Itu boo toot, boo toot bukan gua punya pasal. Guarantee punya!
This story from The Malaysian Insider is so funny it doesn't need to have any input from me la to bring on the laughs. I have cut and pasted some of the lines from the article. You make up your own mind as to when and at which part you want to laugh the loudest. Here you are...
Faced with increasing public pressure Datuk Seri Shahrizat Jalil said today she will address the National Feedlot Centre NFC controversy during Umno’s general assembly this week even though it has "nothing to do with me "
(Okay la, in case you've been sleeping the past couple of months, the National Feedlot Centre is managed by her husband and family)
"I am being patient as a woman I have to be calm... they (PR) are doing this because they are afraid of Wanita Umno’s strength"
The good old doc is at it again. Confusing the shit out of everyone. His latest pontifications reported by The Malaysian Insider today...
"Too much freedom will destroy society"
"Dr Mahathir said in Malaysia there were increasing calls for “freedom of sex” citing this as a kind of “abuse of freedom” which could destroy society..."
(Got meh? Have you heard any recent calls for freedom of sex? What is freedom of sex. Do you know?)
"Society becomes primitive backwards if there is too much freedom A good amount is good but too much freedom no"
"I think this government is listening to the people very quickly, in my time I don’t respond at all. You can interpret it as giving in or you can interpret it as being sensitive ”
Hiyoh! Tak bolih tahan already la. If laugh some more sure burst a gut la. Happy Monday, fellow-Malaysians.