Google AdSense

Monday, December 16, 2013

1 Malay, 1 Indian, 1 Chinese

1 Malay, 1 Indian and 1 Chinese walk into a bar.
The bartender says ......
"Fuck Off! Malay fler can't drink. Indian fler has a couple and makes hell of a noise. Chinese baarger will want a discount."

1 Malay, 1 Indian and 1 Chinese walk into a theatre......

1Malay (Art Harun)
1Indian (Vinod Sekhar) 
1Chinese (Patrick Teoh)
On stage.
An interactive talk-show.
Raw & Uncensored.
Friday, December 20, 2013.
PJLA, Jaya One, Jalan Universiti.
Tickets now available at


Mr Lonely said...


Anonymous said...

You funny guy! I like very much!

Anonymous said...

Most ordinary Malays cannot afford good cars. The cheapest car may be a Proton, but in the long run, the cost of replacing substandard parts is high. Homes in good locations are overpriced and people spend hours commuting or trapped in traffic jams.

When top Malay civil servants allegedly ask housing developers to make “special arrangements” so they can purchase luxury homes that are designated solely for non-Malays, it is a subtle way of disagreeing with the government’s social engineering methods in housing.

When middle class Malays complain about houses being unaffordable, the government proposes the construction of more low-cost houses. Malays are angered by a government which thinks Malays are only worthy of cheap housing.

Would-be entrepreneurs without political connections lose out because only cronies win tenders for projects. Creative and hardworking people who want to boost the economy and create jobs, emigrate. Many Malays contribute significantly to the brain-drain.

Anonymous said...

but is still the china man pays the bill later..correct?

Hasmi said...

better than Maharaja Lawak and Lawak Ke Der!

Anonymous said...

We cannot put blame entirely on the Malays themselves. They have been brainwashed continuously since the evil Mahathir came to power. After so many years of being told they are weak and that other races exist only to feed and clothe them, their mindset is thus freeze in that position. We should pity the Malays really for being made a prisoner by Umno. How often have we heard the saying, “Give a man a fish and he will finish it in no time but teach him how to fish and he’ll be able to feed himself every day”. What Umno is doing is to expect the rest of us to feed them. In such situation they will never know how to fish but depend on others. And the reason is simply that Umno is telling the Malays the others will continue to give them fish as long as Umno is in power to make them do it.

Meera Saif said...

Je suis passée faire un tour sur ton site. Continue! Peux-tu me mettre en partenaire car je t'ai mis sur mon site.

A bientôt.

consultation voyance gratuite

voyance gratuite par mail said...

Bravo pour ce site qui commence sur de très bonnes bases !
Bonne continuation

Cabinet de voyance said...

This is one of the highly informatics and attractive blogs that has not only educated also informed me in a very effective manner. There are very few blog like this one I have read.

voyance gratuite par mail said...

Cool blog you have here, I will check in often.

voyance gratuite mail said...

Wow this weblog is excellent I really like to learn your article. Stay up late works great! You already know, many people are looking for round of this information, you can greatly help them.