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Friday, January 06, 2012

Huh? Say What???!!!

Root beer ah? Hmmm...I think osso cannot la. Beer haram kan?

You must have read about the raids conducted by the Selangor Islamic Affairs Department, JAIS over the New Year weekend that ended with the arrests and charging of a number of Muslim Malaysians for offences related to alcohol consumption and khalwat. And if you are like me, a non-Muslim Malaysian you would have heaved a sigh of resignation and carried on. Such has life in Malaysia developed to be lor.  But this morning I almost choked on a piece of my breakfast when I read the news story about the raids. The state executive councillor, Dr. Hasan Ali, in defending the JAIS raids said that 10 people would be charged in the Syariah Court for consuming alchohol. Okay. Muslims must not drink, I know that.

Then he went on to say that 46 others would have to undergo counselling for being present at an outlet that served alcohol!!!

WHAT THE FUCK???!!!

Is he serious? Being present in an outlet that served alcohol osso cannot ah? Then how man? What about the hard-working Muslim Malaysian flers with honest jobs in hotel bars, restaurants, our national airline, golf clubs etc. to earn a decent living for themselves and their families? Must resign is it? Or all request for transfer to the car park pondok? Eh? Wait a minute. Car park osso part of the outlet that serves alcohol what. Which reminds me. Chinese New Year is coming. And we Chinese flers do drink. Especially when the hypermarkets are selling crates of beer at laughingly low prices. Just the other day I went and stocked up on beers for the Chinese New Year and I am quite sure that the young lady at the check-out counter was Muslim. She wore a tudung even. She didn't seem to have a problem being in an outlet that sold alcohol. After all she isn't going to drink it. Okay la. Maybe she is not there anymore. Attending counselling sessions maybe?


I am very glad that I was not born a Muslim Malaysian. Otherwise I sure damn confuse one man. 


NIAMAH!!!

69 comments:

nstman said...

Fucking shit, I am going fucking mad, I am going to Tanjong Rambutan. Help me pse. Insane. tiuniamah

Anonymous said...

Also don't forget no ginger ALE. Crazy lag!

Anonymous said...

Just heard from BBC World Service that Saudi Arabia is not allowing male to sell female lingerie.

Maybe this will be another inspiration for hassan Ali?

By the way, what about those Halal Beer that is approved in Middle East?

Richard Loh said...

All muslim cannot fly any airline except maybe the PM air force 1. All airlines do have liquor & beer on board don't they?

SSrahman said...

Tiewniamahaicheebai hassabeen,
Beer cannot lah Ok !
How about ganga,"Fit", saybu from afganistan mah itu bolih ke ?
Kannnineh!

Anonymous said...

Many Muslim will be out of job.
60% of muslim work in Alcohol Factory. 80% of muslim work in Airport Duty Free shop.
Balik kampong makan ubi loh.

Keith said...

technically any Muslim that frequents Chillis, TGIF, Hard Rock Cafe, and the countless cafes and restaurants are also 'alcohol-serving' outlets. Must all Muslims who frequent this joints be counseled.

However, the real question is, would all Muslims who fly Malaysian Airlines need to be counseled as MAS also serves alcohol on it's flights.

Anonymous said...

Umno crony will make $$$ as supplier of buffet lunch for PDRM next Monday Jan 9.

Anonymous said...

This Ali fellow is trying to irritate everybody.Niamah

Anonymous said...

This Asang is an asshole....we has made a deal with those guy from Putrajaya two years ago meeting them few occasion at Shah Alam Club.

Anonymous said...

i m very worried all my malaysian muslim friends will all wanna migrate to a place where they have more freedom.

Anonymous said...

please NO 'poke eye' clothing, ok !?

Anonymous said...

hey, A&W might be closed for selling root-BEER la !!

Sharouk said...

Gini la, dia pada pendapat aku nak keluar PAS dan masuk UMNO tapi kerana Baiah, nanti menduda dan menjanda lak deme. So dia buat gitu supaya PAs buang dia dan ada peluang dia akan dicalonkan dalam UMNO.

