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Friday, October 25, 2013

Oi! You laughing at me?

Oi!!! Who you calling stupid?

Aiyoh!!! I am getting really confused la. I keep reading on the Internet that the world is laughing at us. Mostly about our continuing debate on who can use the word Allah and who cannot. But then recently, no less than the flers in the United Nations applauded our Najib for painting a picture of our country as a model of moderation. In everything. Even President Obama heaped praise on us when he didn't show up for his visit due to his country shutting down. Papers in the Middle East and even Pakistan are giggling if not laughing out loud. At US!

 So what names is the world calling us now? Can they use it or not?

NIAMAH!!!

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

Like i said before, our country are run by a group of clowns,morons & idiots politicians.

Mr Lonely said...

keep calm~ XD

Anonymous said...

If the introduction of 6% GST and the extra revenue the UMNO/BN administration collected, flows to benefit the rakyat, that's fine.

But, from past records any extra funds available, the corrupted UMNO elites will make sure they have their dirty hands on it....thus, further bloating their wallets!...thanks to the 47%.


already Najib is giving bonus to civil servants!

Anonymous said...

Aiyah Mr.Teo dont get yr pants on fire. Not the first time we are the laughing stock. Anyway wat do they know. USA lagi laughing stock! Governmet Shutdown! Can u believe it....q

Like you say 'wats in a name'. Unless got agenda, so why wonder the Malay Muslims are up in arms, right?
Let the religious ones sort it out lah. If anything they are the ones in the firing line. The man in the street are all the while peaceful.

We all concentrate the daily grinds, the IN THE FACE issues, can or not?
For starters, Sugar prices going up. GST is looming. Then theres petrol n wat not. How's yr TV? Dah OK belum.

Malaysian Joke of The Year said...

A man came home from work and his children ran to him and called out 'Ayah! Ayah!'.

His neighbor got very upset and said to him, "Can you please tell your children not to call you 'Ayah'?"

The man asked, "Why?"

The neighbor retorted, "Because my children call me 'Ayah' too. They might get confused and mistake you to be their father."
...
Then the man told his neighbor, "Are you not ashamed to say that your children do not know who is their 'Ayah'? So you are saying by using the word 'Ayah' , your children will call me ayah too without knowing who their father is?"

The neighbor said "Yes, only my children can use the word 'Ayah'."

The man was speechless.

Zainon said...

Since when PM and DPM are prihatin towards the health of rakyat?Removal of sugar subsidy is not to help you to cut obesity and risk of kencing manis as claimed by them. This sugar subsidy cut is to benefit Umno cronies. Please check who is controlling the sugar industries now, after Robert Kuok was forced to withdraw.

Stability Chaos said...

Idiot MCA, instead of voicing out concern for the poor with the introduction of GST, they try to accuse PR of misleading voters with GST, what is there to mislead on GST anyway? Everyone is subjected GST, no one is exempted, so who is misleading who? MCA is very diligent in digging their political grave lately.

Anonymous said...

那鸡下面不行了,喝茶都不放糖,加伟哥⋯

Drink tea no add sugar? add Viagra?

John Antau said...

Christians in Sarawak and Sabah can still use "Allah", but when they go to West Malaysia, they have to change the name to "Halla"!

Zainal said...

The electricity bill for Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak's official Seri Perdana residence came up to more than RM 2.2 million in 2012.

This was revealed in a written reply from Minister in the Prime Minister's Department Shahidan Kassim to DAP's Seremban MP Anthony Loke recently.

Najib & Rosmah bette check if their meter is faulty.

Anonymous said...

Sugar tycoons in Malaysia, mainly the politically connected Syed Mokhtar Al Bukhary's Central Sugar Refinery, can chalk up profits of RM1 billion as a result of the government's abolition of the sugar subsidy in the 2014 Budget.

Anonymous said...

GST is called the "Grad, Steal & Take" tax in New Zealand. Why? Because it taxes a rich man and a poor man the same. So a Datuk pays 10% on his purchase and a poor fellow has to pay the same 10% BUT their income is different. So the pain is greater on the poor man.

That why Najib wants his "Grab, Steal & Take" tax imposed on everyone -- unlike income tax where the more you earn, the bigger the tax. Why GST then? Because there are lots of poor people and they do not have a say in the UMNO kitchen cabinet. MCA don't care because it is for the rich people! MIC does not know what it means, so they will put up their hands to sokong. May be they also think their supporters are too poor to buy anything?

Anonymous said...

You folks with grouses against everything in Malaysia, just pack up and leave the god-forsaken place a.s.a.p.

