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Thursday, January 12, 2012

Thursday Funnies

Look into my eyesssss....trussssssssst me.....trussssssssssst meeeeeeee


Good morning, Malaysia. It's Thursday. And why should a Thursday be any different from any other day here in Malaysia? No reason. It's as comical as any other day.

Funny#1

I'll bet you didn't know the real reason why our Lee Chong Wei could defeat his nemesis Lin Dan in the Korean Open right?  Determination? No. Training? Nope. Luck? Nah.  Lee Chong Wei's victory over the arrogant Chinese fler was due to.....

Rosmah Mansor!!!

I had a good laugh when I read the story in today's Star. (Highlights are mine.)

"The Prime Minister's wife had given some advice to Lee which helped him win the Korea Open on Sunday. Rosmah who spoke to Lee over the phone before the big game against his nemesis Lin Dan, told the 29-year old not to look at Lin's face during the game."

PhwaaaR!!! Another hidden talent of the FLOM.



Funny#2

Recently, some dumb fuckers had used Zakat funds to settle their own legal fees.  Today, one of the fuckers came out to say that it is actually quite okay one. Why? Because their actions were taken to "defend the sovereignty and honour of an Islamic institution."

When I read that I also don't know whether to laugh or to cry la. Okay you read the full report from The Malaysian Insider here and then you decide also. Whether to laugh or cry at the whole ridiculousness level our nation has reached.


NIAMAH!!!

40 comments:

Amir Hamzah said...

If Jamil Khir is Asnaf Fi Sabilillah then I AM MICKEY MOUSE!

Anonymous said...

The spin meisters must have taken cue from the Great Leader for FLOM. (Inclusive of photo opportunity too) What next? Advise to Tiger how to get 18 holes in one? Hahahaha

tank said...

Statistically speaking, LCW is due for a win for he wins 1 out every 3 against Lin Dan. Niamah indeed!

Anonymous said...

Uncle Patrick , they use money to protect religion ? Those fuckers are like Vatican now ..

Sorry ..I suppose I can't use bad words as I am a minor

adamJ said...

Pat, don't waste your time measuring Malaysia's ridiculousness level, it is like an abyss, a bottomless pit. Anything is possible here, thus the slogan "Malaysia Boleh".

Not sure if you came across this piece of news, but I'm putting the link here.

http://news.malaysia.msn.com/regional/article.aspx?cp-documentid=5744803

From this news, you can understand why the decision to revert back to BM is used and the level of intelligence our so called leaders have.

Anonymous said...

what the F+++.The stupidest/arrogant flom in the whole world.Take this;whoever wins or loses,these two guys pocketed big bucks on the sly.How's this for a fact huh.

Anonymous said...

What lan chiau also want to claim credit... Niamah...

Anonymous said...

FLOM was actually telling him that he could be her toyboy when he retires from badminton :p

Anonymous said...

The Star's Wong Chun Wai had constipation,went to see Rosmah for advice,Rosmah told him not to look at his asshole . Lo! And Behold he shitted and it stunk to high heavens. WAKAKAKAKA! REAL NIAMAH!!

IhateFLOM said...

FLOM, please give me some advice on how to win TOTO Supreme as it is now more than RM50 million.

Anonymous said...

chong wei to Ros : Is your hair real?

Anonymous said...

yes , she's right lah : dun look at his eyes BUT 'poke eye' his ...ok !

Anonymous said...

Careful, Patrick

What you said about FLOM is blaspheme!

She and Kim Jong-aun are of same status. Pretty soon, you will see her sitting in a tank giving directions to the Malaysian Armed Forces. And she will be in the seat of the latest jet fighter. She will also be directing engineers how to build the MRT.

That woman is really kao-kao man!!!

Anonymous said...

If LCW has not been winning sports honour for Malaysia, UMNO would have called him a 'pendatang'.

If I were LCW, I go play for Singapore.

ordinary malaysian said...

Patrick, give ROS a chance lah! Looking at your opponent's face while trying to hit the shuttle at the same time can be a mighty distraction, no? Maybe for once she had hit the shuttle squarely on the head lah. As for using zakat meant for the poor to defend Islam, this sounds contradictory me. In fact, why can the fler use his own money to defend Islam? That would be more pleasing in the eyes of god, no?

nick said...

LOL! LCW's won because he was inspired by the FLOM??? Taking credit for everything under the sun now? Next, would she be saying that a solar eclipse happened because she was hovering between the earth and the sun, huh? Or, the reason the new RMN sub is now able to submerge was because she was on board too?

Nick.

Anonymous said...

Lostma told Jibby not to look into her face when they are doing bisnes in order to reach the climax?

niakong said...

No wonder Misbun stopped being the national coach. Who needs one now when all it takes to win is a piece of priceless advice from FLOM!!!

