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Wednesday, January 04, 2012

On the 4th day of New Year my garmen gave to me...

Got smoke, water, rain all. Damn hard to see, boss.

I was scouring the newspapers for something appropriately funny to use as my first blogpost of 2012. There wasn't anything particularly funny the first couple of days. Then of course, my friend dropped a bombshell about joining Umno. Because he believed in Najib's transformation programmes or something like that. And so I took another day to calm my frazzled nerves and waited until today to share some funnies with you.  Just two la actually.

In the Star today is the funniest story of the year. So far.  It was reported that the Minister of Home Affairs, Hishammuddin Hussein had said that the organisers of the 901 - Free Anwar Campaign must guarantee that the rally will be peaceful. The police flers have also been very vocal in the media, both trad and alternative, warning people about attending the rally and that they (the police flers) will crack down hard on people attending ... blah blah blah.

Don't you think it's damn funny. The police threatening harsh action against demonstrators and the Home Minister wanting a guarantee from the organisers of the rally?

Things might have changed since I last went to sleep last night but isn't keeping the peace the role of the police? Why is it assumed that demonstrators will be violent? Damn funny kan?

Wait, wait, wait...actually Hishammuddin Hussein must take 2nd place for today's funnies la. His boys in blue are funnier! In The Star it was reported that some police fler in the ongoing investigation into the tear-gas and water cannon shooting incident at Tung Shin Hospital during Bersih 2.0 said that he didn't know that the building his men aimed the water cannon at was a hospital!!! HUH???

To reinforce his own defence Inspector Nor Hisham Razali, the officer in charge of the water cannon truck, also said that the 4 policemen controlling the water cannon truck were from Ipoh! If they are that clueless and from Ipoh how did they find their way to the hospital in the first place? Maybe got GPS in the water cannon truck lor. Then the Nor Hisham fler go and say that their vision in the truck was limited due to the rainy weather and water on the windscreen. Cannot see properly wor. Baarger! Don't have windscreen wipers one meh?


I tell you ah, these flers damn funny la.

NIAMAH!!!

38 comments:

Charmaine said...

Funny! GPS must have pointed out that the building they're spraying on is hospital right? LOL!

Anonymous said...

Patrick...need your comment about your best friend Afdlin Shauqi after he joined UMNO?

Anonymous said...

I thot TungShin was a market & i'm from ipoh lah !

fyi : uitm students have protested allowing nonbumis study there & they
dun know their institute was run with nonbumi taxes ! @#$%^&* !!

Anonymous said...

These flers damn funny la!! These flers are great liar and crooked in their logic.

Anonymous said...

Really damn funny bargers and clowns. They can come out with hilarious excuses everytime some things they did went awry.....

Antares said...

If these Umno flers are so damn funny, they belong in a TV sitcom, not in government.

najib manaukau said...

For a start the funniest part of it all the useless Home Minister is asking for a guarantee that the rally will be peaceful ! Just like what you said, Patrick, isn't that the job of the police in the first place and why do we have the quarter cooked police in the first place. Is that why they are known as quarter cooked or should the people now call them uncooked and uneducated ?
They are learning how to deceit from the Home Minister who is really the father of the uncooked and the uneducated police and of the responsibility for maintaining law and order of this country. It is becoming the joke of the millennium to have such a Home Minister !

Anonymous said...

Malaysia mahhhh...sure dammed bolih

Gagak Itam said...

these guys should be in maharaja lawak.

sure win 1st place!

Anonymous said...

I think these policemen are illiterate. They can't read the word 'Tung Shin HOSPITAL'.
I hope they don't tell us that people from Ipoh can't recognise the word 'H-O-S-P-I-T-A-L'
The police are also very reckless, if they can't see properly, they have no business shooting water cannon or tear gas.

Anonymous said...

Good morning Patrick,

Nothing is funnier than your friend joining Dumno coz he believes in dat PM fella's transformation pgrms.

But in all honesty, to each his own! My 2 sens worth is that, what does it take to wake some people up??!!

Well, may the Moo be with you!
Oh and by the way, a Happy 2012 to you too!

Unca Pete

Anonymous said...

Hi uncle paktrik, got wiper but can not work lah, pay few k for it but suplier give loudsy one ma want to do. kan ni neh

Cik Rihanna said...

Uncle Pat
Your friend who joined UMNO is he that actor named Awie Wings or Aflin Shauki ? Kindly specify so that we fams will know whetehr thier movies worth watching later.

Can't blame them as they need FINAS funding for their upcoming projects ?

patrickteoh said...

Hi Cik Rihanna. Yes Afdlin Shauki joined Umno. And Awie of Wings joined Umno Youth some weeks back I think.

Anonymous said...

perhaps ipoh polis know saja 'Rumah Sakit BESAR' so ...so... dun blame them , blame the MOE , ok !?

Anonymous said...

i tink ah Namewee may join mca cos NOT allowed masuk uitm ...oops sorrri
...i mean umNO , maaf !

Anonymous said...

hi unker

i think mr afdlin join umno coz he make fun of rosmah diomand ring and bag in maharajalawak mega

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUuAFh8UNHs

new fart said...

Aiyoyo, let them join whatever shit party they want la. They all the same kan? The mighty ringgit rules mah, aiyo, let them join, let them join, no problem wan, rite?
On the funnies, aiyah, what's new. Hollywood churns them out by the thousands, I mean the script. One plays cowboy and the other plays red Indian mah, rite? I say you behave and you can gather but the other say, you gather we are going to beat the shit out of you. So no win for the people lah. But it makes that Humshap-moodin looking good leh! Tiu Niamah!