Pretty soon, it will rain 50 days and 50 nights in Malaysia, all lands will be submerged in water, no boats will be afloat, no beings will remain. For the next century, the country will remain underwater. Water will then subside leaving a land caked in mud and grime, other organic matters have all decayed and became part of the mud.

The inhabitants that occupy Malaysia after that will be wearing animal skins, hunt with home-made spears and utter funny sounds to communicate. The word "A----" will no longer exist and people only fight each other for food.

Let the country before you become like them!!!

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha..he will soon apply to the court for the 'copy right' on the term- 'Ayah'. Aiya ya !

Anonymous said...

Obama is black dude with a white man brain la. The sad thing Obama spell backwards is Amaba which means love in Spanish - how tragic.

And the Malaysia PM thinking having a black dude endorsement will win credibility - how stupid!

Anonymous said...

Pat,
I feel very ashamed by our rep government doing this stupid comment, very shameful for all Malaysian.

Anonymous said...

Bro,

The whole world is calling the Melayusia government and judiciary a bunch of pricks and wankers.

Doris said...

Patrick

You can really Cari Makan (literally)!

Saw you makan on one food program on Asia Food Channel!

Anonymous said...

Alamak!! You guys worry about nothing. Malaysia now is very concerned if the Aussie are spying on it. Of course the Aussie going to say NO. But they never tell the truth because if they did, Najib will think Malaysia is NOT important. tell me, what is there to spy? Twenty per cent or more of graduates leaving Malaysia? Aussie already know for most go to Singapore and the rest to UK, USA, Canada and Aussie!

And those will not come back because they get citizenship and their kids can go to world class schools, universities, etc.

Anonymous said...

Remember all the hoohah about this recently? It will soon be forgotten as usual despite this report:

End of the road for AG’s Report?
http://www.theantdaily.com/news/2013/10/30/end-road-ags-report


I don't know what makes them dumb but it really works as you can see here:

Wild voices with no logic
http://www.theantdaily.com/news/2013/11/01/wild-voices-no-logic


Sadly nothing will change in the future that's for sure according to this old chap:

More of the same in GE14
http://www.theantdaily.com/news/2013/11/03/more-same-ge14


Surprisingly an ex-gangster knows the root cause of the serious problems plaguing the nation here:

Drugs, guns and race feed Malaysia gang violence
http://www.themalaymailonline.com/malaysia/article/drugs-guns-and-race-feed-malaysia-gang-violence

Bumi69 said...

The ruling elite in Malaya has gone beyond Article 153 to make a clean sweep of every sector of life in Malaysia under the guise of Bumiputeraism. Every sector of the economy & life in Malaysia is hampered by quotas, permits, concessions, tenders, contracts & the like – the Licence Raj -- designed to be in favour of the Malays on paper & monopolized by the ruling elite. The endemic level of corruption in the country stems largely from the desire among the ruling elite to accumulate capital and/or live it up by simply putting their hands in the national cookie jar under the guise of Bumiputeraism & bringing so-called development to the people. Government contracts go for anything from twice, thrice to ten times what it should actually cost the taxpayer. The World Bank euphemistically refers to such shady practices as mispricing. Malaysia should purge the term Bumiputera from the body politic since it does a disservice to the Orang Asal in Malaya (Orang Asli), Sabah and Sarawak.

Corrie said...

Ridhuan Tee questioned if defending the Allah ruling and slaughtering of cattle in schools was wrong, and saying it was a sin for Muslims to be silent on the matter.

More than 30 years ago, a Kerala Indian passed himself off as a Malay and led Malaysia down the path of corruption and enslaving of the Malay race. Now are we seeing another pseudo Malay who is going to form a "Telur" party to further lead the Malay by the nose? Ridhuan Tee remember you are a Chinese although we Chinese disown you. Don't be so sure Ibrahim will not ask you to go back to China.

MAS said...

BN top leaders spent almost half-a-million ringgit for each trip they took using the government's private planes last year. In 2012, a whopping RM182 million was spent on 372 flights to 339 destinations, using the six private planes belonging to the government,

Sohai-Mee said...

百物因为白糖及汽油涨价应声而起,无奈的只是每月领固定薪水的打工族,在老板调薪效率永远比不上物价上涨的趋势下,打工一族今后唯有奉行能省则省的生活態度,生活才能勉强过下去。

Avicii said...

For over 50 years, the Malays are being pampered to be totally dependent on special treatment by Umno in order to survive or compete with others. All because of Umno leaders' insatiable hunger to cling on to power to enrich themselves, their families and their cronies.

