

Anonymous said...

Who is goinf to sign the petition for Bangladeshi's, Nepalese, Pakistani's, Africans ?

Uncle Lim

Tiger said...

Dey, aiyo!
In the first place, BN should not be fucking up the country, should they?

Anonymous said...

is the perkasar guy some minister consider him as a clown.?

funny chap. !always issuing brainless ultimum like ..kalau....tak dengar .. kami akan lakukan se suatu threat or craps. ..!

Anonymous said...

Patrick,

Did you read about news of the illegal immigrants are made to pledge to vote for BN/UMNO during the "bleaching" process? I'm like what the f***...

Anonymous said...

All along, when they first announced this, i was told by a senior MCA guy that this is one way to pull back the chinese into MCA. Fuck u, MCA!

Anonymous said...

aiyoh -its political opera showtime. cHUA of MCA will see PM N KOW TIM all settled< SO MCA can win some votes lah so simple, why destroy a nation history- chinatown is part of malaysia history.

Eugene Yap said...

Aiyah it happens all the time. Lots of times the gomen will make an unpopular decision and not long after that, the decision is reversed. Then the gomen will say, "We are concerned about the rakyat that is why we have decided not to implement this and not to implement that".

I have had enough of this bullshit from Barisan Nasional.

Anonymous said...

mca youth boss has 'begged' the minister in-charge to allow 2 (two)
twin sisters who scored max of 5 (five) AAAAA in stpm to study medicine in MU ....@#$%^&* !

ONLY mca flers can help lah so...so...so... come GE13 'lu tolong saya aku tolong u lah .'

Anonymous said...

Hold it!!! Not so fast!

If I were them, I will give it a shot and try to get the prime Chinatown land for a song. After all, Prasana gets the MTR contract for that much.

Do you think the vampires in UMNO give a hoot about MCA. MCA is total write-off, no point even throwing a bone to them because people are not going to vote MCA.

The whole plan is ... let's make money while the sunshine. They have openly robbed the country blind, so this is just another daylight robbery of the Chinatown land.

It is that simple. No need to think of political conspiracy.

Anonymous said...

How come this porn star can still go around yakking?

Some more caught on video watching porn while fcuking!

Isn't watching porn illegal in 1Malaysia?

Allen Leigh said...

Hi Patrick,

Looks like the conspiracy theory is coming true: http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/soi-lek-to-set-up-spad-meeting-for-chinatown-traders/

Chua is trying to work his magic again.

P.S: I enjoy your blog and read it all the time.

Cheers,
Allen

johnnie lim said...

Patrick,
wa your friend guess correctly, today's sun daily put it that porn star president to intervene. really good acting. deserve an oscar la. maybe you should give him one of your niama award.LOL

KY said...

hahaha yah, same old plot, different day

Anonymous said...

aiyoh -yo
now mess with the choi cheung kai people, you better well prepared for the next general election.haha.

as our chinese heritage where we go yum char, siew mai, kai fan, you ass umno and cronie better off go forpost office area menara dayabumi, why go for china town? any one???? maybe strategic mah!!!

-niamah

Audrey said...

Pretty sad when I heard the news.. If what you said is true that our govn will retrieve their decision on tearing down the Petaling Street building, then this is pretty disappointed for political motive..

Anonymous said...

Sure sign of GE coming. All u china barggers, scare or not. Dare to actsy some more! Ramps all ur properties! Get the message or not!

Anonymous said...

dr.mamak open mouth kena fuck again...2 wrong make 1 right !

zingliciouslous

Anonymous said...

KOREK KOREK KOREK!!!

Jason said...

'they are concerned' Eugene? They must be concerned about people!!!! I'm afraid!

Anonymous said...

Hi Pat.how about posting a pic.of the mamak medicine man from kerela ?.....so we can all start to fuck him all over again.here in your blog.!!!! if cannot ..the clown aslo can...


ah kow

Alphard Liow said...

MCA creates problem and solve it to show its relevancy.

Anonymous said...

Smelly NIAMAH strategy !!!

Bogey said...