Jadi tindakan yang paling baik ialah biarkan dia menyalak sampai semput dan bila PRU diumum dia masih dalam PAS so dia tak leh gi mana. Biarkan dia menyalak puas puas dan layan bagi dia syok je. Kalau tak pun usah layan. Lantak kat dia meroyan sesorang. Amacam.

Anonymous said...

pat,
This is Standards of practice(sop)
the jais now can raid 5 star hotel as tehy wish ,now as mention in star newpapers 5th January.

beware the wolf in sheep clothing ....really Niamah

Satan verses come along in Jais onwards....Better you chinese flers stock upsome parang in the premises, anytime they can come over become act of the islam license. some big fish them do not dare to catch ,rather catch the small fish and brag about this in newspaper... niamah.

jejaka anggun said...

i understand what u mean. :(

Yusuf Martin said...

when you're right, you're bloody well right me old mate

IPOHKIA said...

Last month I had my Iranians customer down in Ipoh and after the meeting and some product trainings, as usual in the evening is dinner and for those who want to have some happy hours the may do so. 3 of my Iranians customers (MUSLIM) why no pubs in Ipoh ahhhhh? I told them plenty of them and they ask me if I can bring them around, I answered them,hei you are a muslim, alcohol is forbidden, he say we drink black market beer is Iran almost everyday but too expensive. So we have to drink more down here because it's cheap,need not explain much I believe readers understand what I message I am sending? So what is the Jakim gonna do with those working on flights serving beer, hotels and so on???????????????

wongty robert said...

This Hasan Ali should visit Beijing, the capital of the People's Republic of China with a reported 60 million Muslim population. He will find mostly Chinese Muslim being employed as bartenders in the pubs. Why, you may ask? And this is what I found out. They are trusted because they don't consume alcohol!

frothquaffer said...

Cheese is priced at 10 sen a pound Patrick. Those anal retentive morality police had better turn the Fire-trUCKing mirror on themselves. Then arrest themselves for being so ineffably stupid as to give people with diminished capacities a good name.

Anonymous said...

At least that fler did not say "being present in an outlet that sells alcohol", if he used the word sell, then all Muslims cannot go to MidValley shopping malls and most other malls.

kuda siam said...

only one person making so much noise out of 28 million . memang ini butuh punya orang .

Anonymous said...

Sorry that I'm posting this here but this guy is a real NIAMAH for us animal rescuers and stray feeders.

http://​www.thepetitionsite.com/9/​say-no-to-anthony-siva-bala​n-thanasayan-as-petaling-j​aya-city-councilor/

Anonymous said...

this midget can suck my dick anytime..

Anonymous said...

Dis Ah Sang fella is a DUMNO mole planted to be a shit-stirrer in PAS and Selangor?With ppeople like him around in PAS, you don't need to fight DUMNO... as Malaysian are now hating Selangor PAS like the devil!!And PAS supporters in the whole country are doubting the PAS leaders.So I think he is a paid agent provocateur in PR, no?

Leithaisor said...

This Hasan fellow may just be trying to grab the media spoltlight on top of making noise which endears him to the ultra-Islamists. More the latter than the former, I'd guess. If sensible media - even the paper aligned to his own party - will not give him the attention and coverage he carves, he'd grab whatever the BN-friendly mainstream media gives him.

I wonder if he actually believes in the rubbish he loves so much to churn out of his mouth.

This ego-maniac, who is probably one of the closest contenders to RPK for the title of most swollen head, certainly displays his BTN pedigree.

And still, there are apparently a number in PAS who think highly of his narrow-minded antics!

That notwithstanding, I sincerely hope that PAS delivers the much-awaited and overdue kick in his posterior. Send him into the ranks of the nouveau Islamist UMNO and let him preach his ultra agenda there.

Grim reaper. said...

This jackass is just dumb enough not to realize that his pronouncement will result in more nails being driven into the BN coffin followed by a quick burial.

Anonymous said...

why is this hassan fellow so against christain.?I can understand why mamakutti hate white people ..simply when he was a boy he was probably #$%^by a Ang Moh Man.

ordinary malaysian said...