Until and unless the Malays themselves finally come to their senses and reject Umno's diabolical plot in playing up racial and religious issues to perpetuate their stronghold on them, there's very little hope. It will take eon for the Malays to rid themselves of their "psychological crutches"; short of a miracle from God.

Anonymous said...

Indians are screwed by their own kind!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN2J9IkiRaI

Anonymous said...

NEP fails and only serves to benefit a section of the Malay/bumiputera community. Even toilet newspapers especially Utusan which have been found guilty of printing lies numerous times by the court is directed by the Umno Baru dominated government to be supported by GLCs much like those undeserving Malays/bumiputeras abusing and living off their special privileges under the cover of the NEP. Umno Baru is all about themselves and not national interests. That is why Umno Baru is the biggest threat to national security, national unity, optimum progress and economic development and even our sovereignty.

Anonymous said...

For those of you who still read NST because of a sense of nostalgia and reminiscent of a bygone era, think again - this is not the same newspaper I once read, it is no more than Umno's propaganda machine concocting one lie after another.

Out of principle at least, you should boycott this newspaper, along with Utusan and The Star.

Anonymous said...

New strategy by government for all the people - comments by readers worth reading in all this - especially those in Sabah and Sarawak to think harder in the next GE:

DBKL rate hike would hit owners for unrealised home values
http://www.themalaymailonline.com/malaysia/article/dbkl-rate-hike-would-hit-owners-for-unrealised-home-values
http://my.news.yahoo.com/dbkl-rate-hike-hit-owners-unrealised-home-values-121300396.html
http://www.fz.com/content/property-rate-hike-snatching-candy-baby-house-buyers-group
http://www.freemalaysiatoday.com/category/nation/2013/11/13/increased-assessment-tax-too-much-for-kl-folks/
http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/opposition-lawmakers-flay-city-hall-for-more-than-200-rise-in-assessment-ra
http://malaysiatoday.com/2013/11/proposed-city-tax-hike-too-high-and-burdenful-for-city-folks/

DBKL’s new slogan and practice?
http://teresakok.com/2013/11/14/is-money-first-dbkls-new-slogan-and-practice/


Looking at the comments and seeing some new fancy cars break down on the roads, many old car owners surely aren't happy about this now:

JPJ to consider imposing life span for cars, says director-general - Bernama
http://news.malaysia.msn.com/tmi/cars-12-years-or-older-are-not-safe-on-the-road-says-expert-bernama
http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/jpj-to-consider-imposing-life-span-for-cars-says-director-general-bernama
http://my.news.yahoo.com/jpj-consider-imposing-life-span-cars-says-director-114343179.html
http://www.malaysia-chronicle.com/index.php?option=com_k2&view=item&id=185662:terrible-quality-half-of-the-cars-more-than-5-years-old-are-not-roadworthy&Itemid=2


Some readers' comments in this pointed out the dangers in unit trusts:

New EPF rules… good for retirement, bad for unit trust industry
http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/new-epf-rules...-good-for-retirement-bad-for-unit-trust-industry


Guess who started the rot in education? Read on..

Don’t Talk Big, Mahathir, You Brought Down Our English
http://my.news.yahoo.com/blogs/bull-bashing/don-t-talk-big-mahathir-brought-down-english-085328712.html


This is also one of my true Malaysian heroes besides Patrick Teoh of course:

Pak Samad shuns government events to avoid embarrassing VIPs
http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/pak-samad-shuns-government-events-to-avoid-embarrassing-vips

Will said...

All I can say it "only in Malaysia"
Maybe someone can make a reality tv with the title highlighting the good, the bad and the ugly. Obviously there will be a high chance of it been banned

Anonymous said...

Most critical for everyone to read this:

Don’t waste taxpayers’ money, plug the leaks first, Najib
http://www.theantdaily.com/news/2013/11/27/dont-waste-taxpayers-money-plug-leaks-first-najib

Emotionally blackmailed Malaysians desire change but fear to act
http://www.theantdaily.com/news/2013/11/26/emotionally-blackmailed-malaysians-desire-change-fear-act

Anonymous said...

This is where you can read their minds and figure their real intentions:

At Umno assembly, calls for ‘1 Melayu’ to replace ‘1 Malaysia’
http://www.themalaymailonline.com/malaysia/article/at-umno-assembly-calls-for-1-melayu-to-replace-1-malaysia

Now, Umno rep wants 67.9pc Bumiputera quota
http://www.themalaymailonline.com/malaysia/article/now-umno-rep-wants-67.9-bumiputera-quota

And as usual not a single word from MCA or MIC regarding the above. Don't they feel anything at all i.e. something isn't right???

Nuffnang