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Wednesday, December 21, 2011





(Niamah!!! will be in hibernation until 2012. Well, unless something really Niamah!!! happens along.)


Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas to all!

My public service message for all Chinese:

Sumi said...

This Awang Adek is creating a niamah issueo to rival NFC fiasco before we could celebrate Christmas!

Anonymous said...

We will get a niamah moment on 23 December when Khir Toyol is set free by the Umno's kangaroo court!

Anonymous said...

Thank U 4 the wonderful year in Niamah :) Read U again in 2012. Cheers,

Anonymous said...

merry christmas and happy new year.

Tiger said...

I WISH ALL MALAYSIANS of ALL FAITHS and CREEDS, A HAPPY NEW YEAR and hopefully 2012 sees a better improved Malaysia for all of us!

Anonymous said...

ah yoh..teruk until cannot somemore teruk..

no.1 : money can put in gove.servant a/c

no.2 : Gov.servant become whoship idol.

no.3 : Mamak kutty lying no more meaning more cure..

no.4 . 500 million man aslo can give talk.

eh..pat..when are you going to sell your backside ..better make money and go a different country ...burn in hell ..later talk..

van Persie said...

Are you making cameo appearance in namewee's 2nd movie (Hantu Gangster) now in production at Klang ?

patrickteoh said...

No van persie. I wasn't asked. I guess there is no role that fits me in the story.

Anonymous said...


"unless something really niamah happens along".


Anonymous said...


Khir Toyol got 12-month jail term.

Extra joy for us as we celebrate Christmas.

Peace on earth.

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas, Pat and your family. May the good Lord keep you safe and in good health.

Anonymous said...

eh ..hello.4.08.? The Toyo fellow get stay of execution pending appeal..

I would not believe in minute he will do time in jail..

Anonymous said...

You are a nice guy, that is why you succeed with most of the things you do.

Merry Xmas for all.

Anonymous said...

Fuck mamak kutty on Christmas day ! phew that feel right !

monsterball said...

Merry X'mas and a prosperous New Year to Patrick and family.
It's another year for our long long friendship.
Seldom meet..but never forgotten.

Mr Radio said...

yesterday i did housekeeping and dicovered a cassette tape which i recorded the radio program Kee Huat Fantastic Facts hosted by you in late 70s!. This should be a tresure although some static noises here n there (no stereo then). Definitely a tresure becaose it's THE VOICE od Msia. I try to digitalise it in mp3 format and may be put it up in ebay. I think definitely a gem better than Jazz Cafe. what say you ?
Merry Christmas to you and family.

Abel said...

We are getting impatient with the government's alleged "persecution" of Christians.

We must practise tolerance, understanding and be forgiving to those who hurt us: that is the message of Christmas, just as the Infant Jesus was born to redeem us. Whatever it is, we shall still stand for our rights and vote for a CHANGE when the time comes. God be we us all.

Wishing one and all a Blessed & Holy Christmas.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps Mr Radio can upload it for all to listen to the voice of Malaysia in his heyday at Kee Huat?

Abah said...


*A Father’s letter to his beloved son working in UK on what is Halal and Haram.* An interesting scenario for Malaysia *

Dear Son,

I am glad you have finally decided on a career change. A chef is certainly a better profession than the one now. No doubt a security guard ‘ s pay may be good..well, that is equivalent to RM50 an hour which is what most people earn in a day in Malaysia …..but that would be more or less what will you earn for the rest of your life unless you make supervisor or something like that.

Sure, you can bring in more than RM10,000 a month, but don’ t you find after more than four years that that job has become rather stale? After all, we did not send you to the UK just to work. We wanted you to obtain an education as well. At least in the event you wish to come back to Malaysia you would be armed with a piece of paper that could help get you settled down quite comfortably. Some chefs in Malaysia earn more money than the F&B manager, so you are certainly on the right track here.

Okay, now to your question of pork. Of course you are going to face the dilemma of having to cook pork, especially in the UK . I really don’ t know what to advise you though. Muslims are of course forbidden from eating pork. But you are only forbidden from eating it. I do not know if this means you cannot cook it or serve it as well.

As you suggested, you can always wear gloves and not come into direct contact with the meat. And if you accidentally come into contact with the meat you can always samak (clean) yourself.

Alright, on the issue of samak that you raised, I suggest you ask the Imam or one of the more knowledgeable chaps at the Islam Centre in Manchester . No doubt, samak in the traditional or ‘ old ‘ sense means cleaning with sand. You see, sand has a purifying affect and that is why water filters use sand to clean dirty water. But today there are many other and modern cleansing agents that do the job better. Take Vim as one example. It is very coarse, like sand, and it can clean even black pots, pans and kettles and they become like new again. Can cleaning with Vim be regarded as samak or must you actually use real sand? I am sure Manchester ‘s Islam Centre can shed some light on this matter.

Nevertheless, if you are careful and not too clumsy, you can actually cook pork without touching it. I am not sure about the fumes though and whether this will stick to your clothes and body. But let us assume you do not come into any contact whatsoever with the meat, then I suspect there is no harm in you cooking it. As I said, you just can’t eat it, that ‘s all.

I mean, even in Saudi Arabia they sell Hush Puppies and these are made from pigskin. But the skin is cleaned when it is processed into leather, so it is considered already samak and therefore is regarded as clean.

.... to be continued..

Abah said...

... continued ..