Aiyah, you flers forgot lah. This Hasan fler should also go for counselling. He joined in the raid, didn't he? No?

Anonymous said...

Kanninaa! Why the paranoia? Why this hasan fler talking cock?

If he is so bonkers about all these then please sort out the ringgit note and coins used by them porky sellers laaa, go print different notes for muslims and non-muslims!

Ringgit haram and ringgit halal jakim certified with halal logo.

Bodoh punya hasan.

nick said...

Wow, Hassan Ali defending Islam by targeting ordinary and marhaen muslim? But wait, then is he prepared to bring to book all those rich and powerful UMNO bigwig, leaders and cronies (who are malay BTW) whom have massive shares in beer companies and not to mention are sitting as board directors as well?

What about prosecuting Najib in Shariah court for approving more gambling license the moment he came to power and on that topic, has Hassan Ali the
balls" to label all of UMNO ministers past and present as deviant muslim for approving gambling and allowing the biggest casino in SEA to operate in Malaysia (which serves alcohol too)? How now Hassan Ali? Ada berani ka? Or is it that he can only act brave and "holier than thou" on ordinary and decent malays but "chicken" when it comes to UMNO and its band of powerful, rich and immoral elites??? HA is the most hypocritical (muslim???) bar none but maybe second and third only to the forked tongue Zul Kulim and Ibrahim Ali Baba!

Nick.

P.s HA did say that he has similarities to Zul Kulim..need we say more?

Anonymous said...

Can someone please tell me whether a Muslim man is allowed to buy sanitary pads? Or a muslim lady buying condoms? I still squirm and wince whenever this happens here. More Malays are visiting Gold Coast so I need to be on the right side of JAIS lah............ in case I bumped into Hassan Ali!!

Page II said...

Poke Eyes?

Wah lao eh!

Pleas bring back PPSMI!

Anonymous said...

.....why all you non muslim worry....does not affect you what.....pls dont criticise the religion....pls hantam the hassan fler lah.....he is the source of the confusion....aiya....

Anonymous said...

dear pat,
i think u better omit off that afdlin shauki name from the 'blog that i read' since he already joined dumbno.
ever question him why?
well, he's a malay afterall. must cari makan di hari tua i think.
tkpg

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Anonymous said...

Hassan the deciple of devils ..you will burn in hell in the name of JESUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

fuck you hassan! talking BIBLE in jais hand..so what ?...afraid of the TRUTH !!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU FUCKING DEVIL!

Anonymous said...

Freaking funny!!!! By the way, tapai anyone? Oops forgot, fermented tapioca has alcohol albeit in small quantity but still there. Must tell the pakcik at the warong to stop selling tapai or he might be called for counseling. Numbnuts to Wingnuts and now absolutely NONUTS!

Anonymous said...

ok.everbody ..lets fuck drmamakutty again..1..2..3..fuck you!

in love said...

how stupid with some statements that said most muslims work in beer factory...this is religion...some things that you dont like but you must accept it..that is tauhid...dont make it as a big deal...we as muslim know what happen and what should be done...others dont bark...leave it to those who knows better...if you not respecting others believe and religion...how can we respect yours.

Anonymous said...

yah...the fucking pathetic son of a anjing and mother of a babi finally got sack !

free compass said...

thank god you are non muslim, if not nothing burns in hell. NIAMAH!

Anonymous said...

Why are we so worked out over an old man?

Let's all go for a drink and forget about him.

Anonymous said...

The whole world knows that the Muslims authority in Malaysia are the holiest and purest in the world when it comes to policing their bethren.
But when it comes to corruption, taking bribes and incest among the muslims, the Malaysian muslim authorities pretend to be deaf & dumb !
Bloody hippocrites some of them are.

Anonymous said...

The best thing PAS had done for many year was to sack him! My confidence in PAS is growing.

Anonymous said...

Wah liau sai man! Like that than muslims cannot live in malaysia anymore because Malaysia brews beer! Si liau! How now? where to go?

Saleem said...

