Fuyoh!!! So light this one. (I got some more appointment today ah?)
Good morning kawan-kawan. There are quite a few funnies in the newspapers today. And since so many of you profess not to buy MSM papers anymore I thought I would share some of the funnies with you la. Can ah?
I woke up today to read that Najib spent some time yesterday launching new look gas cylinders!!! What the FUCK!!! What kind of Prime Minister do we have here? Nothing better to do than launching newly-designed gas cylinders???
The news story raised 2 questions in my cynical mind.
1. I know the PM is a busy man but why spend time launching gas cylinders? Send Rosmah la.
2. Who owns this company Faidhi Holdings Sdn. Bhd. that makes these gas cylinders? And how do they have the clout to get the PM to do the honours?
Do you have any questions?
The Bukit Aman flers have announced that the police flers have some new toys to play with.
Police will install multi-coloured siren beacon lights on more than 3,000 patrol cars nationwide while policemen on foot patrol will use new vests fitted with led lighting.
Apparently, these new siren lights will enhance visibility and make it easier for people to spot policemen on duty.
Again the Bukit Aman flers are quite blur la. As a Malaysian I think that the best way to make the police flers more efficiently is a) to pay them better and make working conditions more conducive and b) recruit better qualified personnel to improve the force.
How are beacon lights on police cars and LED lit vests going to make our police force more efficient? Can one ah?
Okay la, this funny is actually from yesterday's papers but it's still very funny.
It was reported in The Sun yesterday that former Finance Minister, Daim Zainuddin warned Chinese Malaysians against voting based on sentiments and emotions. He said that it will not augur well for the country in the long run if the results of the next general election show that the Malay and Indian voters generally supported the Barisan Nasional (BN) while the Chinese mostly voted for the Pakatan Rakyat (PR).
Daim also went on to say the usual political rhetoric la. BN is the most experienced...BN knows how to balance all our sensitivities...BN knows best la basically. But when I read on one paragraph shocked me and perhaps proved that Daim is talking through his multi-billionaire arse. Here is the bit taken from yesterday's edition of The Sun...
"He said the electorate must know that no government is perfect, and the longer the government stays, the more mistakes it makes, and the Pakatan is no exception."
Mr. Daim, who is the government that has stayed on for sooooooo long? Pakatan meh?
Meanwhile, unconfirmed sources claim it is much better that retired politicians and ex-leaders of countries should just shut the fuck up and...retire.
Aiyoh!!! Laugh so much la today. You have a nice day too, okay?