Explosive pleasures missed by our boys in blue.
Hi folks. Just a couple of quick ones for the start of the week. No, I am not going to comment on the CSL-LGE debate. I didn't understand most of it. Yes I do not read or write Chinese and I know that most of the people there would have been ashamed of me and say that I am not worthy to be a Chinese. But I am Malaysian first. So there! :-) And I never understood why the "debate" was about Chinese issues only. And why there were questions from the floor about the Penang flers towing away illegally parked cars even though it was late at night and there was no traffic. As though she is implying that laws only work during normal office hours. But I like that woman who asked the question. She shows she has balls. I mean, not many people would dare stand up in public and admit that they are stupid. Well done, madam! Eh? I said I would not comment and then I did. What la! Sorry ah.
The funniest line found in The Star today is courtesy of the deputy prime minister, Muhyiddin Yassin. He's always good for a laugh.
He was quoted as saying, "Victory for Pakatan will result in changes in the laws upheld by Barisan Nasional all this while."
Errr.......Mr. Deputy Prime Minister....and your point is? The people want changes in a lot of things upheld by Barisan Nasional all this while, kan? That's why
we vote in elections. No ah? That's why governments are voted in and out. No ah?
In another Star story we are told that our police flers "see through the ads - and smash gambling dens". Phwaaar!!! Damn terror, right? But if our PDRM could really 'see through' anything, why are there illegal ads all over the place? Like these advertisements seem to enjoy some form of protection la. You know the type of ads I mean. Ah Long ads on walls and five-foot ways. Some more with telephone numbers all. Should be easy to catch, right? And of course those advertisements for explosive massages or volcano massages. It takes little imagination to get the thinly-veiled message of these ads for physio-therapy of the erotic type. The latest one I saw on one of the walls of the LDP promised 2-Stop Massages. Hmmm...2 stops. I wonder what that is. Anyway, I digress. So kawan-kawan Polis DiRaja Malaysia, if you really can see through ads and catch the flers can you do us a favour by looking a bit harder ah? And those volcano and explosive massage places should be fun to raid what.