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Friday, July 20, 2012

Friday Funny

Got robbery ah? Wait ah...after this song ok?
 
In The Sun today the Home Minister is still saying that the crime rate we are experiencing these days is merely public perception. In the story he said "public perception of crime is “all important” – and more important than the crime index". But he did make one concession la. He admitted, “For me what is most important is not so much the index, it is the perception. The feeling of the public is all important.” 

Yes, the feeling of the public is all important. And so what does Hishammuddin Hussein, the man in charge of our country's security do?

He goes on a walkabout in a shopping mall!!!

Almost everyday we read about snatch thefts, armed robberies in broad daylight, ATM thefts, car hijacks, murders, kidnappings. And what does the Home Minister do to "REASSURE" us?  He goes and visits a shopping mall's mobile police station, the information counter. And he also inspects the mall's alarm system installed in the parking lot.

Well, pardon me all over the fucking place Mr. Minister. I feel so secure now after what you just did for me. And did you take the opportunity to pick up a couple of things on sale at the mall? For the wife and kids? Did you go listen to the police band that was playing at the mall instead of policing the streets?

I think you doing your job as Home Minister is just a perception too. You're not really there, right? Sorry. Wrong use of words. You're not so much a perception. You're just an illusion.

NIAMAH!!!

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

THATS WHY I AM ALWAYS INTERESTED IN PATRICK TEOH'S BLOGS , ARTICLES ETC ETC...TO THE POINT!!!NIAMAH IS AN APT COMMENT!! MALAYSIANS ARE SLOWLY BEING INDUCED INTO AN ILLUSIONED LIFE , FREE OF CRIME AND FINANCIAL WORRIES, FREE OF ISA, FREE OF SCANDALS, FREE OF POLITICIANS WHO TAKE US FOR SUCKERS YEAR IN YEAR OUT! MIND YOU, MOST OF US ALLOWED THEM TO DO THAT TO US BY WAY OF OUR UNDYING LOVE AND LOYALTY TO MAHAKUASA UMNO-BN. GIVE THEM CHANCE AFTER CHANCE AFTER CHANCE TO FURTHER TIGHTEM THE NOOSE ROUND OUR NECKS! N I A M A H INDEED!

Anonymous said...

THATS WHY I AM ALWAYS INTERESTED IN PATRICK TEOH'S BLOGS , ARTICLES ETC ETC...TO THE POINT!!!NIAMAH IS AN APT COMMENT!! MALAYSIANS ARE SLOWLY BEING INDUCED INTO AN ILLUSIONED LIFE , FREE OF CRIME AND FINANCIAL WORRIES, FREE OF ISA, FREE OF SCANDALS, FREE OF POLITICIANS WHO TAKE US FOR SUCKERS YEAR IN YEAR OUT! MIND YOU, MOST OF US ALLOWED THEM TO DO THAT TO US BY WAY OF OUR UNDYING LOVE AND LOYALTY TO MAHAKUASA UMNO-BN. GIVE THEM CHANCE AFTER CHANCE AFTER CHANCE TO FURTHER TIGHTEM THE NOOSE ROUND OUR NECKS! N I A M A H INDEED!

1MalaySia-Sia Sahaja said...

Yup, just like all those GTP, ETP, PEMANDU (pandu us for a joy ride?), NKRA, Iskandar, SCORE, ECER, 1Malaysia XYZ successes, are also just perceptions.

Kepala otak kau!

KoSong Cafe said...

Ministers always chose the best place to check out on things. Even if they chose an ordinary place, you bet their hangers-on would have spruced up the place before their visit.

Pavilion has the latest alarm system in place, so how does that compare with other lesser shopping malls and more ordinary roads and even housing estates where robberies happen daily?

This reminds me of the time when Najib opened a high-tech Rm1 million public toilet while everywhere else, chances were stinking and clogged toilets prevailed!

Trevor said...

No just Home Minister, I think BN is just a perception - everything they did were perception-based, such as 1Malaysia.

And yah, our worldwide competitiveness index has reduced, but still better than other countries such as Ghana la...

wongty robert said...

Dr M told Malaysians to look east and UMNO/BN leadership has continued looking east until this day. They have forgotten that the sun sets in the west. That's why loh, this minister lives in a virtual world where the sun never sets!
He is a fine specimen in the saying "a one eye jack in the kingdom of the blind is the king". The PM needs to be surrounded by this type of fine human specimen!

Unknown said...

Maybe Mr Minister should take a stroll in dimly lit parking lot, ditched the camera crew. I've a few alleys to suggest for him. What planet is he's from? Is that gonna allay the public preceptions?

Anonymous said...

Malaysia NEVER had an issue with the word ' ALLAH ' until SOME Idiots in the Home Ministry during Syed Albar Hamid tenure as Home Minister declared its copyright of Malaysian Muslims and the most rediculous thing to happen was that the Moron Home Minister Syed Albar Hamid endorsed the Idiot's decision and thats the begining of the circus, then we also have loads of so called UMNO's bootlickers Imams jumping on the bandwagon to voice their support. Syed Hamid Albar shall burn in Hell for endorsing the rediculous declaration.

Anonymous said...

This news of PRDM singing in shopping malls to get closer to the rakyat is the most niamah stupidest act ever!

Anonymous said...

Did that dude say, "Semuanya OK" after the walkabout.

Anonymous said...

One of the root cause of these crimes are the illegal gambling cyber dens found in Shopping complex and almost every neighborhood. Losers including students become desperate, commit crimes, rob to pay off depts, etc etc. Simple start to lower street crimes is to eliminate all these joints. Why such socially damaging gambling dens available openly and blatantly as if we are a lawless country? So many people in position but non effectively work on this? Prevention is better than cure Mr minister.

Anonymous said...

Pat,
we need to invite police to play play their music over my taman....The mr din should be the one to cut some red ribbon.
niamah.!
Mr Hisammudin, why you build so many school and get so much money in your term as education minister,
hear of the town you will be PM very soon.

Anonymous said...

niamah,

this is the most incompetent home minister his country ever had. thought syed is bad, this fella is moronic.

monsterball said...

What others ways will they think how to fool Malaysians and get their confidence and votes.
Leave it to Najib.
He has to win 13th GE or hell is waiting for him.
Pat these thieves may have billions but they cannot sleep soundly like us.
They need pills to knock them cold.

Nuffnang