Hasan Ali can now join Perkasa.
Good that PAS sacked him before more damage is done!

Anonymous said...

Maybe they don't allow Muslim woman to do their hair in a hair dressing or beauty "saloon" (Malaysian can't even differentiate between a saloon and a salon) lest they'll be consuming alcohol inside while doing their hair.
All hair and beauty "saloon" thus should have a sign out front saying "No Muslims Allowed - By Order of JAIS".

Anonymous said...

Mari kita Bersihkan Malaysia:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGrcrVDY6y0

Anonymous said...

Aiyyoooo, what's the problem with you people? Let our Muslim friends worry about this guylah...

Anonymous said...

Drinking alcohol is offence. But CORRUPTION is OK??????

Anonymous said...

burn in hell hassan. !

Ali Ghouse said...

Thank you, Patrick.
Thank you for helping to fight for us Muslims even though you're not one yourself.
You are a true friend to us Malaysian Muslims.

heckler said...

I felt alcohol always get the blame, tobacco on the other hand get a better treatment. No?

heckler said...

I felt alcohol always get the blame, tobacco on the other hand get a better treatment. No?

Joshua Lopez said...

This Bugger Must be Removed from the face of the earth! Draconian & Fedualistic!

Anyway, I'm Glad with Anwar's Verdict and Thankyou PM Najib for having the Balls not to tamper with Justice.

Now, Anwar is ready to forgive & many veteran Umno leaders are in open support of Anwar. Looks like Justice is also bringing Unity & Peace. Thank God!

Anonymous said...

Hello Joshua. You are not very bright are you ? A mamakutty style 'damage control' stint is been carried out again by playing around with juiciciary .and ...the guy with the hammer is cetainly nothing to shout about..

got it.? moron ?

Anonymous said...

Aflin Shauki dan Salim Bacik kena cilok Umno!

Anonymous said...

the soh hai now kena kau kau like kopi o kau!


but this bastard fellow hassan bastard of all bastard who wants to test the patience of christain...very sadly has a the face as thick as a steel plate ..probably still move around like a VIP ..........puik!

Anonymous said...

all HARAM gambling taxes oso used by muslims meh !!??

Anonymous said...

fuck this hasan son of a bitch.!

Anonymous said...

to.anony 1.33pm

true story= a malay lady has her hair wash by a male shampoo person due to too busy business that day.more over the shampoo boy also look like gay gay type chinese.

when malay husban came in and saw that he immdiately pull the wife up and off the unisex saloon.

i am shocked.I THINK THE OWNER OF THE SALOON IN HER HEAR SURE SAY NIAMAH!! ..NOT YET PAY MAH..

Anonymous said...

ONLY BLUFF BLUFF MUSLIM BURN IN HELL. REAL REAL MUSLIM FOLLOWERS OF FALSE TEACHING WILL NOT BURN IN HELL BUT REMAIN SUFFERING IN HELL .ALOT IN OUR COUNTRY. GOOD ONE MOSTLY ALL IN CHINA . HERE ALL PARIAH TYPE MUSLIM.

Anonymous said...

Hard to find Real Muslim in Msia. 8 out of 10 all fucking corrupt. Hasan is exceptional cos he is totally stupid. Hope a gay christain can fuck his backside.

Anonymous said...

2000 bodoh(s) attend hasan anti christ meet. Hasan Boleh !

Anonymous said...

bintang paper has been very happy reporting all types pf crimes in penang . as if nobody knows they are the babis and anjing of umno. fuck yu bintang. !!!!!!!!!

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Sarah said...

Hahah.

Well..actually in islam there are 10 types of people who will be punished for alcohol,

I might just list em here but i cant remember the sequence

Those who drink alcohol
Those who sell
Serve
Carry
Buy for someone
Ask someone to buy for em
Earn money from alcohol

Apa lg ah,, tak igt but definitely not those who are at the place where people sell alcohol -.-

Its actually bcos we believe tht its unhealthy to drink and it promotes negative effects to oneself and people around em. So the law fr these 10 people is basically to avoid people from drinking..thats all..

Nuffnang