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Tuesday, December 31, 2013


To all my friends and fellow-Malaysians, 2013 is finally drawing to a close. Being the pessimistic cynic I am, moving forward even I am thinking that 2014 is going to be the start of a great period of our history. Let's continue to speak up and speak out. Let's build the country we want our children and grandchildren to have. 
Happy New Year, Malaysians!!! 

Saturday, December 28, 2013

And a Happy New Year. Hopefully.

There is no free lunch. Oh this lunch? 

You're paying ma. So I eat lor.

No free lunch, it is either increase toll rates or taxes, says Najib

I will buy you dinner if you can tell me with a straight face that you understand Najib's logic for increasing highway toll charges. 

Nobody said anybody wants a highway to use free, Najib. We are asking if highways are such a great profit making business why did the government privatise them? Get it? Oh. I forget. You're a politician.


When Barisan Nasional won by a simple majority to form the government, the opposition backtracked on their word and disputed the result of the polls - Najib Razak

Sure they did. But talk about backtracking I think you and BN are champs in that area since GE13. No? Toll rates increase. Electricity tariff increase. Subsidies for petrol and commodities reduced. Huh? What? Oh you didn't promise issit? I thought you did. Maybe I misunderstand la. Backtracking is only for Opposition. I see. Thank you, sir.
Is there Viagra for improving your memory?


Federal Territories Minister, Tengku Adnan says that he was misinterpreted when he compared the value of women to property rates. He explained, "I did not mean that women are property. What I meant was, if we build a house and want it to appear nice, it needs to have make-up, like (how) women (put on make-up)." is that better, minister?

And according to this chauvinistic goon's logic, "I respect women... I've got six daughters". Errr.... I don't think it works that way, Adnan. That's like saying you're not corrupt because you already have 2 billion in your bank account.
Aiyoh!!! And we thought our standard of English was still salvageable? 


Aiyoh! This Zaitun woman must get her logic reset la. She said "Leave Malaysia if you dislike BN govt" wor. Since when has a BN, or any other, government meant a country? A government is a group of managers employed by the country's owners, the people.
And she is a Wanita Umno big-shot. Tsk tsk tsk...shame, shame.

I just read something my friend I just read something my friend, Pang suggested. Why don't politicians leave Malaysia if they don't like the rakyat who say that they don't like how Malaysia is being managed. Ya. Balik la. Where? Java? Kerala? I'm sure some of them remember where they were from.


Can we all send an email to the Puteri?Wanita Umno chief to tell her that we are ALL Malaysians who love our country. And that those of us who speak out are merely wanting things to be done better so that ALL Malaysians benefit. We don't want to go anywhere because Malaysia is our country. 

I have posted this message there......

"Dear fellow-Malaysian and Kuantan Wanita Umno division chief, Zaiton Mat , we, who speak out are merely wanting things to be done better so that ALL Malaysians benefit. We don't want to go anywhere else because Malaysia is our country and we love our country."

You can write something on their FB timeline HERE


Wednesday, December 18, 2013


What platform am I standing on now? I pun tak tahu la.

This has to be the biggest piece of bovine excrement to have come out of his mouth. So far.

"I can become a prime minister that stands on the populist platform, but this way, I will destroy the future of our beloved nation"- Najib Razak when speaking to civil servants asking them to "Work Hard".

But he IS a prime minister who stands on the populist platform. He proved it in the Umno GA. He proved it the last time he made that 'you help me, I help you' speech. Remember?


It's just been announced that the toll for 15 highways in the peninsula will be increased by between 50 sen and RM2 on Jan 1.

Works Minister, Fadillah Yusof the rates have not been adjusted for the last six years. And that...

"The government's contracts with the concessionaires allow for adjustment every three years. If the government does not allow the concessionaires to adjust the toll rates, it has to pay them compensation amounting to RM400 million"

What kind of deal did our government make with these companies? If the highway is so lucrative why did the government privatise it? No money to build I think was one reason. With such a win-all-the-way deal any bank will gladly loan a government the money. Right? Cannot lose one ma. So why did our government privatise it?

Can some genius economist please help poor slobs like me to understand ah? Otherwise, life here is getting quite unbearable la. 

 Balik where? Oh, ok. Thanks a lot.


There was an advertisement in The Sun today placed by Tenaga Nasional titled SUBSIDY ADJUSTMENT RATIONALE.

The ad says that TNB spends up to RM6billion a year on capital expenditure and infrastructural maintenance.
Now, capital expenditure is so that you can do more business and make more money. So why do we have to pay you to do that? Insfrastructural maintenance is part of the cost of doing... business. Why do we have to pay you to do that?

TNB says that 70.7% of domestic consumers using 300kWh and below per month will not be affected. Really? Manufacturers will charge more for their goods sold to the same consumers. So how will it not affect poor people?

FREE electricity for consumers whose monthly bill is RM20 and below. Very good. But the government is telling everybody rise up out of their shit-hole. So now you are advocating that these people stay there?

TNB also said that with the new increase in power rates the government will still have to bear RM14billion in subsidy costs annually.
What kind of deal do our government make with TNB? TNB makes billions in profits each year. Increase rates. And still the government pays them??? I don't get it la.

Can some genius economist please explain to us poor working middle-class slobs ah? Thank you.
People have been accusing Attorney-General, Ghani Patail of receiving bribes to lose our claim over Pulau Batu Putih at the International Court of Justice. Now Ghani says that he is prepared to allow his bank accounts in any country, Hong Kong, to be probed for the millions of dollars that have purportedly been deposited into his accounts as bribes.
Come on la people. Why go through all that? Give him the fler the benefit of the doubt la. Maybe he lost the claim simply because he was incompetent leh.
Bank Negara says GST can eradicate trade mis-pricing that fuels illicit capital outflow
Many have told us how GST can do this and that. Yes, everything except how or if it can alleviate our cost of living expenses. How?
China has landed a rover on the moon. Imagine this. Millennia from now, intelligent beings on other planets on other galaxies will be arguing if they or the Chinese arrived there first.

Monday, December 16, 2013

1 Malay, 1 Indian, 1 Chinese

1 Malay, 1 Indian and 1 Chinese walk into a bar.
The bartender says ......
"Fuck Off! Malay fler can't drink. Indian fler has a couple and makes hell of a noise. Chinese baarger will want a discount."

1 Malay, 1 Indian and 1 Chinese walk into a theatre......

1Malay (Art Harun)
1Indian (Vinod Sekhar) 
1Chinese (Patrick Teoh)
On stage.
An interactive talk-show.
Raw & Uncensored.
Friday, December 20, 2013.
PJLA, Jaya One, Jalan Universiti.
Tickets now available at

Friday, December 13, 2013

Hello everybody. I shall be hosting a group of orphaned children to a pre-Christmas dinner at
Damansara Village Steamboat Restaurant
1067, Jalan Jenjarum, Kg. Sg. Kayu Ara,
off Jalan SS23/10, 47400 Petaling Jaya.
on Saturday, December 21, 2013 from 7PM.

 The children's ages range ...are 3 (1 child), 7 (3 children), 8 (2 children), 9 (2 children),
10 (2 children), 11 (2 children), 15 (1 child).

If you'd like to participate and make this a memorable Christmas for these children come join us on that evening. Bring along a gift for the children. It need not be a big gift. Anything that you think children of that age will enjoy opening for Christmas. Toys, books, candy, ang pows etc.

Come. The children will be so happy and surprised to see you. Maps and addresses HERE.
We have been blessed. Now we just pay it forward.
Thank you and have a Merry Christmas.


Thursday, December 12, 2013

Come meet Edward & his friends.