Anonymous said...

tung shin..i thought it is a hotel?

from: soh-hai

Anonymous said...

Patrick,

The boys in blue are really funny because they take after their two bosses, the homeless minister and police inspector general (pig) who are the real comedians. And I do believe the blue boys are telling the truth when they claim they did not know Tung Shin was a hospital because they are lost. We should call the PDRM the Lost Blue Boys.

Anonymous said...

funny as i read also...
if can't see where is hospital, how can they can go from menara maybank to Tungshin???
If can't see, how come their water canons were able to aim at the crowd who just came for a peaceful gathering....?

i think a 3 years old boy help them to draft the excuse script

nstman said...

these motherfuckers are just the right tonic to cure your constipation. I just let go a copious amount of shit. ha ha ha. Happy shitting, Hisham.

Anonymous said...

By Patrick own funny logic everyone can plan and do a violent or looting demonstration coz afterall police is looking after the peace. You're being picky patrick. In fact we should allow only peaceful demonstration. If say perkasa cannot guarantee it's peaceful and has mischief, shouldn't they NOT be allowed to demo. Isn't that what all pr partisan supporters want? Why isn't it suddenly not funny?

Anonymous said...

Patrick:

The funniest events of 2012 are unfolding.....watch what the MACC and the cops will say on the National Feed-a-Lot Corp scandal shortly. I tell you, this thing smells so badly, but there is no corpse. Someone volunteered some information on the whereabouts of the NFC corpse, and they charged him instead !

Godfather

Suhaimi said...

Afdlin Shauki joined Umno as he cannot afford the fate of Bob Lokman.

Finas will support hsi next movie venture as his latest film 'Jalan Misteri Lama' flopped big time.

Kirath said...

How la Ipoh Ipoh all.. shame only..
A Michaelian would never make that mistake :)

Anonymous said...

Tungshin !? isn't it a grave-yard !!

Cik Rihanna said...

Uncle Patrick
Thanks for confirmation.
I think for RM9 i better watch Bob Lokman's than Aflin Shauki's movie.
Some say Aflin needs to join that to immerse himself in that sort of "1-$-culture" to get movie inspirations as hantu movies dah bosan now.
But he forgot bila sudah masuk tak boleh keluar otherwise kena saman.
They say this cannot be celup-celup punya.
Any after thought, Uncle Pat ?

Anonymous said...

Uncle...

I think Aflin join UMNO to form "Aflinos Party"....sure get a lot of applications...

Anonymous said...

niamah,niamah,niamah,

why the vote channel to perak and selangor now??they wannawin back these two states mah!!
all army and police vote is now putting inside the malay area... beware selanogr and perak, the goons is coming...maybe harry potter need to come over there to make sure.

niamah,
the katak now want to take everytings now , -public bank next target after FRIM and Sg besi Airport takeover.. even Airasia need to give some slice to Mas. What you can do????

Trevor said...

It's funny but my tears are so eager to drop! GE is near. time to change govt and change these police!

Patricia said...

Pat
r u cameo in Jln Misteri Lama (Ancient Mystery Road) directed by your umno-pal Aflin ?

Keramat said...

WTF is Afdlin doing in Umno?

Anonymous said...

I think the police are using excessive and deadly force indiscriminately. What was the conclusion of the shooting of the 14 year old boy whom the police allegedly claimed he drove straight towards them. The boy was actually reversing the car. What about the two teenager where the autopsy report stated that they were shot at point blank while they were on a kneeling position? While shooting water cannon and tear gas into a hospital may sound funny and ridiculous, but it is definitely dangerous or may even be deadly for the patient inside. What if one single canister of tear gas is lobbed into the ICU? People will suffocate, and possibly die. Are they going to give a lame excuse like they are from outstation, hence it's not their mistake. Then if they aren't familiar with KL, why are they posted from Ipoh to KL then. In case of emergency, or someone report of a crime in progress, are they going to reach the scene on time? Its an excuse, and their answer reflects on the stupidity. The foot soldiers may have made the mistake, what's wrong if the superior apologize to the public and simply admit it rather than giving lame excuses to the press that insults the intelligence of the Malaysian public. We all know what goes on.
Almost if not all aspect of the government sector, be it the police, judiciary, MACC, SPR, etc.. are all corrupted. I know it's rather insensitive to say this, but Malaysia is akin to a God forsaken country.
I went cycling at night routinely, and one fateful night, 3 incidences happened. First I was knocked down by a car, second while I suddenly made a sudden swerve to the left, I felt an object being swung and merely missed my head, and I saw two Indians on motorcycle passed by cursing at me(they were trying to knock me down and rob me) and later that night, I actually became a victim of a snatch thief. I made a police report, after which they promise to update me with the investigation. While telling what happened, the imbecile sergeant was playing with his Iphone.
Up to date, no calls from the police.
If Malaysia practices true democracy, the public are the ones who holds the power to chose who to govern us, we have the right to organize demonstration, isn't democracy is about people's power. I are actually living in a so called Democratic country that practices dictatorship. Period.

Anonymous said...

Are the rakyat damned lucky these fliers were doing water cannons? If these are real cannon, the hospital had been blown away!
Imcompetence is the mother of comedy.

Anonymous said...

did u read that part about "cannot wear clothes that poke eye" in the Kementerian Pertahanan website?

Anonymous said...

tong shin hotel....ayam ? ..naik lift tingkat 2 aje.

cari bapa ayam rupa macam itu apa nama liow ..cibai sudah lupa.

main belakang..? solly tak dah...pergi dekat wisma syed ful tenggok ...

Anonymous said...

charmine!

you look hot!

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