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Tuesday, June 05, 2012

Tuesday funnies

"A scuffle between police personnel and rally goers on April 28"
Best Tuesday photo with inaccurate caption.Photo taken from The Malaysian Insider 05/06/12


Funny #1

How do you dig a deeper hole for yourself after you've shot yourself in the foot? Full instructions HERE

Funny #2

The last thing you would expect to hear from someone who successfully bid RM24,200 for a car registration number when asked who paid for it.......... “not sure, I have to check”
Full explanation for this great strategy HERE

Funny #3


Silliest thing to say after you've shot yourself in the foot and dug your own grave............

“numbers to me are not important what is more important is service to the people ” - Liow Tiong Lai



Funny #4


Silliest thing to say in defense of somebody who's shot himself in the foot and dug his own grave is...........
(the money just went) “from the left hand to the right hand” - Chua Soi Lek
 
Go here to read details of Chua's brilliance


DEEP thought of the day.............


"Some people are actually above the law and some are far below it, i.e. they don't really get the benefit or the protection of the law." 
- Dr. Mahathir Mohd.

And the final word of the day............

NIAMAH!!!


24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pat ,
well said

Niamah

Anonymous said...

not sure i'm using left hand or right hand for a friendly weekend wank

Trevor said...

No wonder people nowadays call him Liow Tiong Liar.

Anonymous said...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a1/HM_King_Bhumibol_2010-12-5_1.jpg

Official car for King of Thailand = T-390.....

Anonymous said...

' Is the 24,200.00 yours !? '

" m...m...NOT sure lah, I have to check 1st ...o..o...k ...!? "

Anonymous said...

M.C.A. bargers,from the top to the bottom, are all "gone case nincompoops" in the coming GE. Sure to lose with their pants and undies down as well. Don't ever hope to win with massive majorities.... they can daydream forever and ever...... bye-bye to them, they can start digging their own graves from now on.....

telur dua said...

If you were to listen to these idiots you will go bonkers. LoL.

monsterball said...

One is an idiot...the other is a typical puppet and the last one...behave like a Maharajah.
They never considered be elected at all...for they have a plan..even with vast majority voters against them..they can still win elections after elections.
Najib knows their days are numbered...even before he was appointed as PM.
3 years avoiding jail sentence...he has used up all his ideas.
To day...it is sort of asking voters to forget corruptions and murders and give them a change to change.
Like I said...it is not funny anymore.
So many asked me..."Sir...when do you think 13th GE will be announced by Najib?"
I replied.."As long as Najib can keep delay it."
Funnies they are...if you can read these characters like Pat is doing.
The joke will be on Malaysians..if we do not vote them out.

Anonymous said...

Either way of justifying where the absorbant money came from to acquire a number plate, a civil servant should not be able to splash this kinda money considering the minister is 'paid' by the rakyat. Hence, however, explained by the minister where it came from , it is still not justified.
Should somebody raise a request in the party to review thier salaries and department's expenditures?

Anonymous said...

you outdid even yourself with this post.....congratulations Pat!

Anonymous said...

Why #15? The left hand should have handed 888k for the #1 to the right hand for him!

Anonymous said...

Did the MCA president himself just said, "who cares, its the rakyat's money"

Anonymous said...

MCA is the champion of the race that pays 90% of the country's taxes so we do what we like. They voted us in what, so why are you complaining?

Anonymous said...

What's the fuss all about, its only 24K, and after all its just the rakyats money.
Ahhh the PK-MCA-FZ billions that was good!!!!, but just you wait and see, they'll continue to vote for us still, those donkeys.

Anonymous said...

Liow looks innocent and retarded .

He does not know who bribe him ?

He is a disciplined liar

Really tiu his mother

Anonymous said...

MCA's left hand to right hand theory is how BN cronies do their transaction in a way MACC can approve?

Certainly can provide lots of material for Patrick stand-up comedy!

Anonymous said...

Higher Education Minister Mohamed Khaled Nordin has confirmed that the decision of National Higher Education Fund (PTPTN) to halt giving loans to Universiti Selangor (Unisel) students is to challenge the Selangor government’s ability to provide free tertiary education.

This will cause students and parents alike in Selangor to revolt against the Federal government for a gross act of victimisation. What will the federal government under BN l do next? Cut off water supplies and electricity to Pakatan ruled states to punish the rakyat for not voting BN?

Pakatan Rakyat has its own plan and solution for addressing national debts including PTPTN loans when they are in power. The federal government should not act childishly by pawning the students and taking all sorts of punitive actions to punish voters and tax payers in Pakatan ruled states.

Malaysians must not tolerate the increasingly totalitarian policy of BN.

Anonymous said...

Liow choose number 15 for sentimental reason ...

If for CSL ...he will choose number69..you all know why

Anyway both fella are retarded

Omar Rojik said...

The true video of Semangat Bersih:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnqwyiZNHuY

Forget about Hisham's version!

Uncle Usin said...

Kong Chong Har's right hand gives WWW15 free to Liow TL's left hand.
But the Sultan and Agung have to pay. Wonder why Perkasa is still quiet and never croak like their toad master?

Anonymous said...

soon the billion ringgit 1MDB scandal directly involving Najis will be unveiled for all Malaysians to judge. of course, our media such as Star, Utusan Meloya and TV gila will black out the news. these BN controlled media are the main defender of murderers and corrupt practices!

Anonymous said...

Malaysia is evolving to resemble a "Big Brother" state - where contrarian views are harshly put down, and democracy activists are being labeled as violent revolutionaries.

Anonymous said...

liar liow liar liow your pants on fire.

Toilettage said...

Thanks for giving us such great post like that.

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