"The train has left the station.......I want to bring everyone onboard including people in Sabah."
- Najib Razak.
But...but...but...I thought you just said the train has left the station, right?
So why now only telling the Sabah people one?
The HUH? YOU SURE OR NOT AWARD for saying something that totally won't be believed by most Malaysians this weekend goes to Prime Minister, Najib. And here is his incredible quote as reported in The Star today...
"The goal of becoming a high-income nation is not a dream but a realistic target based on YEARS OF PRUDENT MANAGEMENT OF THE COUNTRY..." (highlights are mine)
Okay, have you stopped laughing yet? Of course, our prime minister would not leave you for the weekend without rubbing some salt into your gaping gullibility wounds. He did that today by saying that the average income of Malaysians was growing at a fast pace.
On page 10 of The Star today there is a story which wins the award for Most Misleading Story Lead-in Line. Here it is......
There is no justification to abolish the National Higher Education Fund Corporation (PTPTN) study loan as some students use it for personal expenses - MCA Youth chief and Deputy Education Minister, Wee Ka Siong.
Don't get it ah? Read the line again a few times and you might soon join the campaign to abolish the PTPTN loans too.
Have a nice weekend. Well, unless you have not registered to vote by telling yourself............
a) Hiyah my vote won't make a difference one la.
b) Hiyah waffor to vote la? They (BN) sure win one la.
c) Hiyah waffor to vote la? All governments are corrupt one.
d) Hiyah waffor vote la? Pakatan will be just as corrupt as Barisan one.
............ in which case may your weekend be a really f**ked up one in all the ways which will make you feel miserable. Hahahahahaha....