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Monday, July 01, 2013

What a Monday!

It's only Monday and we've had a hilarious start to the week. These 2 little stories should make you feel some pain as a tax-paying Malaysian. One story will hurt you in the head like a face-palm  kind of pain. And the other one will surely make you feel a sharp pain in your ass.  You can choose which one you want first.


(fave-palm type) Story...

Najib says Br1M of RM500 will last a Malaysian household a whole year. 

Now, Deputy Finance Minister Ahmad Maslan says that BR1M of RM1,200 will sustain a Malaysian household for only 2 months!

Actually, both are right. It just depends whether you are Malaysians who insist on eating every day or only eat once every leap year. It also showsthat Najib is totally unclear of ... anything. And that his cabinet colleagues maybe out to make a fool of him. 



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Sharp pain in your ass story...

The Elections Commission received RM200million in bonuses for their work in the 13th General Elections!!! Now as a tax-payer my question to Putrajaya is...HOW MANY OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE THERE? AND WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO DESERVE TO DESERVE A BONUS? 

Didn't the boss fuck up the indelible ink shit? Really la. Please tell us what the bonus payments were for. PLEASE! In the real world you get a bonus for a job that's been performed extraordinarily well. Not for doing what you were paid to do. Hard as the circumstances might have been. I think it is true to say that right at this moment not very many Malaysians believe that the EC is worth shit! 


NIAMAH!!!

9 comments:

najib manaukau said...

Najib must be referring to EC's performance in keeping the Umno's rapscallions in Putrajaya in spite of the vigilance of the oppositions. If not for their many frauds and deceits will theses Umno rapscallions remain as tenants in Putrajaya ? That is why to Najib EC deserves to be given a bonus, otherwise why would the EC deserves a bonus !
Besides it is not money from Najib's own pocket especially so when Najib knows he will not be around long enough to worry about it. That is why he is not even trying to build a single affordable house when he promises to build a million of them before the GE !

Anonymous said...

The EC received bonus bcos Najib wins in the GE13 and become the PM again.So must reward them for a job done in Najib's favour.
Don't you forget Najib's slogan "You help me,I help you".

Anonymous said...

Bro,

Rosmah's hair wash alone costs RM500 as the shampoo girl has to wash her hair one strand at a time to achieve the "straight out of bed beehive look". Thus Najib is totally out of sync with the real world which is no surprise since he is delusional most of the time.

As for the EC, I think we are lucky that it costs us taxpayers only RM200 million to pay them the bonuses. It could have been much worse, say, RM2 billion since the EC did a fantastic job of ensuring BN stayed in power to continue sodomizing us "kow kow".

Anonymous said...

RM500 a year is what the PM family eat in one meal!

RM1,200 is what the "1st lady" of Malaysia spent on shining one pair of Jimmy Choo.

Really funny niahmah story.

Anonymous said...

How much do you think the EC should really get as bonuses for all their 'hard' work? Surely you can't expect to pay them peanuts otherwise you get monkeys! But then what is RM200mil to them? Peanuts?? Kacang putih???

Anonymous said...

How much do you think the EC should really get as bonuses for all their 'hard' work? Surely you can't expect to pay them peanuts otherwise you get monkeys! But then what is RM200mil to them? Peanuts?? Kacang putih???

Anonymous said...

How much do you think the EC should really get as bonuses for all their 'hard' work? Surely you can't expect to pay them peanuts otherwise you get monkeys! But then what is RM200mil to them? Peanuts?? Kacang putih???

Anonymous said...

Patrick,
I don't know lah..........Do you just simply call someone "harden criminal"? Surely you must have gathered all the evidence in the world for you to JUDGE so (definitely it is no more accusation,righjt?) Now come the niamah part, why do you need the ISA/EO? And why not just put them behind bars? Niamah......

Anonymous said...

These EC fuck-up retards get a fucked-up bonus for a fucked-up job in the GE13 Aka The "indelible ink saga". Only in BolehLand

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