Must go meet FLOM one of these days to get an advice from her on how to gain weight (after futile attempts despite downing a few tins of Weight Gain).

BehTaHan said...

Those high officials in the religious organisation have no morality!They are rich already,why cant they use their own money?
This is clearly a case of abuse of public fund! Tiuniamah!

Mat Darua said...

Since MAIWP director Datuk Che Mat Che Ali has declared the use of zakat funds to pay for their legal fees is on defence of the sovereignty and honour of Islam is HALAL, perhaps JAKIM can also tell us WHAT ELSE zakat funds can be used for besides helping the poor?

Edward Chan said...

Is she so desperate for media mileage???? They have nothing else to report? come on lahhhhhh

There is no lower level for this news paper to go already.

&^*$*%&(^(%*$^% loss for words la.. aiiiiii

Anonymous said...

TheStar is infested with retarded reporters . That is the reason why we have such 'news"

IhateFLOM said...

No wonder Koo Kien Kiat & Tan Boon Heong got knocked off in round 2. They did not have the personal advice from our FLOM. Eh FLOM, while u are at it, can you also advice our footballers, hockey team etc. Oh, when are u also going to claim credit for Nicol David's success?

Anonymous said...

this fat b**** really loves the limelight... no doubt about that... from the day 1jibby became dpm she was looking forward to be the first ugly b**** of malaysia... now she is...

didi said...

Defend the sovereignty of Islam by denying the right of a Muslim to be tried by Syariah court? LOL.

Anonymous said...

Malaysia has copied North Korea's propaganda style of immortalizing their Great Leader, Dear Leader and now the Great Successor. Malaysia has its own Great Dear First Lady whose talents include being the kindest, smartest, most beautiful (ugh, arrrghh), most benevolent, most generaous, best karaoke singer, most loving/doting mother, most loving and supportive wife, greatest sports psychologist, most Birkin handbags collector, etc, etc, etc.

Perhaps she should start giving advice to the Malaysian toothless Harimau football team so that they can get past the minnow teams like Laos, Cambodia, Nepal, Bhutan, Sri Lanka, etc and qualify for the World Cup.

Anonymous said...

Methink, LCW went home and puke all day after talkng to FLOM.

chempaka said...

Hahaa, gua mati tergolek ketawa ..Uwwaaa poor Chong Wei

Anonymous said...

thanks for her advice & inspirasi, datuk lee is in the FINAL 2moro !!

Lin Dan said...

LCW is smart to milk whatever from the 1st lady.

Anonymous said...

Ah Patrick, have some faith. When Rosmah or the First Lady gives advice, it may really be good. Of course she is not the First Lady of Malaysia. But she is quite definitely the "First Lady Of the People" (or FLOP in short).

I am sure you will grow taller and more handsome if you seek some advice from the FLOP. There is one real FLOP, our Y.A.M. Rosmah. Hidup FLOP!

Anonymous said...

Dear Patrick,

Rosmah says....

-U shall not diss me too much or I'll sit on you!

-See..Chong Wei won what??!!

-Patrick , u should not make fun of the FLOM's office, C4 is bad for (your)health.

-Msians are a gullible lot with a wicked sense of humor.

-Msian footballers should eat more, they are too skinny and can't match the big boys of the west. Incidentally, it also helps if they grow a brain at the same time.

-enuff said!!

Unca Pete

IPOHKIA said...

Big Mama must advice Tiger Wood not to think about the abalone , think about 18 hole and sure Tiger Wood will win, Teu Soo Beok you can retire, Big Mama will take over as coach, BAM need her

Anonymous said...

you fellows are all wrong ! see..rosmah 's hypnotism does work on Datuk Lee !!! he won didnt he..???

The hypnosis was : chong way.....way...chong.....way......win.......win....win.....and for heaven sake close your fucking mouth slightly when you breathe .....after people think we all look like tupai!..any way..no concentrate....chong ..wei.....chong..way ...win..win...win..

Anonymous said...

FLOM, pls kindly give advice to the 1st doubles KnT !

monsterball said...

Chong Wei is behaving polite to Rosmah.
Chong Wei always look at the shuttle cock and the wrist of opponent before hitting..and all the way.....shuttle cock.
Seriously speaking....Rosmah look sickly...tired and worried presenting the gold medal and flower..to Chong Wei.
Winners make her sick...because .right now...Najib is the clear loser..in all fronts.

monsterball said...

Now she dressed up like simple simon wife.
Not long ago...out beat all royalties and she must be known as the First Lady.
Very soon...the last lady from Tong Sampah.

Anonymous said...

'Dare to be champion' = 'LOSER is KING' (in chinese version) !!??

another goole's 'poke-eye' translation !?

EdiÁ•ě said...

rosmah is making more headlines than her hubby

women in control!

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