Now, liquor is another thing altogether. Not only are you not supposed to drink liquor, but you are not supposed to serve, keep, profit from, or handle liquor in any way. In short, you must have absolutely no dealings with liquor, not only must you not drink it.

Okay, on the point you raised about the MAS stewards and stewardesses. No doubt they serve liquor on board the MAS flights and the Muslim stewards and stewardesses serve you. But this does not make it not drink the liquor, the fact that they serve it is as bad as they are drinking it.

And the haram act is not confined to just the stewards and stewardesses. The pilots are also accomplices. So are the Directors of the company. The shareholders are also earning haram income. And if ASB or Tabung Haji ( haj pilgrimage fund ) also own shares in MAS then those who invest in ASB and Tabung Haji are also earning haram income. This is very clear and there is no compromise on the issue. So steer clear of liquor at all costs even if you have to take a lesser salary at a liquor-free establishment.

But is this possible in the UK ? I suppose if in Muslim-owned establishments like the Pernas hotels and MAS they are not too concerned about liquor, you may have to also overlook this issue. If not, where in heaven’s name are you going to work as a chef in the UK if you insist on a liquor-free establishment? And when you come back to Malaysia and work as a chef in a five-star hotel, even those owned by the government, you cannot avoid liquor.

On the matter of wishing your friends there ‘ Merry Christmas’, I would not worry so much about that if I were you. Actually the jury is still out on this one. No doubt some people have come out with fatwah (decrees) that we are not supposed to wish our

non-Muslim friends a happy anything. I really don’t know. Maybe, as they say, it is wrong because then we would be considered aping or following the non-Muslims, so that would therefore make us non-Muslim as well.

But there are so many other things non-Muslims do which we follow, so would this not make us non-Muslims as well?

I mean, just look at the financial and monetary system. We use paper money and float bonds, promissory notes, letters of credit and so on. All these are creations of the non-Muslims. Yet we use these instruments in our daily life. If we are really concerned about being ‘proper’ Muslims and about not aping the non-Muslims, then we should revert to gold coins instead of paper money.

In fact, paper money is only a promise to pay. And paper money is a big risk, a gamble, as it fluctuates in value. Islam would certainly not endorse this but name me one.

Abah said...

Muslim country that does not indulge in it. And what about the practice of putting paper money in Ang Pows every Hari Raya? Is this not a non-Muslim custom as well which we now follow?

As I said, if we are really concerned about being proper Muslims, then this practice of Hari Raya Ang Pows should be stopped’

According to Dr Mahathir, 80% of the income tax comes from the Chinese. This can only mean two things. Either the Malays run away from paying income tax, or the wealth of this nation is mostly owned by the Chinese and that is why they pay 80% of the income tax. Anyway, 97% of Malaysia ‘s civil servants of almost one million — which includes the police and security forces — are Malays, meaning Muslims. Can you imagine 97% of one million people — that is Malays — earning a salary from the government which gets 80% of its income tax from non-Muslim Chinese?

How do the Chinese earn their profits for which they pay tax? Other than the normal manufacturing, trading, property development, etc, the Chinese run lotteries, slot machines, hotels, massage parlours, Karaoke lounges, bars, pubs, discos, money lending companies,
etc. In short, the Chinese are involved in every un-Islamic business activity you can think of.

But this does not mean that these are illegal businesses because most times they have licences for these businesses. Nevertheless, they are un-Islamic business activities and they pay licence fees to the government which again goes into the kitty. Then this tax from this un-Islamic income is used to pay the salaries of the one million civil servants, 97% of whom are Muslims.

So I would not worry about wishing your friends in Manchester ‘ Merry Christmas”. After all, it is more culture than religion and Jesus is also a prophet of the Muslims as much as of the Christians. To me, wishing someone ‘ Merry Christmas ‘, if it is really a sin, is still a smaller sin than some of those others I have mentioned above.

Anyway, how can we accept the word of a Mufti or Imam who works for the government and derives his salary from income tax where 80% comes from non-Muslims and who

.... continued

many are involved in businesses that go against Islamic teachings? I mean, would you listen to a Mufti who earns his salary from taxes that comes from Chinese who run brothels disguised as massage parlours and legally licensed by the government to do so?

Your Abah

Anonymous said...

Troubling times because UMNO is bent on using Christians as the bogeyman for muslims. With PAS geling well with DAP to gather the support of Malays/Muslims, UMNO had to deploy a multi prong strategy to frighten the Malays back to its fold. They go around telling the Malay folks that DAP will one day form the govt and turn it into a christian country. Then they take this strategy one step futher by saying that Christians are converting Malays by the masses. They hire thugs to deface/burn churches in hope of eliciting violent responses from Christians but little did UNMO know, the Christians just refused to retaliate. UMNO will continue to provoke Christians until they win the hearts and minds of the Malays. The Christians are kind of like meat in the sanwich.

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. May Santa Claus drops tablet, laptop, the latest technology in the computer world, the latest iphone(s)on to your hands and the most expensive gifts and may God bless you with the most blessings.

Daniel Loy said...

People in JB can register as Voter in order to vote in the next election:

Date: Dec 30 & 31, Jan 1 (Fri-Sun)
Time: 11am - 10pm
Venue: KSL City

Registration is free

You can decide the future of this country. it is your right to do so.
Please vote for your children's future.

Thank you.
Daniel Loy (010-7195225)
JPAG (non-political party)

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Saphire said...


Have you been 'gam' by RTM snd TV3?

Why you never appear on local TV nowadays?