Petty? What car you drive?
Don't knock it, okay?
Hahahahaha...this is a damn good one from Najib. For the longest time his detractors have been hammering him about all sorts of things. Not least of which is this thing called FDI or Foreign Direct Investments. FDI fleeing the country la. FDI not coming in anymore la. So yesterday Najib came up with the announcement that Malaysia is "in search of quality FDI" only. He was quoted as saying that Malaysia was looking for "not just any FDI but 'quality' FDI".
Ah soooo...that's why la we don't see a rush of FDI into Malaysia. That's because we pick and choose. Ok now I understand.
Damn! his spin is improving. Full Star story HERE.
This next funny must surely win the award for Most Tragically Hilarious Statement By A Policitian.
It was reported today that Sarawak Chief Minister, Taib Mahmud said that he will step down when "the time comes". Don't you find that funny? No? I suppose it isn't that funny if you are Sarawakian la. Sorry ah. Story HERE.
It appears that the man leading the proposed pasar malam protest in front of Amibiga Sreenevasan's home by Jalan TAR petty traders claiming loss of business due to disruptions caused by Bersih 3.0 is not such a 'petty' businessman himself. Jamal Md. Yunus is the owner of a chain of successful restaurants as well as a luxury car dealership. Just goes to prove that in Malaysia you can go very far by being 'petty'. By the way, Yunus claims that he still owns a stall permit for Jalan Tuanku Abdul Rahman. Roots ma. Read Jamal's 'inspiring' story HERE and be inspired or otherwise.
Oh I almost forgot about this funny from our ever-dependent comedian in the prime ministers department, Nazri Aziz who said, "We are the generation of the sons of the previous leaders. Our thinking is different"
Errr....how? Maybe we should stop having 'sons' of previous leaders in government and try some "new" talent?