Chinatown got chinese ppl nowadays meh? I went there recently on one of the national holidays and got a shock to see a huge crowd of Nepalese and Parki looking ppl walking around.... fcuk.... I felt like a foreigner in my own turf.
NIAMAH!!!
It makes no difference if we lose Chinatown,to me it lost it's identity some time ago ... double NIAMAH!!!!

Anonymous said...

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Charlie Oscar said...

Patrick,
Anon 12.24pm.
Ah...nonon, why like that one???
You DAP Supporter...ah???
Why so...ooo Racist???
Niamah...ke...........!!!

Anonymous said...

Patrick T!

What a comedy plot but true to the T! What the crap we Chinese still have a politician cum porn star trying to appear like a white knight in shining armour... Ptuii!! We don't need anymore crap or wayang kulit.. Just get all these bloody suckers out in the next GE. enough shit selling the Rakyat and country out!! We want to redeem our country back and put it back on track!! PKMak CSL and gang!!

Babe

Anonymous said...

Patrick T!

What a comedy plot but true to the T! What the crap we Chinese still have a politician cum porn star trying to appear like a white knight in shining armour... Ptuii!! We don't need anymore crap or wayang kulit.. Just get all these bloody suckers out in the next GE. enough shit selling the Rakyat and country out!! We want to redeem our country back and put it back on track!! PKMak CSL and gang!!

Babe

Anonymous said...

The conspiracy theory is now proven to be a fact already! You are very observant!

Anonymous said...

FINALLY, csl said : mca has solved the plight of those 31 old shop owners ! HURRAY... only mca can help the chinese SO come GE13, u know wat to do la : u help us & we help u la OK ??!!

AL83 said...

Patrick, you are right la !!! http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2011/8/23/nation/20110823172036&sec=nation

Eugene Yap said...

Yup yup yup... the result is excatly as expected. NIAMAH MCA !!!

jude said...

this is so out of the world that it can only be true! malaysia - where "semua" pun boleh.

Anonymous said...

Aiyoh, maybe our Porn Minister has a done deal with the owners to have a franchise Kai Tau from Batu Pahat right in the middle of Chinatown

Pinokio said...

When we were young, our parents taught us that we must always tell the truth because there is only one truth. But if you tell a lie, you will then need to tell two lies to cover that lie. Next, you will need to tell four lies to cover that two lies.

Examples abounds. DUMC raid, Tung Shin fiasco, electoral reforms, C4ed Mongolian lady, Lynas etc. the list goes on. Each time another layer of lies is added, the liars dig a deeper hole for themselves.

This Jln. Sultan acquisition is another in a long line of lies. Why can’t SPAD just tell the truth? Defend your decision if you are right. If you cannot defend your decision then you are obviously wrong so put your tail between your legs, apologise and get lost.

And CSL please do not try to be a hero here after your hotel scandal.

Anonymous said...

wait a minute . sai-hapis said ..not so fast . gomen want to take back can also or gomen where got said gurrantee one...

wah lan..this CSL Movie very hard to understand man...

NIAMAH .+ hai.

Anonymous said...

Soi Lek, politicians like you are the culprits who have allowed for the very fabric of what you see in the Malaysian politics today.

Don’t you rascals know that all form of extremism along the lines of race and religion that you see today are your own doing? If the Non Malays had all along been diligent in their check and balance with honesty and integrity for a clean and transparent rule, placing the interest of the citizenry instead of self interest, the coalition’s bigger partner, UMNO would not have overpowered you rascals. If you know that what Bersih2.0 did was correct, you rascals must be the first to standby Bersih2.0 and voice firmly for electoral reforms but instead because of craze for power you choose to ignore which is tantamount to selling your own stock. Don’t try to fool the people anymore and if you dare want to save your race, quit now as they will be better off without corrupt politicians like you. Be a dare devil to leave the coalition if you ever want to correct the wrong all these while!

Anonymous said...

Hi Pat . How about highliting some 'dplomatic immunity ' issue here . so we can fuck people from other country for a change !!!!

you know ,,everyday fuck mamak kutty ,cina babi ,keling kui and bangsa rasuah melayu ..

Fedup lah...

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