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Friday, August 17, 2012

 Innocent ah? You prove to us first la.

Ya it's been quite some time since Niamah!!! was updated. Busy making a living la. Sorry ah.  But today I found 2 funnies in The Star which incidentally I have stopped buying on a regular basis. Cut down expenses lor.  Anyway...

Funny #1

After much hype and protests by various NGO's, businesses and netizens the amended Evidence Act recently passed by Parliament remains in force. For those who don't already know, this amendment assumes you are guilty until proven innocent for everything that is posted on your Internet site. Whether posted by you or posted by anyone who is able to access your site, leave comments, make postings etc. If it appears on your page you are GUILTY. A couple of days ago a campaign for repealing this unfair law was activated on the Internet. The campaign called for all netizens to have an Internet Blackout Day. It garnered participation and support from individuals, NGO's as well as business corporations. But it apparently didn't go any good. Today the government announced that it was keeping the amended law. Nothing would change. And who did they pick to make the announcement? None other than Rais Yatim. Malaysians' best online "pal".  But what is funny is the way Yorais made this announcement.


It might make some sense to a lawyer but to an ordinary Malaysian like myself...HUH??? So what you're saying, Yorais, is "don't worry la. We are not presuming you are guilty. We are just presuming what is on your blog/Facebook/Twitter is FACT. So unless you can prove that it is not...you're GUILTY la. Faham tak?" 

Funny #2

Malaysia is truly a SPORTS loving nation. We promote sports all the time. We just have our own special way of doing it. The latest example of our rather unique efforts in promoting sports and grooming talented Malaysians for international sports is reported in The Star today.  It was announced that ...

"The national diving squad can now look forward to better things as Youth and Sports Minister Datuk Seri Ahmad Shabery Cheek has allocated RM800,000 to refurbish the National Aquatic Centre."

Wow! This is so typical of the way this government does things, isn't it?  They are basically saying to all the Malaysian sportsmen and sportswomen, "You go and win some medals first la. If you win then maybe we consider giving some money and support to you and your sport. Okay?"

Question. If the national aquatic centre needed refurbishing why was it not refurbished? You mean if Pandelela had not won an Olympic medal the centre would not be refurbished? What kind of logic is that?

Yup! That is the BN Malaysian Way. You want support ah? Show us first la. Bring back some Olympic medals first.

But then ah, I osso confused la. Lee Chong Wei fought hard and brought home the Silver. So why are millions of ambitious Malaysians still playing badminton on the roadside and under coconut trees? I would have thought some YB would have announced some allocation to build a few hundred thousand in-door badminton courts d. No ah?


NIAMAH!!!

14 comments:

megaman said...

This is the result of doing without understanding.

And Talking without thinking ...

Biasalah ... Niamahh !!!!

Done so many Niamah tat I also tired oledi ...

So Pat, under the new law, whatever you've posted in your blog is presumed to be fact right ? So can we sue the government and get them to prove that they are not guilty ?

Trevor said...

Hahahaha!

Same thing Datuk Seri Ahmad Shabery Cheek will say to those playing under the coconut trees or roadside:

"Win a medal la, we will build a proper badminton court here later"

Anonymous said...

Why do we thInk Strawberry Cheeks is any different from the rest of the Dumno goons?

Anonymous said...

yogis bear ,
what the shit you are talking ? !! ooops just spreading some shit words on evidence act! make malaysia takut-takut go to jail or maybe 20,000 ringgit to gomen pocket or more money,,,,, We in BN is desperate for money since we spend for many execise BRIM, enceter...

Anonymous said...

Badminton sudah up standard ma... Silver whr gt enuf?

Need gold la bn says... Haha

That's y lcw has to save money to build stadium.. Start w the 100k from the star or smtg...

Thank u bn

NIAMAH

Anonymous said...

“UMNO will ensure a fully compliant Islamic state if PAS has a big heart to join UMNO. Other Islamic countries are also putting hope on Malaysia, but there are still people wanting to split the Muslims. That’s why our goal is not achieved,” Malay daily Sinar Harian had quoted Mahathir as saying.

Chua Soi Lek, care to comment?

haris said...

If we’re going to have any chance of a clean and fair general elections, we have to try and stop the dissemination of falsehood to the voters by dishonest, lying news media.

Can we do it?

Don’t know, but I know we must try.

megaman said...

BR1M = Beri Rasuah 1 Malaysia

Anonymous said...

"Same thing Datuk Seri Ahmad Shabery Cheek will say to those playing under the coconut trees or roadside"
Pat I would like to make some correction on this statement.
They are not playing by the the "roadside". They are playing in the
middle of the road" la.

Anonymous said...

50多年来,华人相信马华的甜言蜜语,半推半就,一次又一次给巫统凌辱,没有尊严可言。马华是巫统的皮条客姑爷仔,华人还要被骗吗?

Anonymous said...

alasan untuk cari project & RM

Anonymous said...

BN still in power mah...problem?

Anonymous said...

You are just trying to be funny. We cannot do everything at once. We're still on the project to build racing tracks for our heroes, the mat rempits, as assured by the previous Sports Minister. In BN there is continuity, not like some of these oppositions goons. Just because the minister has been changed, doesn't mean that old projects like racing tracks are forgotten. Badminton courts will come by and by. Just be patient.

1MalaySia-Sia Sahaja said...

Sooo... if some of us post something on ahjibgor's FB page insulting the various royal families, they will actually dare to go haul up Mr Rosmah's ass?

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